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  • 86 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:20am

    whats worse is that someones dick is going to be violated by that tongue

  • 88 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:15am

    this is absolutely fucking disgusting

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:54am

    I need some practice receiving head. Sounds like a perfect arrangement for both of us. Yes? No?

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:32am

    That's really unfortunate!

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:23am

    girls do practice! I practiced on my best friend in high school. I mean what girl really wants to suck @ giving head? Practice makes perfect! Advice: Practice on a person, not a bottle in your shower.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:50am

    I practice on guys I don't give a shit about?

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:44pm

    ok, who honestly practices on things?? i thought that only happened in movies.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:22am

    wait, girls practice?

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:35am

    girls DO NOT practice, I mean, at least not on bottles, I practice on dicks, practie leads to perfection huh?

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:56am

    no 10:53..we hate FML. and now..we hate you too.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:21am

    If you need to practice I'm always up to helping people out

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:22am

    If you are going to suck a shampoo bottle with mold on it, and be stupid enough to do so, then maybe death might be a better option...lol

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:14am

    Oh man, I'm from the 501 area code orignally. It's fun imagining who this is >_>

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:27am

    get a cucumber next time..genious.

    • 21 23
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 3, 12 at 4:35pm

      That's an interesting idea; a cucumber is bigger than the vast majority of penises. Kind of like the trick that one teacher played on you by making the homework harder than the tests.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:23pm

    this is where im from... I LOVE YOU ARKANSAS XD

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:55am

    And a slut is a bad thing? I do practice and take pride in it. If you are going to be good at something you might as well be great at it right?

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:41am

    That is so sick how can a girl be such a slob!!!? I would think that would be a huge turn off for guys. Ewww.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:57am

    Why the hell would you even do that? Moron.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:10pm

    Dude you might be a dude lover

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:44pm

    Mold sucking! Ewwwwh!

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:01am

    you need to get some dates and give each one a BJ. Whore yourself around enough and you'll develop some skill

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:43am

    Girls don't practice.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:30pm

    i'm up in arms because there should be no biases involved with dicksucking.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:12pm

    why would you give head better if you were fat 11:03? you're probably just a fat ass who needs to feel better about yourself.

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:14am

    OP must not clean her shower much

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:49am

    ROFLLLL. omg, it sucks to be you hun. HOW DONT YOU SEE MOLD ON SOMETHING YOURE GONNA SUCK?! ohman

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:03am

    big girls always are good at head. Must be a skinny bitch.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:18pm

    can i practice on a hot guy? that would be better

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:59am

    you can practice on me anytime

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:03pm

    who practices? really... haha

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:59am

    OP must not get a lot of dates. Fat? Ugly? Fugly?

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:46am

    girls don't practic.e

  • 39 47
    Submitted by aceghostman on Nov 18, 10 at 8:00am

    I've got something you can practice on

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:49am

    9:21, I was thinking the exact same freaking thing.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:04am

    Y dnt u practice on ME :)

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:56pm

    12:12 Skinny bitch up in arms cause someone implied that her dicksucking ability is less than stellar. Thumbs up for you!

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:51am

    10:23 is a slut Also, I hate it when people submit to TFLN as a backup FML.....

  • 20 36
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 11, 12 at 7:47am

    Just check for mould next time, and regular cleans of your shower would also be a good idea 💩