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  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:24pm

    You guys are dicks. Not everyone loves bacon like nasty, horny guys do.

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:31am

    9:43 wins. 9:50, why on earth would you fuck the fat one?

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:21am

    Represent the 3one!3

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:34am

    ahhahah "the number 10"

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:02pm

    Haha reminds me of last night when I went with a friend to a dude's house. I ended up being her wingman, distracting the roommate so she got along time with the dude.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:41pm

    And just so you know, bacon is so stereotypical, at least pick something original, unlike twinkies and bacon. Assholes..

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:25am

    10:12 I am always looking for a good wingman. I'm in the Houston area I have learned much in my 28 years -9:43

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:45am

    slap her gut and catch the next wave in

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:22am

    225, is that your weight as well? Seriously get rid of your muffin top then you can talk.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:07pm

    That's actually called Spaghetti and Meatballs.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:29am

    or surfing a wave pool...

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:23pm

    I think 2:25 needs some bacon and a sandwich

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:35pm

    Just bust a nut in the fatties mouth then fuck the skinny one for a couple hours. Don't worry about the fatty she is totally used to this, thats why she hangs out with skinny girls so she can get some cock too.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:40pm

    Just because one is overweight doesnt mean she wouldnt be the one looking to fuck you, she could be the one to give you the wildest best sex you ever had. But I guess, guys like you all, who are total asses and pigs, wouldnt ever expirience it, and just go for the skinny chick, who could potentially have herpes or worse from all the sleeping around shes done. You really shouldnt judge someone by their size, its very asshole-ish.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:43am

    Make bacon and hide it throughout the house. Explain that you have no idea why your place has the aroma of bacon. This will give you about 12 and 1/2 min of alone time with the skinny one. Once all the bacon is gone the fat one will be rather irritated because it will still smell like bacon and she can't find anymore. This is when you throw a Pastrami on Rye sandwich out the front door.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 7:29pm

    Y'all are the same ones that will hate on the fat chicks and then wonder why she won't get with you when she lost all the weight. I find this hilarious. Revenge is a bitch, and I sure as hell know what it's like to be the fat chick that dropped the pounds.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:50am

    7:29 you probably still fat.

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:42am

    11:12, turn the caps off you doucher.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30pm

    I really hope you guys are talking 250+ or something. Because, I'm sorry but. if you're not. You all need to fuck yourselves and go to hell.

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:01am

    9:43 wins. That is the plan. We all need to make adjustments.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:44pm

    Shit..... I am a girl and I think I even want Scott as my wingman.... funny stuff!!! In the Houston area also!!

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:28am

    that's detroit for you. represent

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:22am

    Go for the fatty. The cock will not be blocked. It will be encouraged.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:12am

    I would like to spend some time with 9:43, as his wisdom is unrivaled and I, though 30, appear to have much to learn.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:06am

    Totally agree with 9:50 -- Do them both, why do you think they showed up together???

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:20pm

    use the fat one first to last longer in the skinny one

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:23pm

    hahaaa number ten! at least it wasn't 100, two fat chicks, thats a lot of bacon :(

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:28am

    Kill the fat one and fuck the skinny one on top of her.....will be like a waterbed.....

  • 31 31
    Submitted by burn_baby_burn on Aug 17, 11 at 6:06am

    ...is that a joke ? 250ish ? Fuck that . I'm a girl

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:12am

    I AM GLAD I FOUND THIS SITE AT 19 RATHER IN 20 YEARS WHEN THIS INFORMATION WOULD BE BARELY VALID TO ME

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:03pm

    b a c o n smell that 225? yummm

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 1:30pm

    Wow fat chicks on here are even more enraged than the guys with small junk on some of the other texts lol

  • 59 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:25am

    You guys are fucking assholes. It's douche-bags like you that make this society a shitty place. I highly doubt any of you know what it's like to be fat. And this is fucking offensive, because just because someone's fat doesn't mean they're ugly, or gross, or that they don't fuck well. You all are such friggen jerks. Stop judging people

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:44pm

    Have sex with both of them at once and they should average out to just a little thick.

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:03am

    You guys are fucked up. Some men prefer fat chicks.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:40pm

    I guess it depends on your interpretation of 'fat'. If she is hideously obese, and furiously ugly, a simple paper bag over her head should do the trick, then you don't have to look at her face while you're porking her fat ass; and this will leave room for you to focus on the skinnier chick for longer (if that's what you're into), unless she happens to be attractive; just a bit on the plump side, then it doesn't matter. Fuck them both, be done with it and stop crying about it.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:50am

    Do the fat and skinny one at the same time! No cockblocking AND you get to fuck the skinny one

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:55am

    aw, dont be mean to the fat girl.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:04am

    hahaha. number 10. gonna use that.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    9:43 / 10:25 is that you ryan?

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:25am

    I have little respect for fat people because it is obviously their fault. Get on a treadmill manatee and stop buttering all your food. And saying that a skinny chick probably has herpes and then calling other people assholes for judging people by their size is quite hypocritical don't you think? Suck on that chubby

  • 37 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:16am

    Amateurs. This is why you keep lots of tasty snacks at your house. That will keep the fat one busy while the the skinny gets railed. Has worked several times for me.

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:30pm

    Did u just call people asshole-ish for not liking fat girls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:39pm

    the fat ones give the most otrageous and noisey sex