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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:59am

    why anyone would waste time criticizing a post and trying to use rich vocabulary on this site is beyond me. Get laid.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:59pm

    HAHAHA this is awesome. and 12:34, I agree with you.. and appreciate that you apologized to Jesus, making it even more awesome.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:03am

    Hahaha. Oops. I read jizz lord

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:44am

    They have a VIRGINIA plate that has the "V" on the left side of the plate and the "A" on the other and The numbers are agin" hahaha

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:06am

    Oh my god... obviously... JISLORD, what the fuck else would it be?

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:50pm

    Jislord sounds like jizz lord to me!

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:15am

    Jesus can suck a dick.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:35pm

    HAhaha fuck well I found this fucking hilarious.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:27am

    lol 9:59.. if you consider "pondering" and "conclusion" as having a rich vocabulary you would be mistaken.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:01am

    Am I stupid?that is the worst text I've ever seen on here. Not funny at all...

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:58pm

    10:30 Get a smart phone, loser!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:28pm

    1:15(1) that was all over the news, thanks though

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:34am

    This is more of an MLIA than a TFLN, js.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:58pm

    this is so retarded

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:08am

    It'd be so much funnier if he didn't analyze it afterwards.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:52am

    If that took you more then 20 seconds your a retard no wonder you live in Illinois

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:34pm

    Bahaha well don't feel bad cause I'm pretty sure anyone who reads it at first their mind is already in the gutter ... Personally I like jiz lord rather than Jesus is lord.... No offence jesus

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:05pm

    I have seen this car. Also, 6-1-8 MUTHAFUCKAS.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:54am

    Too long for a text? Are you retarded? I can write a freaking essay on my phone.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:50am

    Jislord? I thought he was a virgin?

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:18am

    @ 9:59 : I wholeheartedly agree with your valid observation. That persons needs to get laid!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:11pm

    First time I've actuall lold on tfln

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:55am

    i thought that was mary, as in the virgin mary?

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:44am

    SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:16am

    This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:56pm

    lol anybody seen the one where it's like: but the state's motto is "Kids first", and the number is "EAT THE"? XD

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:30pm

    ha, wisconsin. that doesn't surprise me.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:43am

    10:30 you are an idiot. did you count the characters? texts can be as long as you want.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 5:59pm

    Wow. Or maybe short for "jizz lord"

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:31am

    The plate is on a JETTA. it's gotta be JIZZ LORD. -thard-

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:15pm

    I'm surprised that license plate was even allowed, I knew of a lady who wanted ILUVTOFU and it got rejected because it could be misconstrued...(it's I LUV TOFU, because she was a vegetarian, but I'm sure anyone reading this sees it as I LUV TO F-U, which is exactly why it got rejected).

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:20pm

    Apparently those of you who think it's fake need to get an upgrade of technology in the cell phone world bc only old ass cells can send short texts. Idiots.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:19pm

    Btw... For those of you that think this text is fake... I'm the one who sent it, and I have an iPhone. So my texts can be as long as they fuckin want.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:44pm

    That is awesome!! Haha!

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:02am

    wow, how do you not get that...

  • 28 33
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Mar 27, 12 at 8:05am

    Jizz lord

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:44pm

    This was on lamebook you idiots. Dude stole it, so yes, it is fake. Way to go dumbasses.

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:33am

    Or maybe it's just cum lord

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:16pm

    1:15...i totally read it as i love tofu... normally i'm pretty good at picking up on those kinds of things. i guess not today

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:21am

    8:00 am.. that is the funniest shit i've ever read. that text just made my morning.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:43am

    10:30.i have a bb and my texts can be extremely long. So stfu

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:20am

    May be fake but still hillarious!

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:04pm

    im pretty sure its not supposed to be jesus is lord. i think its jiz lord.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:33am

    There is a Florida plate : A55 RGY. The florida state plate at the time had a single orange in the center...

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:16pm

    Kind of like my character name on WoW, Pinklytarus.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:01pm

    I automatically thought jizz is lord

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:57pm

    152 you dumbass the texter is from wisconsin... 815 is a northern IL southern WI area code.. otherwise why would the texter throw in the fact they were "IL" plates... but to all other we in illinois do worship Jiz so it has nothing to do with jesus

  • 42 71
    Submitted by mkcarr on Sep 29, 10 at 6:47pm

    Omg I have seen that plate it's from my town hahaha

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:53am

    Wait, people, the joke is that it was supposed to say "Jesus is lord" but instead, it looks like "jizz lord." I think it's hilarious...

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:32pm

    Looking for it next time I'm home

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:34am

    12:06 ur an idiot and obviously very into jesus... Clearly they thought it was 'Jizz Lord'...that's why it's funny-get it now?

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 1:36pm

    i've seen this car too!!!

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:42am

    maybe jesus is a jizz lord

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Mixie on Jul 18, 10 at 11:59am

    I can't believe this is on here. The last weekend in June, I had friends who went hiking at Devil's lake, and saw this exact car on their way back. Absolutely freaking hilarious. They tried getting a picture, but every time they got close, the guy would speed up.

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:45am

    10:27 I hear pussy is the new Dugeons and Dragons

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:30am

    Too long for a txt, therefore, fake.

  • 46 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:01am

    OOOOH! Thanks, 9:49 for clarifying. I really dind't get it. Still not that funny though.

  • 42 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:23pm

    How did you know it was Wisco? Unless you've live in the Rock Count area before

  • 41 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:00pm

    Agree w 12:34 hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:57am

    who the hell cares, I've submitted funnier stuff then this that wasn't posted...so much for someone w a sense of humor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:52am

    why anyone would have the inclination to even text something so idiotic is beyond me its neithe funny nor intelligent, not humorous, or drunken just,, stupid. on the othe hand, its not one of the stupid, pathetic 'ooh i walked the walk of shame' idiocies, or as another poster noticed, the latest trend 'abortions' so,,, it all evens out !