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  • Submitted by ohcalamityme on Jul 5, 10 at 10:05pm

    1000 ways to die - suffocated under fat sex partner.

  • Submitted by udown on Jul 5, 10 at 10:16pm

    i quote bo burnham sex is like fractions its improbable for the larger one to be on top

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      Submitted by anonoomoose on Jul 5, 10 at 11:40pm

      ..improper..

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      Submitted by alias10 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:07am

      The whole f*cking point of the joke was the the fraction is "improper", not "improbable" you idiot.

  • Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 5, 10 at 10:30pm

    This could be a girl... They're known to ask this and guys tend to love girls riding..

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    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jul 7, 10 at 2:20am

    i bet she wouldnt be on the bottom any time soon either

  • 91 84
    Submitted by notTexan on Jul 6, 10 at 1:57pm

    Don't ever let a chick from Texas on top. Everythings bigger in Texas except for the dicks and wranglers that cover the little peckers up.

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    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 6, 10 at 10:21am

    @kcs99 - piss off, there are girls who love guys on top so it couldve just as easily been a guy asking

  • Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:05pm

    WIN.

  • Submitted by whitie112 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:05pm

    So, yes you are fat

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 5, 10 at 10:06pm

    248 - yeah well guess whos not gettin any tonight?.. (way to go champ you just cock blocked yourself)

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      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 5, 10 at 10:54pm

      Stupid comment. Dude obviously isn't looking to get laid, at least not with that chick.

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 6, 10 at 4:31pm

    You would burst my spleen if I let you get on top

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    Submitted by nbvideo on Jul 5, 10 at 10:38pm

    Oh....damn...

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    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 6, 10 at 1:28am

    Thats was clever.. I saw that episode too!

  • Submitted by klangford on Jul 5, 10 at 10:21pm

    Depends, did you put down a chicken leg so you could use both hands to text?...if so then YES!

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 6, 10 at 12:56am

    HaasMcCooter: come back after you go through puberty. This "could be" a girl!?? R U crazy or just stupid? Of course it's a girl!

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      Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Aug 29, 10 at 2:34pm

      come back after you finish elementary school and can spell words such as 'you' and 'are'.

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    Submitted by memyself on Jul 5, 10 at 10:54pm

    Very clever Clockwork. Gotta give you props on that one.

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    Submitted by figure18j on Jul 6, 10 at 3:56pm

    Why are there so many dislikes?! This shot is fuckin hilarious

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    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 6, 10 at 8:57am

    everyone knows fat giris are like mopeds... they are both fun to ride, you just don't let your friends see you doing either one...

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      Submitted by Cooriss on Jul 7, 10 at 11:04pm

      opinions are like assholes, buddy.. everybody has one and 9 out of 10 times they stink

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:29pm

    Well girls should always be on top or isn't fun!!! Lol

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    Submitted by Mr_Lova on Jul 6, 10 at 2:53am

    Maybe the person who doesnt want "am i fat?" person on top is just very skinny and cant handle an average sized person on top which she could be.

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    Submitted by lilninos on Jul 6, 10 at 4:44pm

    Go Michigan!! Haha

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    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:31pm

    Ohcalamityme: I saw that fuckin episode I was dying of laughter

  • Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 5, 10 at 10:07pm

    i would let your Fluffy bIg Round Sexy body on Top :) read the cap letters ;)

  • Submitted by bikinibottom384 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:57pm

    10:05... Hilarious!!! :D

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    Submitted by Smophie on Jun 6, 11 at 10:25pm

    Michigan- woot

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    Submitted by doodlenoodles on Jul 6, 10 at 11:28am

    Thats a better way to put it :P

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    Submitted by britney09 on Jul 7, 10 at 4:20am

    Ooohhh never ask that question if u ain't gonna like the answer -FYI if u need to ask then u probably are!

  • Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 6, 10 at 2:13am

    Owned haha

  • Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 5, 10 at 10:30pm

    Oh my.

  • Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 7, 10 at 11:02pm

    The girl always gotta be on top anyways. Then she can't get prego. Gravity. It's science ;)

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      Submitted by CannonPop on Dec 23, 10 at 11:00pm

      You're fucking retarded. Don't have sex, you procreating would be a tragedy.