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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:38am

    ...and he said?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:23am

    In soviet Russia you would get a bucket of cum and no beers you dirty slut

  • 98 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:09am

    I'm a bartender and if a girl told me that I would not be attracted anymore. Keep it classy 814!

  • 86 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:11am

    I think that's the first time I actually laughed at soviet Russia joke

  • 69 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51am

    That's a great pick-up line!

  • 81 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:31am

    I think I'm getting my bartender's license soon.

  • 67 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:12am

    Lol golden

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:11am

    Classy!

  • 58 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:05pm

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  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:15am

    mmmm i love cum

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:52pm

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  • 55 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:28pm

    Wow don't scream whore now

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:39pm

    Dos equis with a semen back.

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:59pm

    Fuckin awesome!

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:33pm

    That's what I like to hear. Keepin' it trashy in Central PA. Keep reppin' Penn State.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:48pm

    Yesss!

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:09am

    This is the first and last time that I'll say FIRST! Just wanna be part of the club.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:46am

    These "you did this, you did that" texts are getting super played.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:33am

    In soviet Russia, the dog walks your grandmother