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  • Submitted by ottergoat on Jun 15, 10 at 1:27pm

    We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

  • 72 43
    Submitted by ambientexter on Jun 15, 10 at 2:41pm

    this is stuff of legends. he better have gotten laid after this.

  • 72 47
    Submitted by tyeisner on Jun 15, 10 at 1:05pm

    What a champ

  • 67 53
    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Jun 15, 10 at 1:06pm

    Boss status

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 10 at 11:50pm

    Fuckin a

  • 53 44
    Submitted by southern_belle89 on Jun 15, 10 at 5:39pm

    Helllll yea...that's epic right there. Question is...does he remember it?!?

  • 45 34
    Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 17, 10 at 12:06am

    Give him a fucking medal

  • 48 42
    Submitted by currkris on Jun 16, 10 at 7:16pm

    So turned on...

  • 49 44
    Submitted by shrivledballs on Jun 16, 10 at 2:06am

    wow this guys like invincible!!!

  • 49 44
    Submitted by MalkinONE90 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:43pm

    Manimal

  • 40 31
    Submitted by iuhoosierchick on Aug 29, 10 at 2:29am

    My hero on so many dysfunctional levels

  • 51 56
    Submitted by steelrumor on Jun 15, 10 at 2:08pm

    He's my new idol like farva

  • 43 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 16, 10 at 4:05am

    Epic!!!

  • 39 47
    Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jun 15, 10 at 2:00pm

    Yep!! That's a boss right there!!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by TheTodControl on Jun 15, 10 at 8:19pm

    @dontsayTHATSGAY\nThe quote is from an actual seventies show called the Four Million Dollar Man\n\nMoron

  • 39 49
    Submitted by blank73 on Jun 15, 10 at 1:34pm

    That's beasty

  • 50 75
    Submitted by mitchell on Jun 15, 10 at 2:06pm

    worsttextever this site is made for 20 year olds not 40 year old virgins like yourself

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Megzii on Jun 19, 10 at 4:32am

    He sounds like a real winner. Way to go!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by suuup on Jun 15, 10 at 7:12pm

    Lmaooo Kevin!!

  • 53 84
    Submitted by HeroinUser on Jun 15, 10 at 2:04pm

    I once did a big line of heroin after being banged in the ass with a strap on.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by phiphika on Jun 15, 10 at 11:38pm

    TFM bro

  • 33 48
    Submitted by imtakingashit on Jun 17, 10 at 8:53am

    33 seconds? Big deal. I know a guy did 70

  • 33 48
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jun 15, 10 at 1:15pm

    All eyes on him

  • 49 86
    Submitted by WorstTextEver on Jun 15, 10 at 2:01pm

    Another drinking text. How old are you idiots, really?

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      Submitted by TowerCrane on Jun 15, 10 at 6:17pm

      "texts from last night" sort of implies that you would've sent the text after sex, while drinking or taking drugs. or engaging in any sort of "idiotic" behaviour, really.