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  • 50 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:53pm
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    how many people can post the exact same thing on this wall? "this joke is from friends" thanks, I didn't catch onto that the first 5 times so tell everyone a few more times. Dumbasses.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:24am
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    same here... mainly because i posted this. and it really did happen. i understand it was from friends. but this text is definitely in my phone from last night... dude's a dumbass. i grew up in 573... and i now live in 417. from crocker to springfield, baby!

  • 36 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:32pm
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    It's also the title of a book these days

  • 38 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:00am
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    Umm, I actually thought it was Tony Danza too, until recently. Glad I'm not the only idiot!!

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:45pm
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    i actually had this exact conversation with one of my firends, in person.

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:05pm
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    my ex used think that it was tony danza ya she was a unique woman

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:49am
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    yes but whether this is real text or not the point is, its lame now BECAUSE it was on friends, its a been there/heard that joke

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:00pm
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    3:49 - my younger brother use to mangle lyrics all the time, so I used him as my "inspiration."

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:03pm
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    6:48, its actually not obviously ripped off from friends. like it has been mentioned before some people have heard people in real life saying it, doesn't mean they all watched that ONE fucking episode of friends. some of you are so fucking stupid. there are a lot of things that are said and done in this world that have been done many times by many people

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:15pm
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    dont worry its funny. all these lame people that are hating need a life...

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:06pm
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    that's my fucking favourite song and friends is my favourite show .. well done

  • 31 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:49pm
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    2:12 and 3:23, i love you

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:07pm
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    way to rip off a joke from FRIENDS

  • 27 22
    Submitted by dinosaurus on Jun 4, 10 at 4:53am
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    Friends! Win!

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:22pm
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    I seriously have a friend who thought it was Tony Danza for the longest time. Did you retards ever stop to consider that it was in Friends because SO many people think this???!!? Oh, no, everything on tv is original!!

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:10pm
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    OMG i loveeeeee friends.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:02am
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    no. that really happened. my buddy is an idiot.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:49pm
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    Funny, especially when Phoebe said it on friends...

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:22pm
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    why do you all assume that everyone has seen that episode of friends? isn't it possible that maybe they heard the song and thought that, all on their own?

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:21pm
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    bahaha head lice! Love it!

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:48am
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    OH MY GOD EVERY FORUM ABOUT EVERY QUOTE IS THE FUCKING SAME!!! "ITS A FAKE" "YEAH BUT ITS FUNNY" BLAH FUCKING BLAH. just shut up and enjoy the show

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:00pm
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    i wonder what she's up to now a days?

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:12pm
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    Next line: "Count the head lice on the highway"

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:12am
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    yeah, this is from friends Rachel: No Way! The most romantic song ever was The Way We Were. Phoebe: Uh, see, I... I think the one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss. Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs? Phoebe (singing): Hold me close, young Tony Danza

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:32pm
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    i know who youre talking about! her ass is like 2 perfect snow globes!

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:41pm
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    I had this conversation yesterday. Yessss.

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:41pm
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    Yeah, I never watched Friends, so I laughed at this as a stand alone joke.

  • 27 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:24pm
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    who cares if its original or not..I laughed therefore it was funny

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:01am
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    Here I thought my goofy friends came up with this. Turns out it's known world wide!

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:26am
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    roflol a friend of mine has actually said that too

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:18am
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    Aww, the area code of where I live, and of where I'm from.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:53pm
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    lol, 3:23. As for the post- laaaame.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:36pm
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    Dude when I was little, I thought it was that

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:38pm
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    probably having more babies. and being unjustifiably sexy. mmm.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:15pm
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    that's from friends. it's not funny when you claim it as your own...

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:23pm
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    Next line: "Lay me down in streets of women."

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:07pm
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    One of the best texts ever sent.

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:56am
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    Be original ppl. Phoebe from Friends said this.

  • 23 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:28pm
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    friends is literally the best show ever. idc if the joke was funny or not, i still laughed just casue i love how there are other obsessed people out there who know EVERY episode by heart

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:56pm
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    she must have been from the 417

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:50pm
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    he's been in love with her for two and a half years, and she is so hot, i dont care if she's satan. i'd hit it with the force of GOD.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:09pm
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    haha agreed 10:55 :)

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:22pm
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    shane jones says this. and i think he truly believes its TONY DANZA. then again he's been in love with the same girl for 3 years and she is satan. clearly retarded.

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:48pm
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    Even if this did really happen, the person who texted it still ripped it off from Friends. Drunk or not, make up your own jokes.

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:41am
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    I listened to this song twice saturday... not tony danza, but tiny dancer...

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:08pm
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    hahaha. people like this give us Missourians a bad name... ;]

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:27pm
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    BORING everyone knows this joke.

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:10pm
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    i actually used to think this when i was little-- no joke

  • 18 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:51am
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    your an idiot. that didnt happen. it was on friends. suck my dick.

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:43pm
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    this was on will & grace too

  • 25 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:58pm
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    jack said it on will and grace tooooo

  • 16 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:57pm
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    I honestly thought that's what the song said until I was like, thirteen.

  • 21 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:40pm
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    i agree that this is old, not just from friends but this joke has been around for decades. I've never even seen friends and I still knew this. and to 12:52 who says everything is basically a rip - that's untrue..... there's alot of shit on this site that i've never heard before cuz its so random and out there, this just wasn't one of them, sorry.....

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:52pm
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    Even if it is true, it's not funny because it's an old joke.

  • 22 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:38pm
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    I thought it was tony danza too! I was arguing with the people at work about it..they say it says tiny dancer, i still think its tony danza

  • 21 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:52pm
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    yeah not everyone has watched every single episode of friends. some of you are so goddamn retarded. i thought it was funny, seeing as i have never seen that episode of friends. besides, people don't always know what the words to a song are. i doubt the text was a rip off of a lame ass friends episode...

  • 23 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:51pm
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    truuuuuuue dat. that is one fine ass MILF.

  • 22 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:52pm
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    umm pretty much nothing is original anymore 11:49, like that "new" movie the taking of pelham 123, its a remake. i don't think theres much left that hasn't been said or done.