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  I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.

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• You cant fix stupid..

  Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 15, 10 at 4:05pm

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• Firsty is a fucking cunt.

  Submitted by spazwell69 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:50pm

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  • Firsty fucked your sister's cunt :)

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 5:46pm

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    • I'm pretty sure firsty won that one...

      Submitted by diltsify on Jul 16, 10 at 2:19am

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      • Agreed

        Submitted by suckiteasyyy on Jul 16, 10 at 5:06am

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• So you were.... THAT high?

  Submitted by marsrover on Jul 15, 10 at 4:05pm

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• Hey jaymack. Fuck yourself. Sincerely

  Submitted by goefurself on Jul 16, 10 at 2:40am

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• Hahaha all of you guys are just giving firsty the attention he/she wants. firsty are you a boy or girl?

  Submitted by ambuhh on Jul 15, 10 at 11:05pm

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• In Russia wen we are thirsty we eat pretzels and drink vodka

  Submitted by imsureee on Jul 15, 10 at 5:29pm

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• I agree firsty is just as cool as the real 'imkeithstone' !!! Anyone that gets as much attention as he/she is getting on one text has to be awesome!!!

  Submitted by unanimous on Jul 15, 10 at 11:12pm

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• You weren't "that high." you're just a retard who can't control themselves.

  Submitted by BrianSnyder on Jul 15, 10 at 7:28pm

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• I hate being that high...

  Submitted by tory10 on Apr 19, 11 at 3:25am

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• Firsty shut the fuck up it's not funny any more

  Submitted by pretzel on Jul 15, 10 at 4:16pm

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• Fail

  Submitted by Emo_Kydd on Jul 15, 10 at 8:31pm

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• It never was funny

  Submitted by stepdog on Jul 15, 10 at 4:48pm

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• This is pathetic. Poster and the girl, it's probably fake anyways.

  Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 15, 10 at 6:06pm

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• I shoved a big pretzel up Firsty's ass

  Submitted by marsho on Jul 15, 10 at 6:09pm

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  • Firsty likes pretzels :)

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 7:08pm

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• BIGGEST FAIL EVER!!!

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 15, 10 at 10:05pm

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• I think Fristy is pretty funny. :)

  Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 15, 10 at 9:43pm

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• Most retarded thong I've read all day

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:06am

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• Firsty is a badass because he pisses all you kids off by pretty much doing nothing

  Submitted by Jaymack on Jul 15, 10 at 8:31pm

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• Firsty is awesome.

  Submitted by hjifg on Jul 15, 10 at 11:39pm

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• Sweet, the real question is, did she figure it out or just type away?

  Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 15, 10 at 4:39pm

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• Oh yes, he was, that. high.

  Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:09pm

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• This magnificent but ultimately late (so not Firsty) Soviet pretzel wishes he'd spent more time honing his social skills. First.

  Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 15, 10 at 6:46pm

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• Stop the firsty shit

  Submitted by pretzel on Jul 15, 10 at 7:42pm

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• That is the best thing I've heard in a long time!!!

  Submitted by jerkckn on Jun 23, 12 at 11:49pm

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• Ur mom should have swallowed you!!

  Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 16, 10 at 9:46am

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• Firsty and Pretzel sittin' in a tree...

  Submitted by adnama71 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:52pm

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• All this talk is making me firsty :)

  Submitted by snowboat on Jul 15, 10 at 6:39pm

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  • atta boy! :D

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 7:10pm

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• Text me! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one

  Submitted by Jdub77 on Jul 15, 10 at 6:21pm

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• @Firsty Get a life.

  Submitted by HotBitch91 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:24pm

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• @firsty\nI think we can all agree that dumbledore is dead

  Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 15, 10 at 4:51pm

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• Firsty... I have pretzels.....

  Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:10pm

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• Hah firsty = baller

  Submitted by iiH4t3NiiGzZ on Jul 15, 10 at 11:57pm

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• God bless weed

  Submitted by YoshiSaysRawr on Jul 17, 10 at 2:40am

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• Snape kills dumbledore

  Submitted by bookbandit on Jul 15, 10 at 5:25pm

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• Dumbass...a disease for this guy.

  Submitted by RugbyIsLife on Jul 16, 10 at 2:05pm

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• don't blame it on being high fucker.

  Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 3:00am

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