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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:34pm

    he isnt gonna win a mensa award this year

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:51am

    I wish I was as awesome as u

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:30pm

    This is one of those "laugh out loud" moments or me. I'm sitting at work, and now everybody is looking at me.

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Me777 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:18pm

    So that's where the hell Matt is

  • 81 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:38am

    Oh dear, gotta love MI kids

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:24am

    Hahahah sounds like someone had a good night

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:19am

    Sometimes. And Fuck yea, Michigan; America's High-Five

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:31pm

    Mat Gross? :D

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:23pm

    hah, been there, done that.

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:28pm

    bahahaha good job mat!

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:48pm

    Omfg that's brilliant!!! :))

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:18pm

    This needs to be under "epicly amazing texts of all time... Ever!" at 5 am i couldn't fall asleep so I was on here and this made me laugh so hard my fiancé woke up and a screamed "make it stop!!!!" I have never laughed so hard in my life. Not gonna lie.. I totally peed in the bed after that... And u my friend, shoul be proud of this txt. T

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:27pm

    I think that is what they call breathing..

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:36pm

    doesn't Matt have two "T"s

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:22pm

    fucking killer! August 30, 2009 9:39PM: jon lajoie kicks ass!!!