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  • 72 53
    Submitted by kaymac508 on Feb 19, 10 at 2:34am

    mcdonald is irish, macdonald is scottish

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:33pm

    OMFG YES :DD best text ever

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:41pm

    4:49 is full of awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:51pm

    Hah, this one's great. Note: If you actually give a fuck that it's not a regrettable drunk-text or is probably from this afternoon instead of last night, go choke on a fence post.

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:34pm

    You two bitches fight it out, Im gonna laugh at the text cuz that shits hilarious

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:49pm

    I thought it was funny. I guess it's because i am not 16 and only laugh at the drunken texts dealing with sex that i found it funny. I guess people don't respect cleverness.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by karvey on Jun 16, 10 at 9:32pm

    I thought it was very cleaver and fb worthy!! if you don't like it you don't have to cuss about it.. Just grow up and shut up and let the happy ppl of the world enjoy a wholesome laugh 

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:39pm

    wow, I read this and immediately thought "this posting is gonna get the piss ripped out of it on account of its un-funny-ness." Can't believe people are raving about it.

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:28pm

    3:14 Thank you! I would let you get extra cheese and SUPER SIZE baby!!!!!

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:14pm

    lol 2:53. also this text is awesome. you can take me to mcdonald's anytime.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:53pm

    i don't see what's funny about this either. must be because i'm not 16

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:53pm

    1:30 is super lame. He probably never gets invited anywhere. He fucks up wet dreams!!!!!

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:50pm

    @1:36 you shouldn't point out the fact that you don't get jokes. Just makes you look dumb,

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:30pm

    Nothing's better than McDonald's!

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:33pm

    lmfaoooooo the funniest one so far

  • 44 43
    Submitted by tabersl on Jun 10, 11 at 4:02am

    My future

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:53pm

    It wouldn't be MacDonalds if it was Scottish. it could be either. I'm Scottish and I know

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:17pm

    I just realized this is greater Boston area. Even better

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:54am

    It if was scottish it would be MACDONALDS not MCDONALDS....DUMBASS......

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:59pm

    if you think this text is funny you are a fucking retard

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:25pm

    HA or Irish? But funny. :-P

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:00pm

    Agreed w/ 1:56 but the txt is funny as shit

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:01pm

    laughed out loud at work. so worth it though

  • 46 61
    Submitted by jesters7 on Feb 23, 11 at 9:57pm

    Funny as he'll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    this might be the most clever text i've ever seen.

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:35pm

    fuckin genius...am so using this in the future

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:07pm

    Lmao! This is too funnyy

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:56pm

    Gordon Ramsey is an ASSHOLE!!!!!

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:03pm

    32nd most popular surname in Scotland is... McDonald. FTW.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:48pm

    Good shit. From my city area too... sounds like something I'd say :)

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:30pm

    no dumbshits it would be MacDonald's if it were scottish

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:03pm

    Gordon Ramsay is sexy! I'd let him cook all kinds of food and then eat it off me.

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:13pm

    $150 would be worth it to get the chance to see one of his abused cooks stab him in the neck.

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:32pm

    Yeah, I'm a Mick, I'd know dude. Keep it shut, i said it's funny anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:36pm

    hows this shit funny? this site used to be hilarious. i guess nothing good lasts nowadays. fuck