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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:06pm

    Everyone who's pissed that the cop isn't "doing his job" - Pull out whatever crawled up your ass and died, ok? There are more serious things to investigate than kids having fun at a party.

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      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 6:15am

      ...like just HOW drunk the girls are and what they WON'T do >:D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:37pm

    From one cop to another, that is awesome.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:55am

    Austin cops really just don't give a shit. I saw a man pass a dooby to an Austin cop at ACL. Dude took the biggest puff I've ever seen.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    I never seem to get the cops who'll let you off with a warning. Then again, I'm not a drunk jello covered girl in a bikini.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:12pm

    Oh wow you guys. As said don't be pricks to cops, every cop I've dealt i've been nice to and i've gotten off ticket free for speeding and partying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:42pm

    Texas police. Gotta love em 432!!

  • Submitted by LAXXER on Jul 12, 10 at 9:36pm

    Dallas, TX represent baby!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:22am

    It's so retarded to see "Dallas REPRESENT!" Seriously. Unless you know for fact that it's from that shit hole, STFU.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:04pm

    Love the Plano cops.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:35pm

    3:17, MIP= "minor in possession" 3:19, I guess the point I was making is it's likely that MOST of the tickets written were justifiable. Sure, some of-age party-goers probably got tickets they didn't deserve. By the same token, most of those kids were probably underage.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:19pm

    2:16 that blows. Then again, 200+ people parties are begging for that kind of attention. I mean they're great, but you can't make a habit of going to them when the cops make determined rounds in the area. My tip - stick to partying with frats who have connections with the PD. Yes, that exists.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:43pm

    Got to love Texas(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:47am

    Metroplex represent. God I hate this place!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 4:15am

    definitely not a flower mound cop

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:51am

    It DOES sound like Plano kids.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:30pm

    2:24 You're a bit naive about how law enforcement works. Cops sure are there to uphold the laws, but in many cases involving less serious offenses they have the power of discretion. *cue music* "The more you know!"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:22pm

    All parties should have drunk jello covered girls stationed near the front door. Fool proof strategy to never get busted, even if you have a meth lab in the kitchen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:53am

    I ♥ cops! I'm 972. XOXO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    i wanna know what happened after you couldn't bring yourself to bust the party.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:03am

    McKinney!<3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:08pm

    How are people so deprived/cynical they are mad at the cop for not busting them? I want to know what a normal day is like for you. Do people just walk up and piss on you all day long? I don't get it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:24pm

    it's so funny when people get mad at cops for upholding the law. good job, guys :] people like 2:16 only get "frustrated" because they don't agree with the laws. like them or not, they're in place and the cops are gonna enforce them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:35- shut the hell up and go deprive someone of their freedoms somewhere else

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:24am

    Haha.. this is grand. I grew up in the 972 area code and have been busted by cool cops like this. Fun times.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:04pm

    I hope you busted something else. It rhymes with "ferries."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:21am

    2:51 You are so bloody wrong your hair is on fire

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:10pm

    never have i met a Dallas cop like him. lucky!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:07pm

    Woot hott Plano chicks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:08pm

    Midgets usually aren't...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:05pm

    Hell yeah, garland/Dallas/Plano. That's how we party. I've actually had a similar sitaution.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:17pm

    represent d-town!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:18pm

    1:08 is super special

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:27pm

    I don't know who I'd prefer to be. The cop or covered in Jell-o. I bet I'd look good in Jell-o.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:09pm

    if you read 2:16's post carefully, they said if they are 21+ they got noise violations. implying that those under 21 probably got MIPs. i'm sorry, you can't argue with that, party venue or not.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:04pm

    2:24... I like how you think the cops "uphold the law" in this instance. They are passing out noise violations to people at a party, clearing unknowing that these people were actually being loud at all. Isn't this an abuse of authority? Hint: The answer is yes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:58pm

    we have jello covered midget girls in bikinis on the east coast.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:10pm

    Where the fuck was this at? Couldn't have been Plano. Plano sucks ass. I know. I live here.

  • Submitted by 406finest on Feb 19, 10 at 1:35pm

    you just restored my faith in the judicial system!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:02am

    Dude, that's Allen-motherfucking-Texas. Hell yes. Makes me proud to be 972.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:31am

    It's truly pathetic when you douche bags talk about the cops like you do. Sorry but if you are underage then your dumb ass should not be drinking - and if you do dont get pissy when you get a citation for it. Secondly, who is the first person your sorry asses call when something happens to you? the cops... quit breaking the law and lying and stealing and smoking dope and they wont harrass you moron!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:23am

    972 is also Irving. I honestly had NO clue 972 ranged from Dallas to Rockwall to Plano to Irving...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:11pm

    2nd 2:07 a bit harsh/rambly, but overall good point. Anyone who went to parties in college knows and loves the rare unicorn that is the cop who will give you a warning, shoot the shit and be on his merry.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:30am

    hey 1:53... in NY. and yes, we do. ;] its called "college"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:58pm

    The party can't have been THAT good - or the girls would have asked the cop to join in their jello escapades.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:07pm

    Most cops are fucking douchers. It's nice to see every once in awile they aren't busting college parties. They should be more concerned with ACTUAL crime anyways. If i were a cop and busted a college party... there's no way I could go home at night and feel good about myself. I would probably have my wife stomp on my throat until i choked and died on my own blood. Zingggggg!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:47am

    heh 135 is a piece of shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:46pm

    I wonder why I wasn't at that party, and I would like to know who that cop was. Good ol' Dallas (metroplex)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:06am

    for all the people saying that the cops are just "upholding the law" and shouldn't give warnings, think about what you're saying right now the next time you drive 40 in a 35.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:59am

    Dallas is the shit this changed my view of cops. great man great man

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:29pm

    My best friend is a cop. He's on the First 48. I promise he would have jumped in with the jello covered girls. Then he'd call me to rub it in. Talk to a cop one day. They have amazing stories.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:13am

    Here in the East Coast, in the UD ghetto (University of Dayton), there are parties every weekend with beer pong right on the front lawn. Cops don't give a shit as long as you don't walk around with an open beer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:18am

    It was a university of Dallas st pattys day party in Irving. And it was fuckin badass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:25pm

    Alright! Dallas cops represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:35pm

    Fuckyeahhh pwest reppinn... Best fucking cops evaaa

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:59pm

    2:30, yes, they have the power of discretion. but their judgment may be to write the tickets. so like 2:19 said, if you're going to a party that will attract that much attention, you're taking your risks. if you get busted, you have no one but yourself to blame. and don't tell me i'm a bit naive about law enforcement. i have cops in the family and my boyfriend is going to be one.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    i dont know why anyone would ever like to be a cop. they suck, they are no good loosers who never got any respect in highschool or college so they have to take out thier shitty social lives on other people having fun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:50pm

    THAT WAS MY PARTY!!! <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:02pm

    2:05 - too bad 972 can be pretty much anywhere in DFW. moron. but yes 3:44, sounds like my alma mater - Plano West. hah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:38pm

    A noise violation when there are under 21s at a party - Consider yourself lucky. . A real dick cop would just as easily write you up for providing alcohol to a minor - Regardless of if you did or not.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:17pm

    WTH is an MIP? masturbating in public?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:38pm

    @1:25 more like richardson or plano... 972.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:06am

    Hahaha hell yeah 972 does have some CRAZY ass parties

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:32pm

    4:54- right on target. i CANNOT stand it when people say shit like that about cops. might be true for some, but plenty of others are good guys and it's ignorant to lump them into this personality type that people (who likely have a record they are bitter about) feel they must fit.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:03pm

    they got a job to do, if youre cool with them, theyll usually be cool with you...ive had cops who chilled for a couple minutes with us...on college campuses thoguh, youre fucked, theyll try to bust you for fuckin anythign...real cops look at the situation, tell people to get out and go home, so that way they can concentrate on real crimes

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:02pm

    Wouldn't happen in Jersey. Too many cats with semen in their fur

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:43pm

    @1:38 - 972 is a large part of the dallas area..could be as far as an hour south, not just north.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:45pm

    Man this is shocking. North Dallas/Richardson/Plano/UTD cops are notorious dicks. Kinda cool to see there is at least one human one out there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:19pm

    Haha, that would have been epic to see!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:42pm

    I wish there were cops like that here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:31pm

    Ha, that happened to my friends and I...but we were the girls covered in not jello, but spaghetti....when we told them we were flight attendants they let us go :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:28pm

    man im 972 and i wasnt at this party..fml..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:43pm

    cops like that dont exist on the east coast

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:44pm

    Sounds like Plano West high school kids.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:24am

    If you really wanna blame someone, bitch at the person that called the cop in the first place. Or maybe you should be mindful of your neighbor trying to sleep. Or just party out in the country where no one else is around you.

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    Submitted by colie420 on Oct 12, 11 at 8:45pm

    That is a great idea!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 8:58pm

    3:13 doesn't understand that beer pong often requires open brewskies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:18am

    Best thing I've ever read

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:39pm

    I love a man in uniform.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:35pm

    pathetic. all cops are the same...fucking dogs. try doing your job, asshole.

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    Submitted by RAWR_06 on Jun 2, 10 at 10:27pm

    Best cop ever be serious about your job but let the good people partyyyyyyyyy haha fuck yeah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:52am

    @1:04PM I dont get it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:53pm

    Do you have jello covered girls in bikinis in the east coast?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:06pm

    @1:04 good one d-bag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:37am

    COWBOYS SUCK ASS GO PHILLYYYY 44-6

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    Submitted by the_Phoking_best on Jan 25, 11 at 3:57pm

    Noise complaints make up probably 75% of the police calls in the area.. The cops are just bored

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:05am

    g-d bless this cop!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:54am

    3:22 Where the fuck are you from? Chances are it's a bigger shit hole than Dallas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:57am

    972 is rockwall tooooo. And fucking rockwall cops would NEVER let anyone off. Assholes have nothing better to do cause rockwall blows.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:56pm

    dude...my friend just saw this who was at the party and let me know....i was one of the girls! lmao. irving baby =)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:05pm

    i don't date anyone who lives in the 972 area code. 214, 469, 817 only.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:42pm

    dallas represent! although not gonna lie, ive never dealt with a cop this awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:00pm

    I agree with 1:35- do your damn job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:02am

    only a dallas cop will do that but then again only we know how to party that way ;]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:46pm

    dalllasss

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:27pm

    man that's a legit cop right there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:19pm

    So just because the people under 21 justifiably got tickets that means by default the people 21 and up should get tickets to for noise violations? C'mon....that's ridiculous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:16pm

    @2:11 Sorry. I'm a college student at Texas Tech and the cops are absolute shitheads. They bust 200+ people parties at party venues and hand out a ticket to every single person. If they are over 21, they get a noise violation. Seriously? There's probably somebody getting robbed right down the street. Frustrating.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:01pm

    COOLEST. COP. EVER.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:07pm

    In addition, the cops shouldn't pass out tickets at party venues....It's a PARTY VENUE. That's like a cop going into a bar and passing out noise violations to random people because the bar music is too loud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:55pm

    Dallas fucking Texas! Hell yeah!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:54pm

    @2.51 PM, you're probably a 16 year old kid who got busted by the cops once or twice. Get to know some, they are real people too. They'll let you off with a warning if you don't treat them like shit and you don't lie to them. Unless you're doing something really ignorant.

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    Submitted by toodrunktofxck on May 21, 12 at 6:31pm

    But could you bring yourself to bust ON that party? Giggity.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:08pm

    i always get the cops who let me off with a warning :) fully clothed, too