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  • 196 86
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 4, 10 at 8:22am
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    Hahaha this is hillarious BUT just not right what you did to her....... Even if it's Fucking Funny as hell :D

  • 130 83
    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 4, 10 at 10:35am
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    there's a whole parking spot just for expectant mothers?

    • 64 62
      Submitted by butthole on Jul 4, 10 at 7:17pm
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      Yeah, it's right in front of the stove.

  • 88 80
    Submitted by mmyeahno on Jul 4, 10 at 11:25am
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    stolen from mylifeisbro.---. pathetic much?

    • 6 17
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 14, 12 at 10:24pm
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      What -- that you were able to tell? That you read mylifeisbro? Either way, the answer is yes.

  • 74 55
    Submitted by sambo1984 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:23pm
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    Only in America!

  • 75 62
    Submitted by Cheyenne_Lukas on Jul 4, 10 at 3:18pm
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    Pfffft... I died laughing when I read this!! Hahaha :)

  • 71 56
    Submitted by VolcomLove on Jul 4, 10 at 8:46am
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    Hahaha that's too funny

  • 73 64
    Submitted by RazzleRack on Jul 4, 10 at 4:35pm
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    This was also on FML. Fail.

  • 63 46
    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:43am
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    hahaha that's funny but god so fucked up at the same time

  • 64 52
    Submitted by ridinrescue on Jul 19, 10 at 7:45am
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    Hahaha

  • 75 74
    Submitted by kathrynlyle on Jul 4, 10 at 12:02pm
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    From my life is bro.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by bbruns19 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:18pm
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    That's great!!!! Hahahaha

  • 61 55
    Submitted by winterstryke on Jul 7, 10 at 12:37am
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    Just remember this while you're pissing yourself when's she shows you a positive pregnancy test.

  • 73 81
    Submitted by fm4 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:20am
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    that's funny

  • 56 48
    Submitted by KPhaurde on Oct 21, 10 at 8:25pm
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    This is one of the few times in my life that I can legitimately say that I was smiling while still thinking "asshole". And I'm a girl.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by bdenn on Jul 10, 10 at 4:03am
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    This has got to be number one...

  • 55 48
    Submitted by sexilexi16 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:53pm
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    Bahahahahahahahaha that's awesome. I wouldve at least giggled, then cried.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by surfer1 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:15am
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    Way to stay classy, Cleveland.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by maxairchick90 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:48pm
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    This is awful but fucking hilarious at the same time.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by No_Willl_power on Jul 4, 10 at 1:08pm
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    They have expectant mothers parking spaces?what has this world come to?

    • 44 60
      Submitted by thatdumbbetch on Jul 4, 10 at 10:44pm
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      they've had them for years.. they are always in front of malls..

  • 61 72
    Submitted by KP1 on Jul 4, 10 at 10:32am
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    Bahahaha ! Hilarious!

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 9:03am
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    Hilarious. I wish I had done this to my ex. She made me buy plan B when the same thing happened even tho she was on the pill.

    • 62 54
      Submitted by mandygirl on Jul 4, 10 at 9:38am
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      Better to "make" you buy plan B rather than make you pay child support for 18 years, no? I've known more than one person to get pg while on bcp.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by pajina101 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:06pm
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    U asshole.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by evanescentghost on Jul 5, 10 at 1:58am
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    Haha. Win!

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Chels11 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:43pm
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    I know where that CVS is! hahaha. that's great tho

  • 56 67
    Submitted by taylorcl on Jul 5, 10 at 4:18pm
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    That's great haha

  • 59 74
    Submitted by KGP on Jul 4, 10 at 9:06am
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    That is funny, classic.

  • 39 36
    Submitted by untakenalias on Aug 1, 11 at 2:49am
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    Hahahaha one of the first texts to make me acctualy laugh! Fake or not, stolen or not, this thit is funny

  • 50 61
    Submitted by bmason055 on Jul 4, 10 at 1:47pm
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    Hahahahah

  • 40 47
    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 16, 10 at 2:51pm
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    Ouch!

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 4:02am
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    That has to be one of the best things I've ever read. You sir are my hero.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Burn28 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:09am
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    That's awesome dude

  • 43 64
    Submitted by month on Jul 21, 10 at 10:49pm
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    AWESOME

  • 60 98
    Submitted by hurst on Jul 4, 10 at 10:15am
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    These pretzels make me thirsty.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Panther82 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:35pm
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    Hahahahaha that sucks!!

  • 43 66
    Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:56am
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    Haaaa!! Sooooo wrong

  • 43 68
    Submitted by smc11467 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:35am
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    That's a win folks

  • 31 47
    Submitted by alexistomallo on Jun 22, 11 at 5:49pm
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    Every asshole lives in the 440.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by omgzerika on Jul 13, 10 at 3:09am
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    ahhhahahah omg

  • 38 63
    Submitted by LovelyBlonde6 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:01am
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    Bahahahaha!!! This is so funny! If my boyfriend did this i would laugh and just call him an asshole... not cry.. thats too legit to cry.

  • 22 32
    Submitted by maddiesully on Nov 28, 11 at 12:26am
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    it was better on MLIB.

  • 49 87
    Submitted by im_lisdexic on Jul 5, 10 at 1:57am
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    That's a funny but douche move

  • 34 63
    Submitted by CJK on Nov 22, 10 at 12:34am
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    Awesome haha

  • 23 45
    Submitted by mazerati on Jul 13, 11 at 9:21pm
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    This actually happened to me last month. I was terrified and crying when he came back and he didn't realize why. Then he looked up and started laughing. I hit him.

  • 63 127
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 8:12am
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    first

  • 6 18
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:58am
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    HAHAHAHAH this is one of my favorites !! 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶

  • 52 110
    Submitted by ymatotes on Jul 4, 10 at 8:16am
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    YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE