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  • 78 67
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 29, 10 at 2:15pm

    Cock monkey

  • 81 77
    Submitted by ButteredToast on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17pm

    If she has furniture protectors on the couch, that would've been your cue to leave

  • 73 69
    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 29, 10 at 2:54pm

    If she's not great in the sack, then hit the bricks running.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by buberto on May 1, 10 at 1:37pm

    Run. Now.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by harpomarx42 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:57pm

    Oh dear Christ I hope it doesn't breed.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by BritneyShears on May 1, 10 at 12:45pm

    This is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile! Love it!

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17pm

    First u cunts

  • 55 57
    Submitted by R3DC on Jun 4, 10 at 7:23pm

    Only in DC... only in DC..

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 29, 10 at 2:21pm

    Geeeze, Amateur Night 100%

  • 59 73
    Submitted by WEAZEL1201 on May 3, 10 at 7:15pm

    hope she's smokin hot at least

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Styphin on Apr 30, 10 at 12:16am

    Fake.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Me777 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:54pm

    At least pesto is EVEN FUCKING BETTER THAN SEX!!!! Unless it's alive. Been there.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 11:50pm

    What... The.... Fuck ... DC??!?!?