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  • happy age of consent day!

    Submitted by rthshuskie2010 on Apr 7, 10 at 3:00pm
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  • Go to the Hallmark store and look in the "uncle_badtouch" section.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 2:52pm
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    • hahaha, but now I want to the listen to the badtouch by the blood hound gang

      Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 9, 10 at 6:51pm
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  • Next she will get you one that says she's pregnant. :) you will have a child with a child. Classy!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 7, 10 at 2:32pm
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  • Uncle_badtouch thinks this is not funny with a name like that. Haha. (thumbs upp)

    Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 7, 10 at 2:24pm
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  • Just buy her a cake, and then pop out of it naked. I'm sure she'll get the idea. She'll run screaming shortly thereafter, of course, but details.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 8, 10 at 11:52am
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  • Great card idea!

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 7, 10 at 3:06pm
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  • thanks for the idea :) haha

    Submitted by sicklytwisted on Apr 7, 10 at 2:26pm
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  • Thanks effyewseekay. I thought I was going to forget how to spell your name until I figured out it was a curse word. Very witty.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 5:22pm
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  • Oh how I (don't) miss Northwest Indiana.

    Submitted by cmiyc on Apr 7, 10 at 2:49pm
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  • Actually it's very funny

    Submitted by matt420e on Apr 7, 10 at 2:12pm
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  • Wow that's fuckin creepy can you not find any girls your own age to bang.. Hmm prob not. !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 2:47am
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  • make one with crayons lol

    Submitted by swinginhips55 on Jul 10, 10 at 2:37pm
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  • creeeeeeper. just to piss of cjhoops

    Submitted by michelleyily on Apr 7, 10 at 6:17pm
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  • why didn't you illegally bang her? that's much more fun.

    Submitted by TMNTbrii on Apr 10, 10 at 12:25am
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  • And then she'll have to find you a card that tells you you're a creeper.

    Submitted by Anonoman on Apr 7, 10 at 2:25pm
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  • There's an app for that.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:53pm
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  • He didn't say how old she is now and I turned 18 before my gf by 3 months. Creepy still? No. You people are retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 12:58pm
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  • I seriously adore maskedmans comments lol

    Submitted by effyewseekay on Apr 7, 10 at 4:42pm
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  • WHO DA MAN? YOU DA MAN!

    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 7, 10 at 3:33pm
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  • @ 5:35... In Michigan we're legal at 16 =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:19pm
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  • A child with a child. Funny

    Submitted by md416 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:48pm
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  • Cjhoops, the kids in high school used to call me creeper so I hate the word too. I still miss being a gym teacher though.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 3:23pm
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  • Thats how we roll on indiana

    Submitted by kplumm on Apr 12, 10 at 1:38am
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  • make one.. douche..

    Submitted by cama on Apr 7, 10 at 6:21pm
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  • This is either the most wonderful, or the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

    Submitted by ConquererParadoX on Apr 7, 10 at 5:58pm
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  • @ the people who say "can't find a girl your age?" Maybe guys wouldn't go for younger girls so often if the older ones didn't get content and fat.

    Submitted by pipe_hitter on Apr 9, 10 at 5:37pm
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  • Not funny

    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Apr 7, 10 at 2:08pm
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  • Story of my lifeeeeee

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 10, 11 at 3:30am
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  • That's just creepy.

    Submitted by sputnik on Apr 8, 10 at 10:33am
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  • the age of consent is 17 you could have banged her all of last year buddy

    Submitted by KamiiCakesz on Apr 7, 10 at 5:35pm
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  • Ummm creep?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 7:02am
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  • Okay, question for you wise people of TFLN: When a couple has been having sex before either one of them turned 18, does it suddenly become illegal when one of them does turn 18, even if the other is going to turn 18 in a few months? \n\nDont really care, just was always curious, and dont feel like googling. xD

    Submitted by xhauntedpassionx on Aug 27, 10 at 2:30am
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  • I'm going to Michigan!

    Submitted by LeeMalvo on Apr 8, 10 at 7:20am
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  • Does anyone fucking hate the word creeper? Anytime someone uses it, I want to beat the fuck out of them. >=]

    Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 7, 10 at 3:15pm
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  • Easily added to favorites

    Submitted by playerhypo on Apr 7, 10 at 2:25pm
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  • Just visit someecards.com and find one or make your own. They are awesome.

    Submitted by funboy1126 on Apr 9, 10 at 11:04am
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  • I tell you what, why don't you proudly admit to committing a felony, in writing, on a card that the people most likely to prosecute you will see? Cool plan bro.

    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:43am
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