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  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:21pm

    Maybe OP has a fantasy of getting blown by Magnum PI while driving a Ferrari

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:10pm

    Hey Tweens, giving head applies to all oral, not just beejers. Having said that, could be 2 dudes. But do folks feel the need to categorize every post as hetero/homo?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    This is a guy talking about another guy. A guy wouldn't hook up with a girl who had a full mustache, and I'm sure he at least saw her first.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:40pm

    haha its funny that everyone here has to categorize every post as hetero/homo. i like 4:23's post especially. I'm reading these replies more often-- even though it kinda makes me sad about mankind..

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:35pm

    5:28 It's "disgusting," as far as I know.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:36pm

    why would u want a blowjob from a bitch with that, u better off beating off with a brillo pad. your penis should hate you

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:42pm

    these fights keep me so entertained. peace & love, peace & love

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:38pm

    3:27 Hahahahaha that made my day. Thank you.

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:17pm

    Jesus loves all people including gays. :)

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:57am

    Are u located in oklahoma? If so that sounds like you got head from my ex best friend hahahha she was a double fister also

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:37pm

    Hey 3:43, I'm 18 and I definitely know who Tom Selleck is. Just because he's old doesn't mean the OP is.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:07pm

    new definition of Mustache Ride.....loser

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:37pm

    Who the fuck is Chris?

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:28pm

    3:56- You can go fuck yourself... Discusting no. You are discusting for being so small minded... STUPID IDIOT.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:38pm

    Oh and by the way every one loves dick! So get used to it!!!

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:19pm

    It could be a girl getting head from a guy...

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:58pm

    saw a chick today who had upper lip hair, my dick went from flaccid to impotent.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:43pm

    Wow....isn't the OP a little old to be posting on TFLN? My parents watched him on TV for chrissake

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:54pm

    C'mon, nothing wrong with a little dick brooming.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:44pm

    Tom selleck of selleck motors?

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:06am

    wow mustache? you just got head from my girlscout leader.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:32pm

    actually... "chris died for our sins" is a reference to an episode of weeds, i believe.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:16am

    wow, sounds like this bitch I know

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:38pm

    Don't ALLchicks have mustaches in the 804!!!!!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:27pm

    "Original Poster" I think

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:27pm

    Original Poster.......3:24

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:07pm

    Why were you with her to begin with?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:15pm

    Haha 7:42 FTW. I can ride my bike with no handle bars lol

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:27pm

    This is hilarious!!!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:33pm

    Why did you let a girl with a moustache who made you think of Tom selleck give you head?

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:23pm

    Chris died for our sins!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:19pm

    I work with several women who are married and have thicker beards/moustaches than I do. Could be a girl. But I could also be a guy. I don't know too many chicks who use the vernacular head to describe a girl going down on her.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:50pm

    @5:28- it's spelled disgusting not discusting. "STUPID IDIOT"

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:14pm

    i really really hope this is about one dude giving another dude head. no girl could be that gross and not wax her upper lip when she clearly had a mustache right?

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:06pm

    It was a her, tard. SHE had a FULL moustache.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:23am

    VOMIT ALLL OVER. HOLY SHIT.

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:52pm

    oh and at 437 some dumb fuck wanted to write "Christ died for our sins" and wrote Chris. Fucking stupid.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:10pm

    Both 3:06s can go fuck themselves.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:52pm

    i'm the original poster, and it was a girl going down on a guy, in the 804, so all the bitched out there wax and all the bros look out, because the only explaination i got later was that it was dark and his cell phone light illuminated it, why he answered his phone, i'm sure he regrets it now

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:24pm

    Wtf does OP stand for???

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:34pm

    I'm ashamed to have this as being one posted from my area code. REPRESENT THE 804!!!!!

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:43pm

    Tom selleck didn't even have a mustache.

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:42pm

    They call em handlebars for a reason.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:58pm

    Unfortunately I have seen a woman with a full moustache, not a little peach fuzz one either I'm talking course dark and thick

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:59pm

    I always wanted a mustache ride.