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  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:26pm

    Definitely a stoner.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:25am

    Stoner, cats can't tell time!! And they really don't care if you're home or not.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:35am

    It's you're. As in, you're all fucking retarded.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by TextFromJoey on Mar 15, 10 at 3:24pm

    First time I read this I thought it was a joke- pussy knows when he's comming

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:44am

    Who ever posted this is and idiot bc he probbaly bought the clock for his kitten so that he falls asleep easily bc it reminds kittens of moms heartbeat... Ur dumbass probably just assumed te latter.... Asswipe

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:01am

    He bought a clock for his pussy so that she would know when he's cumming home

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:08am

    It's *grammar

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:29pm

    Still tryin to figure out why everyone trys to correct grammer on here. I'm usin an iPhone. You know how much time it takes to actually use ' ??? Just easier to use ur or your. Not that big of a deal. You just want to get UR point across. It's a SITE! Hopefully people use correct grammer for SCHOoL. Tell the difference? If no UR a lost cause

  • 57 66
    Submitted by bloodyfuck on Mar 20, 10 at 9:02am

    I think I work with that fucking loser.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:23pm

    What kind of guy has a cat? That's a chick pet.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:00am

    6:38 - you're a fucktard