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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:03pm

    Effing hilarious. QUACK!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:00am

    Seriously, If you get people to qauck at a party consider it a great night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:06pm

    Hahaha funniest shit ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:11am

    You should have left the party in the "Flying V".

  • 97 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:37am

    This is freaking epic. Wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:05am

    This is quite possibly the greatest thing I've heard in my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:22am

    Epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:13pm

    Love me some Ducks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:38am

    And when the roosters are crowing, and the cows are spinning circles around the pasture..... Ducks fly together!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:38am

    It's knuckle-puck time!

  • Submitted by Dave on Jan 31, 10 at 1:00am

    This is one of the bests ones I have ever read!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:15am

    Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! I'm still mad Emilio didn't get the Oscar nod for his stellar performance.

  • 91 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:23am

    That made my day hahaha 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:09am

    12:58... Thats plesant

  • 93 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:45pm

    This should have nk thumbs down

  • 91 82
    Submitted by CaptainBackfire on Jan 31, 10 at 3:53pm

    I desperately wish I had been at this party. That would have made my year.

  • 96 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:17am

    Fuck anyone who says anything bad about them Ducks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:00am

    I freaking live the mighty ducks....some of the best movies from when I was a kid!

  • 96 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:09pm

    Coach Bombay!!!

  • 95 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:40pm

    That's fuckin amazing! I love the mighty ducks, they made me wanna play hockey

  • 91 88
    Submitted by Jig813 on Jan 31, 10 at 12:42am

    Seattle represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:52am

    I lol'd

  • 91 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:11pm

    This made me laugh so bad.

    • 75 85
      Submitted by torque2789 on Jan 31, 10 at 1:34am

      LAUGH SO BAD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • 74 61
    Submitted by spetimestwo on Apr 12, 10 at 4:35am

    Wow this is totally willy b.

  • 89 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:14am

    Legit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:23pm

    Quiet....not quite

  • 88 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:37am

    8 37 fuck you this is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:05pm

    90s were fuckin awesome

  • 85 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:16pm

    Classic....those are the best movies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:09pm

    lmfao

  • 72 66
    Submitted by haweymonstaa on Feb 26, 10 at 4:11am

    That's fuckin metal!

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:54am

    MLIA!!!

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Red on Jan 31, 10 at 1:13pm

    Seattle represent!

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:14am

    Hell yeah it is 1:09. Want me to fuck you too?

  • 84 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:11am

    I love this movie!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:43am

    3:38am.....EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:03pm

    First!

  • 80 93
    Submitted by BloodyxCape on Jan 31, 10 at 5:56pm

    that's too fucking awesome

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:43am

    Best fucking story ever !

  • 79 92
    Submitted by xoxolalala on Jan 31, 10 at 10:52pm

    funny part, ducks dont fly together...geese do.. Love Coach Bombay. Fave movie ever. hahha

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:05am

    All the spell checking nerds are love this text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:11pm

    Lmfaoooo!! Omg fucking hilarious! I was cracking up

  • 80 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:55am

    Fuck the ducks!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:24am

    Dumb virgins

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:58am

    I fuck ducks

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Jamison01 on Aug 4, 11 at 6:03am

    and it's in for the win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:06pm

    Hahahahaha besttt

  • 54 56
    Submitted by kiwi817 on Jan 3, 11 at 12:08am

    The first 2 mighty ducks movies were on tonight

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:14am

    Absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 52 56
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Jul 8, 11 at 3:29pm

    Party exit FTW

  • 56 66
    Submitted by kiwi817 on Jan 3, 11 at 12:08am

    The first 2 mighty ducks movies were on tonight

  • 44 49
    Submitted by cillers on Jul 16, 11 at 6:11am

    This is effing hilarious! Even better if it had been in MN since that's where all the MD movies were made! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:07pm

    Stupid

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:50am

    Awesome.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by adam91 on Nov 5, 11 at 3:18am

    Fucking win!!!!

  • 26 38
    Submitted by spoontoobig88 on Feb 26, 12 at 1:35am

    90% sure I was at this party...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:37am

    Omg so stupid. Worst text of 2010. TFLN c'mon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:07pm

    Fake