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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:38am

    ...and he said?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:09am

    I'm a bartender and if a girl told me that I would not be attracted anymore. Keep it classy 814!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:23am

    In soviet Russia you would get a bucket of cum and no beers you dirty slut

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:11am

    I think that's the first time I actually laughed at soviet Russia joke

  • 74 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51am

    That's a great pick-up line!

  • 84 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:31am

    I think I'm getting my bartender's license soon.

  • 71 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:12am

    Lol golden

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:11am

    Classy!

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:15am

    mmmm i love cum

  • 62 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:05pm

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  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:52pm

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  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:28pm

    Wow don't scream whore now

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:39pm

    Dos equis with a semen back.

  • 55 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:59pm

    Fuckin awesome!

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:33pm

    That's what I like to hear. Keepin' it trashy in Central PA. Keep reppin' Penn State.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:48pm

    Yesss!

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:09am

    This is the first and last time that I'll say FIRST! Just wanna be part of the club.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:46am

    These "you did this, you did that" texts are getting super played.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:33am

    In soviet Russia, the dog walks your grandmother