wooooooooooooooooooooooooow...it makes me sad that people no longer have senses of humor. this was funny. if people would start laughing more instead of being uptight assholes, the world would be a better place. or just be sour and bitter, whichever you prefer.
Most people go to college and get an actual job... Then you get the druggies that think its cool to drop out of high school and work at subway, starbucks, McDonalds, Wendys or any other minimum wage job
yeah, after you hear customers and their "super original" orders, you really just want to spit in their drink. You're not funny. You're not original. And I've trained myself to just hear key words and if you're an ass, you get whatever the fuck we want to make you.
Pretty sure I would spit in their drink as well after a long day you just want your customers to order their food and get the hell out so you can close
the barista should have said "Say Hallo to your litt' il mocha" when she gave it to him.... hmm that would either be really funny or incredibly lame... prolly the latter
they probably wouldn't say anything even if they noticed. they would probably just give you a cappuccino in order to avoid awkwardly responding to your joke.
12:34 learn to take a joke. I have worked in the restrauints for 6 years and although there jokes are not origional does not mean it should piss you off beyond belief. Just let it go, they think it is funny, it is not hurting anybody. Let them enjoy yourself and stop getting mad at customers because you dont like your job.
If you dont like dealing with customers then dont work in a service industry. Go stock shelves at Walmart or something.
Don't listen to these losers. I've been a Barista for almost two years and I think that's funny. As long as it's not busy we like funny people. If there is a line then we just want you to order normally and begone.
Without them we wouldn't have a job--shut up. If you're nice and friendly to methen I'm nice and friendly right back. But your mere presence doesn't mean I'm going to lick your butthole out of sheer gratitude. Just be nice, that's all we ask.
Still doesn't beat the time I went to Taco Bell and ordered 2 pink tacos and a grilled muff burrito... OR the many times at various restaurants and when the waitress askes if there is anything else she can get me I respond, "I'd like that (point) hot waitress without any dressing..to go please!"
12:15 - neither one of those lines are funny. Especially the second one, that is just retarted. You sound like that drunk 45 year old guy that says something out of line and then cracks up at himself so hard that he does not notice that nobody else at the table is even laughing and everyone within ear shot is giving him the "are you fucking stupid" look.
i work at starbucks and it's hard to hear so they could have not noticed over all the machines but it's highly likely this person got a DECAF al pacino because that's a lame ass joke.
I work at a restaurant. I know how annoying some jokes can be. They're funny the first time, but after hearing the same thing a million times you just want to punch that person in the face. And really when you see that the place is busy, don't be an asshole and make everyone's life miserable. Just do what you're supposed to do and move on. I already have all this stress of paying for school and books and I don't need your shitty jokes.
Calm down guys! Even if it is a joke you have heard a million times, and it has been a rough day, to the customer, it is probably the first time they said that joke. Working as a server/barista/ whatever, you have to make the customer happy even when you don't like it. Because think, if it weren't for them, you wouldn't have a job! Yeah it may be annoying to you but the customer is just trying to laugh. Maybe a few of the people freaking out here could use a laugh. Or just chill the fuck out
a "barista" is a made up word. what it means is: asshole who believes he/she is supeirior to the general public because their piss-sized servings of alleged coffee cost more than a 20oz at wawa
It's not about not having a sense of humor, its about everyone thinking a joke like this is oh so clever and oh so funny. The first time, yeah its cute. The 20th time you want to punch them in the fucking face. Everyone should have to work a job in the service industry for a short period of time so that they can realize what assholes they are to other people.
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