Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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