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  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 15, 10 at 4:05pm

    You cant fix stupid..

  • Submitted by spazwell69 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:50pm

    Firsty is a fucking cunt.

    • 53 50
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 5:46pm

      Firsty fucked your sister's cunt :)

      • 52 68
        Submitted by diltsify on Jul 16, 10 at 2:19am

        I'm pretty sure firsty won that one...

  • 94 63
    Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 15, 10 at 4:39pm

    Sweet, the real question is, did she figure it out or just type away?

  • 79 61
    Submitted by stepdog on Jul 15, 10 at 4:48pm

    It never was funny

  • 80 66
    Submitted by BrianSnyder on Jul 15, 10 at 7:28pm

    You weren't "that high." you're just a retard who can't control themselves.

  • 72 52
    Submitted by adnama71 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:52pm

    Firsty and Pretzel sittin' in a tree...

  • 75 59
    Submitted by hjifg on Jul 15, 10 at 11:39pm

    Firsty is awesome.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by marsrover on Jul 15, 10 at 4:05pm

    So you were.... THAT high?

  • 64 58
    Submitted by unanimous on Jul 15, 10 at 11:12pm

    I agree firsty is just as cool as the real 'imkeithstone' !!! Anyone that gets as much attention as he/she is getting on one text has to be awesome!!!

  • 64 64
    Submitted by goefurself on Jul 16, 10 at 2:40am

    Hey jaymack. Fuck yourself. Sincerely

  • 60 58
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 15, 10 at 6:06pm

    This is pathetic. Poster and the girl, it's probably fake anyways.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 15, 10 at 4:51pm

    @firsty\nI think we can all agree that dumbledore is dead

  • 74 88
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 15, 10 at 4:16pm

    Firsty shut the fuck up it's not funny any more

  • 63 68
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 15, 10 at 10:05pm

    BIGGEST FAIL EVER!!!

  • 71 84
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 15, 10 at 6:09pm

    I shoved a big pretzel up Firsty's ass

    • 52 77
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 7:08pm

      Firsty likes pretzels :)

  • 60 66
    Submitted by iiH4t3NiiGzZ on Jul 15, 10 at 11:57pm

    Hah firsty = baller

  • 55 57
    Submitted by YoshiSaysRawr on Jul 17, 10 at 2:40am

    God bless weed

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 15, 10 at 9:43pm

    I think Fristy is pretty funny. :)

  • 61 70
    Submitted by imsureee on Jul 15, 10 at 5:29pm

    In Russia wen we are thirsty we eat pretzels and drink vodka

  • 69 87
    Submitted by snowboat on Jul 15, 10 at 6:39pm

    All this talk is making me firsty :)

    • 33 60
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 7:10pm

      atta boy! :D

  • 57 64
    Submitted by HotBitch91 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:24pm

    @Firsty Get a life.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by ambuhh on Jul 15, 10 at 11:05pm

    Hahaha all of you guys are just giving firsty the attention he/she wants. firsty are you a boy or girl?

  • 59 78
    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 15, 10 at 7:42pm

    Stop the firsty shit

  • 54 70
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 11:10pm

    Firsty... I have pretzels.....

  • 52 66
    Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:09pm

    Oh yes, he was, that. high.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Jaymack on Jul 15, 10 at 8:31pm

    Firsty is a badass because he pisses all you kids off by pretty much doing nothing

  • 54 74
    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 16, 10 at 9:46am

    Ur mom should have swallowed you!!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by RugbyIsLife on Jul 16, 10 at 2:05pm

    Dumbass...a disease for this guy.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by tory10 on Apr 19, 11 at 3:25am

    I hate being that high...

  • 48 71
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 15, 10 at 6:46pm

    This magnificent but ultimately late (so not Firsty) Soviet pretzel wishes he'd spent more time honing his social skills. First.

  • 45 66
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 3:00am

    don't blame it on being high fucker.

  • 22 24
    Submitted by jerkckn on Jun 23, 12 at 11:49pm

    That is the best thing I've heard in a long time!!!

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:06am

    Most retarded thong I've read all day

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Jdub77 on Jul 15, 10 at 6:21pm

    Text me! Five eight zero six nine five one one six one

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Emo_Kydd on Jul 15, 10 at 8:31pm

    Fail

  • Submitted by bookbandit on Jul 15, 10 at 5:25pm

    Snape kills dumbledore