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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 19, 10 at 10:26am

    Now, wait another 9 month and you can meet your kid.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:17pm

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and unzipped his fly and said do you wanna Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had lots of fun silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:21am

    I knew two sisters who live on a hill; One won't do it but the other one will!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 6:49pm

    At least get a fucking footjob from the first sister

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:18am

    that's awesome. but who says they "smashed" it? what a tool.

  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 19, 10 at 11:05am

    why can't some guys understand that some girls want to wait??? so disrespectful.

    • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 19, 10 at 2:10pm

      Lauren, I totally agree. We have so much in common! Let's meet up for coffee.

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        Submitted by Raider25 on Feb 15, 10 at 12:59am

        sexual predator alert.

    • 31 45
      Submitted by polacke on Dec 27, 11 at 11:58am

      nine months? in or out don't kepp anyone hanging on that long.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:28pm

    Smashed that?! I agree, he's a tool. Smashed that FTL!!!

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    Submitted by Gilgamesh on Jan 19, 10 at 11:22am

    Only met'er once, but I fucked'er twice, ELBOW MACARONI BITCH!!!!

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:13am

    11:17. Genius.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:08am

    funny shit

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:04pm

    Karma is real

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:16am

    Lol at11:17

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:29pm

    Good job broseph

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 6:45am

    Funny shit

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:57am

    Represent the 508

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:06am

    Shit was her name Jackie?

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:43pm

    Yes, sometimes when you grow up sisters move to different states, for college, jobs, and well life outside of your parents house. I know it's hard to imagine if you're 12.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:49pm

    Nice, took your dumb ass 9 months to figure out u had the wrong sister? You stupid fuck!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 6:17pm

    I know a girl, she lives on a hill She won't do it but her sister will...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:15am

    Why would u wait around 9 months if u didn't even get a hand job?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:53pm

    Awesome 6:17

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:03pm

    Well done

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:23am

    Plymouth,MA!!!

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:32pm

    UXY!!!!!!

  • 67 89
    Submitted by rugbylokita21 on Jan 19, 10 at 9:41am

    Five "first's". Epitomy of fail. As for the text, I believe that is a win for you on the latter half :)

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:17am

    Fake as fuck what did her sister live in a different state

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:47am

    How did you date for 9 months and not meet her sister? Fake

    • 57 86
      Submitted by midnight on Jan 19, 10 at 10:23am

      I've dated girls at school and never met any members of their family.. It's not that unlikely.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Arianna on Jan 21, 10 at 12:25am

    I like how he refers to the not-easy one, with self respect as the "bitch", but not the skank he banged twice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:21am

    See... Good things can happen when you switch from your left to your right!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:46am

    First

  • 53 70
    Submitted by IfYouSeekAmy11 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:09pm

    Ha ha....hell naw 2 funny

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:47pm

    1:02, give me a fucking break. If that bitch didn't put out anything after nine months, what do you expect? That shits fucked up, a guy needs that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:57am

    Hahah I love that you think it's fake because he didn't meet the sister, I think it's more unlikely to stay in a relationship for 9 mos where you're not getting any.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:29am

    I'm simply writing FIRST just to piss people off. So fuck u soviet union and anyone else that gets pissed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:20am

    First

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:24pm

    Props

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:20am

    First and good for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:16am

    Wait? 9 months for an hj???!!!! That's a friendship and it's not going anywhere. (assuming you're older than 14)

  • Submitted by Arianna on Jan 21, 10 at 1:02am

    I like how he refers to the one with self-respect as a "bitch", but not the skank he banged twice... Ugh.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:13am

    Very funny shit! Should have taken pics to show her sister.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:35pm

    9 months without even a hand job. Maybe they are both Stephenie Meyer freaks. I'd be getting anal on a weekly basis by month 4 or that shit would be over.

    • 67 62
      Submitted by Raider25 on Feb 15, 10 at 1:01am

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:38pm

    508 <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:20am

    First Cori is a slut.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:24am

    First bitches !!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:48pm

    Haaaa typical Brockton probably.

  • Submitted by Daniiiii on Jan 19, 10 at 9:19am

    Haha, so typical for 508 <3 (First!)