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  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:20pm

    You're going to get someone killed. You're lucky you haven't already. Knock if off.

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:23pm

    How the hell can people not drive while high. Master your high children or quit smokin'. No need to endanger people because you're a jerkoff.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:21pm

    yeah monmouth county!!!

  • 46 47
    Submitted by wtfitsjessika on Apr 2, 10 at 1:30am

    Damn! Blaze it!!!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:59pm

    Shit goes down on route 18.... A kid at my school accidently ran over a kid that ran out in the middle....really sad

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:07am

    so glad you know so much, 12:49!!!

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:44pm

    I for one, cannot drive while im high. not even a little bit, i can not pay attention enough or focus on the road so ill end up going like 15mph and not even know it until someone says something or honks at me. so... my husband drives high instead =)

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:36pm

    you can def drive while high. i aint never seen "Ole dude dies while high, crashes off cliff" its usually "Homeboy dies, blood-alcohol content 1.9"

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:55pm

    hahah only jersey kids can drive high, it's like a sixth sense.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:47pm

    FUCK YEA 18!!! who is this, where in eb?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:45am

    i alllllways stop really short while driving high. yay.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:20am

    732 way to fucking be on 18. fuck gps

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:14pm

    everyone should chill the fuck out. it isn't a big deal. it happens more than you know it.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:06pm

    yup, sounds like a 908...

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:43pm

    ^^^^you "aint never seen" ??? where the fuck are you from? mississippi?

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:44am

    you all need to just blaze a B and take a drive. try it out

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:29pm

    Not really a conundrum at all, like I said, master your high dipshit. Learn to concentrate and actually have motor skills and co-ordination. It's not that hard.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:23pm

    First off 18 is BALLS. Second of all, too many cops to be driving high there.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:32pm

    @6:42 correction: whoever drives like an assclown while high needs all of that. its just like alcohol: if you cant function, dont fucking drive. if you're fine, you're fine.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:32am

    @12:49 The basic neurological effects of smoking make it unsafe to drive. It can be ignored, but it's not something that can be altered. Anyone CAN drive after smoking, it's just that most people are smart enough to realize that they shouldn't. That realization is the real sign of mental strength. Grow up and start thinking.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    yea Monmouth County! Best place to live

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:27am

    wootwoot new jersey!!! 908 is union county too. im guessin ur a rutgers student...

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:32pm

    @2:23: Listen to 2:20. The fact that you believe that you can drive perfectly well doesn't mean you actually can.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:19pm

    @2:17 when else would you send a text that you really shouldn't? This is the whole point of this site.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:56am

    I think I might have sent this? Hahah. This has happened too many times for me on the way home from New Bruns.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:44pm

    yeahhh monmouth county! this one hits close to home so i'm gonna have to give you a good night. p.s. driving high is way more safe than driving drunk... not that either are good... but when you're high you're paranoid and think every car is a cop car. don't listen to the haters, 908. next time, i got shotgun.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:24pm

    i hate driving when I'm high, but I am definitely not willing to give up smoking weed. And I am definitely not willing to give up being able to go anywhere. Conundrum.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:23pm

    you would be from (908) hahah tool, i hate us 908'rs no good texting stories

  • 23 26
    Submitted by papichulokulo on Apr 26, 12 at 11:14pm

    No, your just sound like an idiot.

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:02am

    1:16 you're a fucking douchebag and need to control that pothead ego of yours. You may think and feel you're invincible when you're high, but you don't have as great of an awareness of your surroundings BECAUSE YOU ARE HIGH. If it didn't affect you, you wouldn't be high, dumbass.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:44pm

    lol route 18 blows. but driving high is the best :]

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:10am

    Get the fuck off the road douchebag

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:22pm

    @2:19- I like texts where the people are high or drunk, I just don't like that being the only funny part of the text

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:27pm

    good to know these people are on my roads. if you get high and drive, fine. if you text and drive, fine. DONT F'ING DO BOTH

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:15pm

    hahahha @ 10:23. who says it's only rutgers students who drive high? yeahhh monmouth county =]

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:17pm

    i'm sick of the texts where the punchline is fuck im high or fuck im drunk

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:42pm

    Whoever drives while high needs to get their license taken away and their fucking head bashed in for about 2 days straight... within inches of their life.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:32pm

    Get off the road assclown

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:58pm

    i hate route 18. i love driving high.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:53pm

    908 is union county too

  • 36 60
    Submitted by kissmekait on Mar 5, 10 at 4:03pm

    fuck yea the best cruises are on 18. jerseyyyyyy<3

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:59pm

    That's pretty fucked up

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:11pm

    hahahahahahaha ohh 908. i love jersey

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:57pm

    Also somerset county! Speaking of which, is that you alex?

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:06pm

    Jersey <3 and 18 is ballllin

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54pm

    this idiot's demise is inevitable. here's hoping they don't take innocent people with them when it happens. chances are they'll be high AND texting when they drive into the embankment.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:20am

    quit putting other people in danger don't be fucking stupid

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:49pm

    908 is hunterdon county too, tool

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:29pm

    Texting while driving AND high? Get off the road, asshole.

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:13pm

    ...and this is why i hate living in jersey

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:13pm

    Hah. I do that all the time. So good.

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:40am

    yeahhh THIS is what im talking about when people tell other people to stop drinking and start smoking cause smokings ~safer. different effects on everyone, asshole and i know im safer drunk than i am high.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:39pm

    stop driving asshole

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:02pm

    Summits where it's at way to keep it real

  • 28 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:47pm

    This post made me smirk due to the latter text

  • 24 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:33am

    i think this is hilarious and everyone makes silly mistakes when they're high. it's all in good fun.