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  • 97 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:04pm

    You know you have no game when your girl would rather update her status then jump on top.

  • 80 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:01pm

    The amount of fail is despicable.

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:14pm

    3:03 there are 4th graders who can spell "pterodactyl"

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:14pm

    Anyone who doesn't find pterodactyl porn hilarious isn't worth fucking.

    • 63 56
      Submitted by udoka1991 on Aug 9, 10 at 4:17am

      i laughed through the whole thing. amazing

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:18pm

    agreed 4:14. and im a girl.

  • 65 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:11am

    haha wow i agree with 6:05...never knew of it, but its hilarious

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:09am

    obviously, if she'd rather update her status first, you have bigger problems man.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:41pm

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  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:02pm

    hell ya dactyl porn!

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:42pm

    if he knows the website he probably knows how to spell the word you idiot

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:02pm

    3:00 (2) you failed at life

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:47pm

    SO... she got naked... and then decided to change her status? I'm going to name this baby... Bullshit.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:30pm

    Watching pterodactyl porn is way more awesome than getting the desire to update your f*cking status in the middle of fooling around.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:19pm

    that's lame. who updates their status in the middle of getting it on? another example of how technology is ruining life experiences. just enjoy spending time with other people, take a fucking break from texting/facebooking/tweeting. it's such a buzz kill if you're in the middle of fooling around with someone and they decide to answer a text or some shit like that.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:01pm

    How could you not love pterodactyl porn.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:40pm

    4:17, maybe you need to learn English

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:16am

    pterodactyl porn is probably one of my favorite videos of all time! haha

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:05pm

    OMG... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! I was like 'WTF is pterodactyl porn?' and I looked it up it was so fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:03pm

    She was going to tweet: fucking my bf. But instead she got the pterodicktyl... At least it wasn't Mr. Hands or a bunch of girls fingerpainting. It can always be worse

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:46am

    newnan is the hellhole of the entire universe.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:41pm

    these pterodactyls are making me thirsty.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:17pm

    the grammar in this text totally threw me off. i had to read it like 3 times to get it. and even then i didnt laugh. 

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:17pm

    I have that porn. Brandi Starr takes it from three guys in pterodactyl suits. Good times.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:23pm

    thanks goodness for urbandictionary !!

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:07pm

    WTF is pterodactyl porn?

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:26pm

    I don't understand this site

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:01am

    newnan has some good blow. :)

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:11pm

    I can spell pterodactyl, but I have no idea what it means in relation to sex. It's like I am in fourth grade all over again!

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:48pm

    dude pterodactyl porn is soooooooooo 3 years ago minimum

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:10pm

    Woah is this someone from newnan?? Haha

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:19pm

    4:14 is totally right. and for the record, i am also a girl (like 4:18)

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:03pm

    hahahahah pterodactyl porn is hilariousssss

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:58pm

    Realationship status maybe?

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:06pm

    Yeah 3:03... maybe YOU can't spell pterodactyl. I could when I was ten. Props to 3:14.

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:46pm

    Who the hell is this girl that her clothes were already off, and was so addicted to facebook/myspace that she had to put the action on hold to update her status? OP is lucky this chick left, she sounds like a creep

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:03pm

    I hate to cry fake, but who really knows how to spell pterodactyl without googling? clearly not a tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:00pm

    I can't believe I got first!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!