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(802): View more from Vermont

The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic

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(586): View more from Michigan

And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one

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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her

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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.

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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He called his dick the "gentle giant"

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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts

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Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat

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