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  • 93 55
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 2:52pm

    Go to the Hallmark store and look in the "uncle_badtouch" section.

    • 52 59
      Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 9, 10 at 6:51pm

      hahaha, but now I want to the listen to the badtouch by the blood hound gang

  • Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Apr 7, 10 at 2:32pm

    Next she will get you one that says she's pregnant. :) you will have a child with a child. Classy!

  • 84 56
    Submitted by rthshuskie2010 on Apr 7, 10 at 3:00pm

    happy age of consent day!

  • 76 49
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 7, 10 at 2:24pm

    Uncle_badtouch thinks this is not funny with a name like that. Haha. (thumbs upp)

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 7, 10 at 3:06pm

    Great card idea!

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonoman on Apr 7, 10 at 2:25pm

    And then she'll have to find you a card that tells you you're a creeper.

  • 58 39
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 5:22pm

    Thanks effyewseekay. I thought I was going to forget how to spell your name until I figured out it was a curse word. Very witty.

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 8, 10 at 11:52am

    Just buy her a cake, and then pop out of it naked. I'm sure she'll get the idea. She'll run screaming shortly thereafter, of course, but details.

  • 64 56
    Submitted by cmiyc on Apr 7, 10 at 2:49pm

    Oh how I (don't) miss Northwest Indiana.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by matt420e on Apr 7, 10 at 2:12pm

    Actually it's very funny

  • 64 67
    Submitted by effyewseekay on Apr 7, 10 at 4:42pm

    I seriously adore maskedmans comments lol

  • 57 54
    Submitted by TMNTbrii on Apr 10, 10 at 12:25am

    why didn't you illegally bang her? that's much more fun.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:53pm

    There's an app for that.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by cama on Apr 7, 10 at 6:21pm

    make one.. douche..

  • 56 55
    Submitted by kplumm on Apr 12, 10 at 1:38am

    Thats how we roll on indiana

  • 55 53
    Submitted by md416 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:48pm

    A child with a child. Funny

  • 62 71
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 7, 10 at 3:33pm

    WHO DA MAN? YOU DA MAN!

  • 53 53
    Submitted by sicklytwisted on Apr 7, 10 at 2:26pm

    thanks for the idea :) haha

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 2:47am

    Wow that's fuckin creepy can you not find any girls your own age to bang.. Hmm prob not. !

  • 61 74
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 3:23pm

    Cjhoops, the kids in high school used to call me creeper so I hate the word too. I still miss being a gym teacher though.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by swinginhips55 on Jul 10, 10 at 2:37pm

    make one with crayons lol

  • 49 53
    Submitted by michelleyily on Apr 7, 10 at 6:17pm

    creeeeeeper. just to piss of cjhoops

  • 63 86
    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Apr 7, 10 at 2:08pm

    Not funny

    • 60 63
      Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 2:49pm

      Your name is disgusting.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 12:58pm

    He didn't say how old she is now and I turned 18 before my gf by 3 months. Creepy still? No. You people are retarded.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by sputnik on Apr 8, 10 at 10:33am

    That's just creepy.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:19pm

    @ 5:35... In Michigan we're legal at 16 =]

  • 42 52
    Submitted by funboy1126 on Apr 9, 10 at 11:04am

    Just visit someecards.com and find one or make your own. They are awesome.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by xhauntedpassionx on Aug 27, 10 at 2:30am

    Okay, question for you wise people of TFLN: When a couple has been having sex before either one of them turned 18, does it suddenly become illegal when one of them does turn 18, even if the other is going to turn 18 in a few months? \n\nDont really care, just was always curious, and dont feel like googling. xD

  • 39 48
    Submitted by LeeMalvo on Apr 8, 10 at 7:20am

    I'm going to Michigan!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 7:02am

    Ummm creep?

  • 45 64
    Submitted by pipe_hitter on Apr 9, 10 at 5:37pm

    @ the people who say "can't find a girl your age?" Maybe guys wouldn't go for younger girls so often if the older ones didn't get content and fat.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by amonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:43am

    I tell you what, why don't you proudly admit to committing a felony, in writing, on a card that the people most likely to prosecute you will see? Cool plan bro.

  • 58 93
    Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 7, 10 at 3:15pm

    Does anyone fucking hate the word creeper? Anytime someone uses it, I want to beat the fuck out of them. >=]

  • 37 53
    Submitted by ConquererParadoX on Apr 7, 10 at 5:58pm

    This is either the most wonderful, or the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by KamiiCakesz on Apr 7, 10 at 5:35pm

    the age of consent is 17 you could have banged her all of last year buddy

  • 45 70
    Submitted by playerhypo on Apr 7, 10 at 2:25pm

    Easily added to favorites

  • 25 31
    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Oct 10, 11 at 3:30am

    Story of my lifeeeeee