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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:29pm

    They adopted you even though there may have been some problems. You're lucky you have such loving people for parents.

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      Submitted by Eventually on Sep 3, 12 at 12:42am

      Nah, they probably just got a discount

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:23pm

    $50 says you're a ginger.

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      Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Oct 22, 12 at 1:04pm

      Dude. Not cool ... oh who an I kidding, I owe you a beer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:09pm

    Well since the first half of your sentenc makes no sense it must have been true

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      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:32am

      the fact that they rode the short bus to school should have been the first clue. www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:22pm

    why are you opening your gifts before christmas?

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      Submitted by DrGirlfriend on Aug 20, 10 at 9:12pm

      This comment has me laughing more than the post. XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:08pm

    This should be a FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:33am

    Seriously person below me? Seriously? You are in no place to be calling anyone an idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:23pm

    cant let you do that starfox

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:19pm

    4:29 I hope karma bites you in the ass

  • Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Apr 26, 10 at 12:05am

    12:09 I'm sure we've fucked whatever country you live in up in a war so stfu and gtfo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:28pm

    Now you know why they didn't tell you.....do you understand?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:09pm

    This is the funniest TFLN I've seen in a long time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:14am

    9:46 - you my friend, are a god among men.

  • Submitted by pamagneta on May 14, 10 at 12:20pm

    Sad. Surprising. But hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:25pm

    ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP

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    Submitted by jakeman77 on Jun 22, 10 at 4:52pm

    hahaha funny shiz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:11pm

    3:56 your a dip shit. When you have a child with mental illness it's true they are a lot to handle. Trust me I know. All he and or she was saying was that even though this person could have ended up menatly I'll the parents still wanted him or her as a child. No matter what. They carted for the person and wanted a baby. Your the asshole. 3/56 take your head out of your ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:59pm

    Haha that's pretty shitty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:17pm

    You should post this on FML

  • Submitted by jnikunen on Apr 24, 10 at 3:49pm

    I don't think I have ever laughed so hard. What an ego blow all those years later huh? I literally choked on my cheez-its like an idiot! Thank you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:26pm

    Agreed with 1:08 on 17th this should be fml......... &I'm going to hell because i laughed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:17pm

    I'm adopted-I can't believe they didn't tell u, I'm truly sorry...this really isn't funny at all...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 6:12pm

    wow you are all tools. first of all, they missed a word. who gives a damn your not perfect either, second of all saskatchewan is fucking awsome. and thirdly i love how you people pick every text on here apart piece by piece its pathetic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:14am

    hahahha, just ordered this as a shirt...no joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:29pm

    Wrong, but I laughed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:49am

    9:46 eat shit you inbred waste of life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:28pm

    HELP! -Slippy

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    Submitted by spurtiic on May 2, 10 at 12:11am

    Bad day. Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:48pm

    stupidddd andd yu obv aren't retarted cuzz if like postin this fine... idiots

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:56am

    Dec 22 guy is a total ass hole this might be fake but that's fucked up Oh yea In soviet Russia retard adopts your parents

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:08pm

    So ur a lil retarded big deal. Rainman was a ra-tard and he practically bankrupt the casinos

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:55pm

    Holy crap that is awesome!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:26pm

    judging from your great English skills, I'd say you're still showing some signs of mental retardation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:18pm

    who texts that kinda shit info?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:51pm

    you "find out"? Well that obviously can't be right...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:09pm

    This is bullshit - they don't have special notes like that on adoption papers. Quit just trying to post stuff to look cool. LAME!

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    Submitted by Carter on Jan 11, 10 at 1:47pm

    Ouch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:49am

    8:09-- no kidding...not only that but they wouldn't have used the term 'retardation' since the 1970s at the latest...not in professional circles anyway. maybe the op just needed to create an excuse for being stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:28pm

    Haha way to be saskatchewan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:50am

    haha sounds like a "buddy the elf" situation to me

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    Submitted by taymarie on Mar 26, 10 at 2:52am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! STUPID!!

  • Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:15pm

    Retarded or Canadian? Who can tell...?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:45am

    OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:13pm

    I'm sure they wrote that right on your birth certificate too. That makes sense. Retard

  • Submitted by cookiemuniz on Jul 4, 10 at 11:35am

    AHAHAHAHAHA

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:29am

    4:33... Good call :D

  • Submitted by lakota51 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:24pm

    That's harsh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:21pm

    "So not only just find..." yup, sounds somewhat mentally retarded.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:54pm

    Corky Thatcher is the OP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:09pm

    Sounds more like an fml to me. Just sayin

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:03pm

    Wahahahaha! That's one way to find out.

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    Submitted by inlebronwetrust on Jul 7, 10 at 5:04am

    Laughed so hard I farted

  • Submitted by AXLP on Apr 5, 10 at 11:12am

    Hey they adopted you anyway! That means they must really love you! On the other hand now you know why your biological parents put you up for adoption....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:11pm

    FYI - they still use the term mental retardation in "professional circles". It's the correct medical terminology for learning disabilities.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:47am

    Haha you're a Malu!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:13pm

    I think it's technically "you're a dipshit"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:55pm

    Pahahahahahahahahaha I laughed out loud for this haha wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:45pm

    Wow. Agreed. To the person below me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:55pm

    You should googld adult adoptees advocating for change. Your parents should've told you that you were adopted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:00pm

    And by the way you epicly fail at using the english language, I'd say they were right.

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    Submitted by SIVYSIVS on Jan 5, 12 at 12:20am

    I'm adopted too but I'm not\nRetarded....

  • Submitted by sumoBill on Mar 7, 10 at 1:37pm

    Proud to be from Sask!! :)

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    Submitted by skoliro on Apr 13, 11 at 11:49pm

    Don't worry, I'm adopted too, when I find mine there will probably some really messed up Fuck on there!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:36pm

    Actually I work with mentally challenged and they still say retardation...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 4:02am

    HahahahahahHa suuuucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:04am

    Too bad it isn't true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:17pm

    Wow. Fuck all of you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:09am

    What's the problem you only showed SOME signs. You could run American president or do you have to be full retard to lead such a group of red neck backwards retards. Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:23pm

    based on your grammar, I'd say it's possible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:28pm

    Why would you tell anybody about the retard part?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:17pm

    Agreed with 1:02. OWNED

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:43pm

    u must be retarded to post this stupid shit. atleast you were adopted, your real mother coulda did the world a service and just swallowed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:12pm

    Cared * sorry my phone is terrible with spelling. But regardless you catch my drift .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:19pm

    you officially fail at life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:44pm

    That's American terminology for "child prodigy". To be a mentally retarded American (truly) you need to be unable to read, write, see, hear or drool... A little. it's hard to classify them as mentally retarded when over 60% of their population show signs from every other country's guidelines for diagnosis. Tough break, prodigy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:57pm

    Hah! Makes me think of all the retarded characters in games... "Slippy the frog" from Starfox... Or Diddy Kong...

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    Submitted by adtr_2badididnt on Apr 9, 11 at 7:43am

    Your parental's did it wrong :p

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 16, 11 at 11:26pm

    Based on your writing skills, I see they pegged that retardation thing early on.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:20pm

    Well, they are from Saskatchewan, this does make sense.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:21pm

    5:19... I agree. Thanks for not being a small minded dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:29pm

    eww if i had a retard baby i'd throw it out. that's probably what your birth parents did.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:55pm

    google, my phone sucks.