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  • 19 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:42pm
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    This is my favourite text so far! Simple, elegant and it utilizes strippers.

  • 17 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:15pm
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    Ayyyy there are some fucking sensual duets from cosi fan tutte

  • 18 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:47pm
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    How the fuck could you do that to Mozart? Whores and their attempts to destroy the world! But MOZART'S LEGEND WILL OUTLIVE YOU. Bitches.

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:03am
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    I could turn a stripper into mozart. WHAT.

  • 13 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:22pm
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    This was definately sent in Pullman. I was there. HOLY CRAP! I was there. She's in my friggen sorority. Hahaha! And, yeah, it was good.

  • 13 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:53pm
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    Was it any good tho??? Like... Was the dancng hot or just stupid.?. >?<

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:59pm
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    360? I need to meet this person.

  • 13 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:20am
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    3:47(2) Awesome movie.

  • 13 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:45pm
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    3:47, do you really think Mozart would mind thaaaat much? ;) Now I want to know what piece it was.

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:44pm
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    Actually, sweetie, I can do that, too...

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:27pm
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    I prefer bach for those situations

    • 2 0
      Submitted by jltc on Jul 4, 10 at 11:29pm
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      really? Interesting choice...too intellectual for the purpose. I think I'd go for brahms

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:29pm
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    Mozart is not a song you fucking idiots.

  • 12 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:23pm
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    I could turn Mozart into a stripper.

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:36pm
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    Wolfgang would LOVE it. Wicked. Shit. Next: strip to Beethoven.

  • 11 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:42pm
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    Bremerton. Represent, Bremelos!

  • 10 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:33pm
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    I could also turn Mozart into a stripper song.

  • 11 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:28pm
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    thats really fucking lame.

  • 9 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:46pm
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    ha! only in washington!

  • 9 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:50am
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    I've turned Bolero by Maurice Ravel into a stripper song. :3

  • 9 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:04pm
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    any song can be a stripper song. just strip during the song.

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:34am
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    I hope it was to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:20pm
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    yeah what piece was it?

  • 7 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 2:15pm
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    360!!! Represent represent!!

  • 1 1
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 4, 10 at 11:28pm
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    ooh I can do that too!

  • 2 3
    Submitted by pepsiman999 on Apr 28, 10 at 2:46pm
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    Only in the northwest lol