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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Apr 13, 12 at 2:12pm

    They were about to make you air tight, as it were.

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    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Apr 13, 12 at 2:23pm

    I've never had the urge to do that. That goes for helicoptering in general and taking my pants off in front of other guys...

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 13, 12 at 3:31pm

      it is kinda g.ay...the only exception is when your stripping for a batchlorette party or when everyone is too inebriated to care

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        Submitted by porksword on Apr 13, 12 at 4:43pm

        Maybe so, but I'll bet she took her thong off. The helicopter renders most women powerless.

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 13, 12 at 5:09pm

          its hypnotic power is great...the "sharingan" from naruto was inspired by helicoptering penises

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            Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 3:53pm

            Wonder who would lay claim to having invented it, then.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 13, 12 at 3:32pm

    its the barbershop quartet singing you spin me right round baby

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 13, 12 at 1:49pm

    Of course they were. Yup.

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    Submitted by redielg on Apr 15, 12 at 2:36am

    To impress a chick do the helicopter dick

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    Submitted by Kaitain on Apr 14, 12 at 10:13pm

    Why does no one suspect OP is also a guy?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 14, 12 at 4:07am

    Be a real woman and take the foursome!

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    Submitted by HippyChick on Apr 14, 12 at 3:10am

    Where I come from.. The helicopter is female repellent. Although,\nit ought not to be confused with wiggle, as is done in sexy and I know it. In which case, bitches love the wiggle. \n\nI Didn't know it was that kinda partyyy

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    Submitted by Derpina_Alex on Apr 16, 12 at 12:30pm

    WIN!!!

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Apr 16, 12 at 2:34am

    Nice reference, redielg!