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  • Submitted by zigs16 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:57pm

    this person doesn't understand what a chromosome is.

  • Submitted by vandal36 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:52pm

    so what this person is saying is that there are no male badasses. Chuck Noris is already on his way to their house

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      Submitted by _Lauren_Marie_ on Dec 17, 10 at 1:33am

      No, this person is just lacking a basic understanding of biology. What they are probably trying to say is that baddassery is transmitted from the maternal line.

  • Submitted by stig on Aug 4, 10 at 1:40am

    Understanding of genetics FAIL

  • Submitted by chemnerd390 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:41pm

    Op is an idiot. XX is a pair of chromosomes...shit like this makes me ashamed of being a girl.

  • Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 3, 10 at 11:08pm

    is this person trying to say only women are badasses?

  • Submitted by guff1991 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:22pm

    XX is actually TWO chromosomes, and to nattybuck, which assuming by your name this won't make sense, XXX is called Turner's Syndrome which stunts growth in women and make them sterile. Some badassery eh?

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      Submitted by guff1991 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:23pm

      excuse me. Not Turner's. Triplo-X Syndrome. Same diff though

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      Submitted by herman_gill on Aug 4, 10 at 6:06am

      yeah way to be condescending and getting your facts wrong at the same time douche. Turner's syndrome is when there's just the one X chromosome present

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      Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 2:06am

      I love it when people are arrogantly retarded.

  • Submitted by Full_Circle256 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:54am

    I wish so badly there was a way to filter out dumbasses on TFLN. Just an ignore button so I could still read the funny comments that people post without seeing a billion things that say "Firsty" or other troll stuff. It is ruining TFLN for me.

  • Submitted by stig on Aug 4, 10 at 1:44am

    So the OP is implying that all bad-ass men have Klinefelters Syndrome?

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      Submitted by WTFmate on Aug 4, 10 at 2:37pm

      Thank god SOMEONE has something witty to say.

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      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Aug 4, 10 at 5:39pm

      <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

    • 68 82
      Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 17, 10 at 1:08am

      <3

    • 70 93
      Submitted by jltc on Aug 19, 10 at 12:16am

      :)

  • Submitted by Metraton on Aug 4, 10 at 2:47am

    Badassery is carried by lead cell and lithium batteries.. oh, no, that's battery acid...

  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 3, 10 at 11:21pm

    That doesn't even make sense.

  • Submitted by Matrixgrl09 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:31am

    Why is everyone overanalyzing this???? Dumbasses.

  • Submitted by nattybuck on Aug 3, 10 at 10:59pm

    false true badassery is carried by the elusive xxx chromosome only a select few have it i.e. chuck norris and the dos equis man

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      Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 3, 10 at 11:07pm

      my question is if it is "xxx" chromosome and no "y" chromosome, how is it a man?

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        Submitted by Randomguy08 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:14am

        You dare question Chuck Norris?

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    Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 3, 10 at 10:59pm

    talking about chromosomes like a boss

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    Submitted by piebald on Aug 4, 10 at 8:22am

    Ugh. Read a book other than Twilight, you dumb shit.

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    Submitted by kgraham21 on Aug 4, 10 at 9:27am

    Maybe she meant only the second X since everyone already has one X. And we all know if she only said "on the X chromosome" in the text she'd get harassed for it too.

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    Submitted by afro on Aug 4, 10 at 5:17am

    I just got my dick sucked from behind, I agree with the OP , women are bad ass

  • Submitted by gonegetit on Aug 4, 10 at 3:43am

    Haha...get back in the fuckin kitchen

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    Submitted by Sav775 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:50am

    Those are TWO X chromosomes dumbass.

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    Submitted by anonymous3415 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:11pm

    And badassery is connected to sandwich making apparently.

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    Submitted by dre623 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:41pm

    I beg to differ. I know this because this is a disease I've been living with all my life. I've been to the doctor's and it's not contagious; it's something you're just born with. There is no cure, but he says all I can do is just keep living my life as normal as possible, with an occasional outbreak every nowandthen.

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      Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 2:10am

      LOL! You have a serious case of female. It is debilitating, and progressively degenerative. There is a strong association with bat-shit-crazy

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    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 4, 10 at 12:37am

    Wow, lot of dipshits on this site. Spend less time drinking and learn something. This post is crap. Men have an x chromosome. Women have 2 x chromosomes, but only one is active in any given somatic cell. I suggest you google "bar body". If you are not bio/premed and reading this, my sterness was not meant for you, but for the undergrad motons i have to deal with.

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      Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 4, 10 at 1:14am

      It's BarR body. If you would like to insult us premed students, you should at least make sure you spell things correctly. Annnd I am not quite sure what a "moton" is; clearly you're the moron in this comment.

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      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Aug 4, 10 at 5:41pm

      Even though she is wrong. 1) Well that was a cool TFLN. 2) You're a pompous asshole who doesn't deserve the knowledge.

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    Submitted by mariamadness on Aug 4, 10 at 8:03am

    Tripple x doesn't cause infertility. It actually kind of makes you a badass. Just one who can't do the olympics. \nXxy on the other hand totally sucks and causes sterility.\nOh and to the guy who said x chrom. carries retardation... You are aware that you are XY, right?

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    Submitted by KneeHigh on Jan 27, 11 at 10:59pm

    I'm so smart I go on tfln and give everybody genetics lessons! What do you do with your life?!

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    Submitted by balhblah on Aug 4, 10 at 9:49am

    Pretty sure any thing that can be carried on the bottom of the last x chromosome is more likely to show on the bottom of the y.

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    Submitted by 573rep on Aug 4, 10 at 2:16am

    guff1991- Turner syndrome is caused by the lack of a chromosome, XO, being the result. This usually starts as an XY chromosome in which part or all of the Y is damaged, leaving an infertile female. There are a lot more complications that result from Turner syndrome, including short stature, hearing problems, etc. I know a girl with Turner syndrome, it's a very interesting thing to research.

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      Submitted by Break_Your_Heart on Aug 4, 10 at 3:42pm

      Both men and women carry an X chromosome which mean a women ALWAYS passes it down and males have a 50/50 chance of passing a X or Y to the egg which is always an X. So it the egg could be missing that chromosome or the sperm is missing that chromosome. There are more issues with Turners than just want you stated and not any two women with Turners is affected the same. I was diagnosed at birth with this. Although I had ear issues as a little girl...I don't have hearing problems.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 4, 10 at 12:36am

    guff1991...you are the sexiest person to ever comment on tfln

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    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Aug 4, 10 at 1:01pm

    Yeah, crazy is also stored on that second X.

  • 73 78
    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 4, 10 at 9:03am

    It was just a jokes assholes. Why are you calling op an idiot

  • 65 68
    Submitted by jamz on Aug 4, 10 at 12:55pm

    Fuck yeah it is!!!

  • 72 82
    Submitted by blopawert on Aug 3, 10 at 11:07pm

    no we don't

  • 70 79
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 8:24am

    Rule B: Only Chuck Norris has the badassery Gene and it's not XX, Its CCC.

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    Submitted by youralcoholicdad on Aug 3, 10 at 11:25pm

    Biology doesn't belong here

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    Submitted by jennnnnnn on Aug 5, 10 at 2:38am

    Such a bad fail. The understanding of genetics is obviously not carried on AN x chromosome...

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      Submitted by WTFmate on Aug 5, 10 at 3:22pm

      So no one understands genetics?

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    Submitted by Leaf on Aug 3, 10 at 10:55pm

    I second that!

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      Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 3, 10 at 10:57pm

      LOL! but just for the hell of it. BITCHSLAP!

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:59pm

    am i the only one bothered by the word "badassery"?

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    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 4, 10 at 6:09am

    @vandal36- Lmao!

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    Submitted by anon5400 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:02pm

    Having xxx chromosomes is a seriously medical problem. The person is a super female with growth issues. Having xx make you a woman.

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    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 4, 10 at 10:23am

    They manage to post something witty and people are freaking out because they said XX.

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    Submitted by headdonkey on Aug 4, 10 at 8:38am

    Sammich making is on the XX chromosome.

  • 69 93
    Submitted by android69 on Aug 4, 10 at 9:09am

    I don't like this jew

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    Submitted by goefurself on Aug 4, 10 at 12:53am

    Lol @ nattybuck. Said the dos equis man has the badass xxx gene when it means '2 x' idiot

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    Submitted by fiveoh on Aug 4, 10 at 3:23am

    Ehhm I hafta disagree that females can't be badass...just sayin...most of em are butch..self included lol..but hey it's possible.

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    Submitted by marsho on Aug 4, 10 at 1:42pm

    You fail genetics forever.

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    Submitted by handsoffclepto on Aug 3, 10 at 11:35pm

    That's why they say "yo mama"

  • 63 92
    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 4, 10 at 12:12am

    DUMB Óź°

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 6:36am

    If ur a butch chances r ur just a guy with no dick

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    Submitted by AlpacaFighting on Aug 4, 10 at 6:34am

    This shit has my friend written all over it. But, wrong continent.

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    Submitted by shawnschexy on Nov 5, 11 at 2:48pm

    Don't be dipshits. It's awesome and true. Yes XX is actually 2 chromosomes... So the fuck what. It's funny. Get a freaking life people!

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    Submitted by lalind1 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:13am

    Is 'badassery' like 'bitchassness'? Just wondering....

  • Submitted by MiketheSituation on Aug 3, 10 at 11:05pm

    Now that's the situation right there! Do the guido fist pump!!

  • Submitted by dickstar on Aug 4, 10 at 1:32pm

    If you liken kitchen, baby making, and ironing skills then yes, it is!

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    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 3, 10 at 10:56pm

    And you are the doucebaggery tht replaced badassery in your gene pool.\n\nhttp://whatidesiredtosay.wordpress.com/

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 7, 11 at 7:26pm

    Whereas douchebaggery is transmitted via both X and Y chromosomes, and it's just a matter of whether or not either/both of your parents are carriers of or afflicted with the aforementioned trait. xD

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    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 11, 11 at 2:06am

    Lmao all you ppl are complaining about all the dumb cunts on this site... I think their funnier then the acctual texts!

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 7, 11 at 7:22pm

    The OP just hit the 'X' key too many times, and was implying that badassery, awesome, and godliness are acquired via the mother's DNA, like your mitochondria.

  • Submitted by Pyrofeed on Aug 4, 10 at 12:50am

    Clearly retardation is carried on the X chromosome, because everyone with a Y chromosome knows that XX is TWO chromosomes, not one. If you wanted to make a chromosome joke about females being badass (which is in it of itself a joke) you would say that badassery is a recessive gene carried on the X chromosome, thus requiring two to have the aforementioned (impossible) badassery. It is clear, however, that badassery is a dominant gene carried on the Y chromosome.

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      Submitted by TowerCrane on Aug 4, 10 at 2:54pm

      ooooo i smell mommy issues :)

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        Submitted by Pyrofeed on Aug 6, 10 at 2:11am

        Nope, just issues with self deprecating women =)