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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:57pm

    shit happens.. as do sharts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:10pm

    Whoopsie had a poopsie! Hahaha

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      Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Oct 22, 12 at 12:47pm

      You, sir, are my hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:30pm

    hit the showers sport

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:53pm

    11:58- are you penning a manual, or similar, on the potential dangers of 'buttfucking'? Hmm, strange individual. Speaking of which, who classifies this as a 'good night'? Good night for who? The shitter, or the shittee?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:09pm

    people who say texts are fake...probaly never leave the house, let alone text anyone fucked up shit happens all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:46am

    I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A HORSE

    • Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 3:57pm

      Of horse you did...\n\nA whore did a horse\nA horse \nA horse\nAnd most people dont do \na horse\nof course\nUnless of course the whore's \ndone worse \nThen a horse she gave some head!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:48pm

    oh jesus who said good night?!??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 7:31pm

    That is probably the grossest thing I have ever heard. Goes to show you anal is no bueno right b4 bed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:58pm

    i feel bad for this poor girl! i guess none of you have ever been butt fucked because then you would understand careful you have to be not to shart, it gets too loose after you ass fuck. this guy probably buttfucked her wheather she wanted to or not, and she sleep farted and her butt was to loose not to shart. not her fault. the guys should know that its kind of a risk. at least she didnt shit on him right after he pulled out. that happens to alot of people

    • Submitted by dover13 on Feb 23, 10 at 12:01am

      eww i would slap a bitch.

    • Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 3:54pm

      If you engage in anal sex you should:\nA)Use the restroom beforehand\nB)Use an enema before engaging in anal sex\nC)Use the bathroom after engaging in anal sex

    • Submitted by Smitty326 on Jan 14, 12 at 9:18pm

      LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!! WAH WAH WAH!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:48am

    the anal ambassador strikes again^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:17pm

    just because its never happened to YOU doesnt mean it cant happen...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:45am

    she was on top of me and she sharted all over my nuts so I said what the fuck and she replied........you just fucked the shit out of me........no shit for real

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:31pm

    I hope it turns you off to spooning forever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:02pm

    Definitely not Revere.There're too many words spelled correctly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:34pm

    Dirty sanchez that bitch.

    • Submitted by greekgeek on Aug 1, 11 at 2:22pm

      u ment: Dirty shartez

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:27pm

    People really shart?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:13pm

    Imagine that tender moment when he broke the news to her? Uh, wake up... You just shit on me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:43pm

    That sux dude FYL lol

  • Submitted by ryantwin20 on Mar 10, 10 at 2:20am

    lol let my girl do that to me once shes out the fucking bed and sleeping outside

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:05pm

    I love sharting. I did it once at work and said, you know, fuck it, I'm walking around like this for the rest of the day. Sadly, I was also wearing beige pants.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:32am

    A shart is when you go to fart and some shit sneaks out with it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:28pm

    What are you talking about? That's totally plausible. My girlfriend has sharted before. It happens to almost everyone at some point.

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 26, 10 at 11:39pm

      no it doesn't. lol.

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 26, 10 at 11:42pm

      but i agree it is plausible if he came in her ass and she didn't go to the toilet before falling asleep.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:39pm

    To 12.18: "Oh, love? Can I shart on you again so I can take a picture to put up on a texting website? Yeah, some kids think it's not possible.... Aw, thanks, you're the best!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:02am

    Hahahahaha DIRTY BALLS!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:49pm

    lol... ive never had anal, and i almost did this, but i woke up just in time.. and no, it does not mean you have a loose asshole.. idiots.. its about how much you drink.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:36am

    seriously no anal sex for her.... her bumb hole is way tooooo loose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:21am

    i REALLY hope this is fake for the girls sake. thats jus something you really cant live down lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:27pm

    Im sorry I ate too many beans babe, Dont be mad at me I still love you I will give you head ok :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:06pm

    Regardless of whether this is real, it made me laugh....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:13am

    Top ten reasons not to have anal sex after eating Mexican...

  • Submitted by PocketMonster on Mar 7, 10 at 8:12pm

    POOPY DICK!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:31pm

    When your girl or hooker sharts on you during a spoon, you lost the game.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:08pm

    what do you think she woulda done if she woke up first and was like ooooooooooh shitttttttt ummm ya i kinda shit on u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:04pm

    Sounds like your ass is tight 4:46...... lemme lemme do it. I've go wood ahora because of your super tight chamber.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:39am

    HAHAHAHA that kid who said it's some Allston douche HAS to be right! Either that or some sleeze bag from Reveahhhh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 12:09pm

    "i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl" Who the fuck spoons in porn dumbass?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:37am

    watch out for the thunder-ocelots. they lurk on monday nights like this one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:01am

    I guarantee this didn't actually happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:23pm

    agreed with 6:58 people who think shit like this is fake HAVE NO LIVES. STOP READING TFLN AND GO GET DRUNK :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:58pm

    i bet this kid is like 12 and watches so much porn and thats the only reason he knows what spooning is... and hes prolly never kissed a girl

    • Submitted by dover13 on Feb 22, 10 at 11:59pm

      ill bet you just described yourself.

      • Submitted by CCF on Feb 23, 10 at 4:11pm

        ZZZIIINGGG

    • Submitted by le_spark on Mar 27, 10 at 10:04pm

      Since when has spooning been included in porn? What, you watch cuddle porn or something?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:38pm

    Nobody likes a poopy penis

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:56pm

    I think the only people who said this was a good night were Chinese businesmen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:45am

    Hahahaha! Poop!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:40pm

    I just legit laffd out loud at this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:31pm

    You are so Fukin funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:21pm

    plug the hole and this won't happen

  • Submitted by jman1020 on Apr 8, 10 at 5:31pm

    Gotta love those chili dogs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:46pm

    im assuming allston scum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:14am

    3:44 go fuck yourself. Pig.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:34pm

    You dumb fucker . And u dumb cunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:10pm

    Hilarious!!! Go back for seconds.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12am

    sharting is shitting and farting at the same time so it's like diarhea fart. gross you made me explain it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:26am

    ive actually done this before to my ex...after that night anytime my stomach felt weird i had to sleep in whole butts :) we never sent it out in a text though

  • Submitted by Ally_Jojoz on Sep 1, 10 at 9:36pm

    Fuckin Foul!! No spooning anymore huh

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 9, 10 at 8:53pm

    Make her suck it off! Ewww....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 12:06am

    Oh good. So I am not the only who has been in this situation. Did it to my boyfriend (terrible stomach virus) and the next day he told me he loved go figure. And I was banned from sleepin naked when I didnt feel good.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:57pm

    Why take the ass when there's a pussy RIGHT THERE?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:46pm

    "fake. funny, but not real. unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated" I love fucking shut-in virgin idiots.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:52pm

    i bet its NOT fake. My husband did it to me. Same exact sanerio. I should have used it against him 24 years ago. and Ran like hell. If it starts out as *being shit on* it somehow does NOT get better LOL

    • Submitted by CCF on Feb 23, 10 at 4:12pm

      lol.... sanerio....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:36pm

    Dear lord that's so hot. I'm fappin to that right now no kidding....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:55am

    Lmfao You shoulda dick slaped her right after. It's only fair

  • Submitted by Hey19 on Mar 23, 10 at 10:16pm

    dudes I wanna come to that fuckin naked party but it depends how u roll and if ur really sexy...

  • Submitted by Sexyboyy on Mar 17, 10 at 11:18pm

    Thts disgusting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:17pm

    ruining this site? chill out man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:45pm

    Oh god I hate when that happens

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:37pm

    maybe you should have fucked her in the ass...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:14am

    If some bitch shits on my dick I'll make her suck it clean!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:50pm

    Shit happens man. Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:45pm

    Wat is spooning???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:36am

    its these kinds of texts, which are clearly not real and made up for shock value, that are ruining this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:53pm

    why is it such a big deal if it did or didn't happen? it's f***ing funny. and it's probably the same person typing 'fake' over and over again anyway.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:51am

    shit in that bitches mouth next time

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 26, 10 at 11:43pm

      umm, not like she did it on purpose?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:44pm

    Dude that's fuckin nasty as fuck

  • Submitted by brooks on Apr 17, 10 at 9:14pm

    Gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20am

    Lmfao. You poor thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:21pm

    sounds like a hell of a shart.

  • Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:25pm

    Ick, that's nasty as all hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:43am

    Oh my god hahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 4:05pm

    My waffles are broken

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    Dude stick it in realy hard!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:16pm

    Why does everyone assume this is fake??? My husband farted on me *twice* last week while he slept -thank god he didn't shart though! Tards.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:02am

    that is so gross krazy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    Fucking 115 people have said good night to this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:42pm

    ewww.......... but i dont think this is real

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:22pm

    Bitches do funny shit when they are drunk sleepin...like shit my bed!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:14am

    That would really turn me on. I'd ask her to suck it off, then kiss me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:47am

    ^^fake or true?....tune in next week to find out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:38am

    Did it feel good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:54pm

    rotflmao at the dude who said he fucked a horse

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:13pm

    Fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:48pm

    Hahhahahahahahhahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:20am

    everyone has sharting accidents

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:21pm

    Im a girl who did almost shart on guy after a drunken night. i beleive this actually happened. you need to get out a live a little if you cant believe this one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:32am

    Reveahhh, guy. So true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:52pm

    the shit that sneaks out with said fart usually likes sprays out like when you open a soda that's been shaken because of all the pressure that has built up. and i don't have a doubt that this is real. this is why we don't spoon naked while incapacitated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:25pm

    Should have given her a little taste of her own medicine... dirty sanchez style!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:01pm

    LMAO @ 4:05PM....you stinky thing!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:34pm

    Now you know how it feels to have shit on your dick!!!!!!¡!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:44pm

    umm hello could've happened after some anal duh...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:42am

    Poop dick! Yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:29am

    That's when u slit her throat and walk away....

  • Submitted by NinjaKat3 on Feb 18, 11 at 8:36am

    Shart happens.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 12:32am

    That happened to me too. I just used her shit and rubbed one out in her hair and left after cleaning it up with her pillow case I was using.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:39am

    awkward shart-on-dick fetish time? :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:55am

    Lololo at least get her to suck it off! Dublin ca never goin down

  • Submitted by pair_a_dice on Apr 23, 10 at 3:54am

    I haven't laughed so hard in a loooooooong time :) funny shit !!!

  • Submitted by ashtiepoo17 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:37pm

    Bahhhhaaahhhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:12am

    3:44 you're a fucking pig.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:20pm

    I certainly would have made her clean it up with her tongue as punishment.... Then some anal, and continue cleaning.

  • Submitted by bl4ckh4wk on Jun 5, 10 at 5:19pm

    awww thats fucked up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:52pm

    This has dirty sanchez written all over it!!! Haha or STM!!! Shart To Mouth wake up call lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:22pm

    She obviously needed a cork in there, and apparently you weren't helping her in that department. Serves you right. Now I think a vengeful cleveland steamer is in order.

  • Submitted by Catlick on Sep 12, 10 at 1:11pm

    Did it stain the sheets?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:53am

    Lmao @ 4:15. That's hilariously sick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:46pm

    Dirty sanchez her man perfect opportunity!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:39pm

    I think the sad part was your first sentence 4:05

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:51pm

    hahahaha who woke up first? alcohol makes anything a possibility, so i think i might believe this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:52am

    there needs to be a button for worst night ever. i hope you never talked to her again.

  • Submitted by jct13jct on Mar 28, 10 at 9:55pm

    sick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:43pm

    scoop that shit up and stuff it in her mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:09pm

    that was probably because of anal..............only thing that can cause that to happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:29am

    I am so tired of people saying something is fake.... who the hell cares??? If you think it, it can happen. I believe it and its f'ing hilarious. Well, for us.... maybe not her so much....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:02am

    Dude how fake! Well, If it is true, you need to stop hanging out with girls like that lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:35pm

    if i had a dollar for every time that happened to me i would still be poor, thank god.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:57pm

    LMFAO, honestly guys. live a little. so what if its fake, its fucking hllaaarious! and its not impossible either

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:47am

    agreed with 10:39...why?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:12pm

    How do you not know what spooning is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:04am

    Haha wouldnt doubt it with Ithaca broads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:46pm

    you had to be anal fucking

  • Submitted by BigJD725 on Jun 14, 10 at 10:58pm

    U fucked the shit out of her

  • Submitted by sebastian10 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:39pm

    That's fucking disgusting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:23pm

    ya , 3:44, Americans could kick your ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:23pm

    ^^ thats fucking gross....and poor guy...i should say poor girl tho..thats just wrong on so many levels

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:56pm

    I would of made her lick it off

  • Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:15pm

    Your gonna need a ton of purell

  • Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 26, 10 at 3:37pm

    Hell yea poopy dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:16am

    I'd love it...but I'm sick like that...so what??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:08pm

    its plausible to shart definatley but the likeliness of it happening in your sleep is extremely slim. would make more sense if he had said she farted on his dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 12:18pm

    pic or it didn't happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:26pm

    hey bitches it could be ture. so the people who did dat fuck yall bitches

  • Submitted by kyle9496 on Apr 18, 10 at 3:24am

    Dammit unfortunately that made me horny. I'll be right back; I need to go to the bathroom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:05pm

    Girls poop? Or shart?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 2:03pm

    3:54 good one hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:45pm

    That's sick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:10am

    Spooning = Cuddling

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:45pm

    thats so gross she probly killd herself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:45pm

    thats fucked up. hopefully you got her back...

  • Submitted by Fr3e2bMe on Aug 5, 10 at 3:28pm

    OMG!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:33pm

    Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:28am

    Think twice before you stick it in her ass again! hahaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:46pm

    Too bad she didn't shart in ur face ! Hopefully next time she will take better aim

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:49am

    I see alot of ppl sayn this was fake. Well tyr this one on for size. I was getn my girl in the chocolate star fish, i have bout an inch round, 10 gauge Prince Albert and pulled out a Cock Ring loooaded with duece putty!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:35am

    now u no y anal sex is wrong

  • Submitted by peelugum on Mar 14, 10 at 3:17am

    i dont care if its fake, if it is fake then this guy deserves some sort of award, maybe greatest person alive award, if its not fake then u have a dirty dirty weener

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:22am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:28pm

    fake fake fake... this never happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:46pm

    Wow clean that shi up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    Cleveland steamer

  • Submitted by innajiffy on Jan 15, 10 at 5:22pm

    god that's awful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:44pm

    Sounds very American...fucking pigs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:50am

    dumb question but does "sharted" mean same as pooped? so you are saying she pooped all over your dick?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:30pm

    ewww that is so disgusting!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:17pm

    She did that with me too, after the first time I buttfucked her.

  • Submitted by daking on Oct 6, 10 at 3:57pm

    Sucks for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:51pm

    fake. funny, but not real. unless this girl had a handicap i can't imagine any normal girl losing control over her bowels in her sleep; regardless of being intoxicated

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:13pm

    Ahaha, that is so gross:S

  • Submitted by tbomb07 on Feb 3, 10 at 12:04pm

    holy shit (no pun intended)

  • Submitted by thatguytwist on Aug 30, 10 at 3:21am

    Sharty shart

  • Submitted by buglet on Jul 25, 10 at 6:36pm

    Eew...mega gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:27am

    Umm i know people on here have sharted...you dont have to get anal to shart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:25am

    May 29, 2009 6:46AM I ONCE HAD SEX WITH A PUSSY

  • Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:41pm

    Oh god! Ew!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:27am

    Obvs 1145 isn't getting any

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:34am

    I hope you had,like,an empty water bottle to catch the shart and then you poured it in her mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:37pm

    I would of socked that bitch in the head!

  • Submitted by the_game on Jun 28, 10 at 12:27am

    The game

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:21am

    dick whip that bitch

  • Submitted by 69buttcheeks on Mar 15, 11 at 1:02am

    Buttfuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 3:09pm

    True love when you wipe for your girlfriend

  • Submitted by chipie7 on Apr 12, 10 at 7:29pm

    This was funny last month

  • Submitted by JxWILSON on Mar 17, 10 at 8:17pm

    Shart=fart with nasty poop

  • Submitted by Angermonkey on Mar 2, 10 at 3:50pm

    Ahhhhh, sick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:47pm

    And what the fuck are you, 3:44, you fucking punk?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:00pm

    holy shit thats fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 7:30am

    I know what shit is, but what is shart???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:19am

    8:51 you are a fucked up person.. dude shit like this happens all the time whether your fucking handicaped or not.. my brother is handicaped and can control his bowel movements.. so im pretty sure you have a loose ass hole from too much cock sex.. get over yourself.

  • Submitted by kold on Jun 19, 10 at 9:39am

    Penis

  • Submitted by kyle9496 on Apr 18, 10 at 3:25am

    Yummy:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:33pm

    On fml

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 11:24pm

    Haha i like when my sharts especially in my mouth it feels natural...might film it call 1 girl 1 guy 1 Shart

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:17am

    In soviet Russia, dick sharts you!

  • Submitted by jake53142 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:27pm

    In soviet Russia spoons shart on you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:20am

    Nice!!!

  • Submitted by AndrewBR00T4L on Mar 6, 10 at 5:18pm

    Omfg hawt.

  • Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 17, 11 at 8:36pm

    Atleast it wasn't on ur face. A shower sounds better than pink eye hahaa

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 4:01am

    Lmfao!!

  • Submitted by asinnerlikeu on Sep 3, 10 at 7:07pm

    Omg no freggin way grosssssss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:51pm

    Funny as f#ck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 2:50am

    this seriously can't be true. and people seriously can't not know what sharting is

  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 1, 11 at 3:37pm

    Why don't you start sticking it where god intended

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:26pm

    Who cares if its fakee ? Honestly ? Its a big world + full of texters out theree . i'm pretty sure its bound to happen, or already did . hence this textt .

  • Submitted by benjitodd on Feb 23, 11 at 4:44am

    That's disgusting. Nuff said

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 11 at 2:21am

    Nastyyyy. That sux man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:29pm

    Or just make her suck it clean.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:48pm

    What a shitty deal Pun definitely intended!

  • Submitted by thefinisher on Jun 21, 10 at 2:53am

    That's fuckin gross

  • Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:04am

    make her giv oral then

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:36am

    omg. i think i just threw up in my mouth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:04pm

    I guess that's one way to get ur brown wings ha I think I threw up a lil

  • Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:52am

    Tell he it chocolate to give u a blow job!

  • Submitted by lolzlol28 on Jun 2, 10 at 2:45pm

    At least she didn't throw up on ur dick ............ Lucky basturd

  • Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 3:51pm

    People pay good money for that in Germany! LOL

  • Submitted by sway655321 on Sep 22, 10 at 12:30pm

    FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:35pm

    BWAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:50pm

    totally believable! today i was sitting indian style on my chair with no pants, Farted, and felt my foot get alittle more than just air blown on it! True story just happened and it sucks. Oh and im a girl.

  • Submitted by lileh123 on May 3, 11 at 11:58pm

    hahahahahahahahah crying right now. so funny.

  • Submitted by apatt on Apr 22, 11 at 10:49am

    NOT REAL. this is soo fake omg

  • Submitted by cockblock5 on Jan 18, 11 at 11:52pm

    That is fucking ga-ross.

  • Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:28pm

    Check the damn milk expiring date before you eat cereal

  • Submitted by velasquezzz on Jan 31, 11 at 2:08am

    @6:46 a.m. You literally just made me shit myself laughing. No joke, I'm on the toilet. Best comment ever.

  • Submitted by grundymad on Sep 7, 10 at 6:59pm

    That shit'll make you go soft.

  • Submitted by basketball15 on Oct 3, 11 at 6:10pm

    Haha omg thts fucking gross

  • Submitted by KatieHearts on May 14, 10 at 12:46am

    Can you say dirty sanchez?

  • Submitted by sucker on Apr 12, 10 at 9:29pm

    Awesome I did that before

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 22, 11 at 6:51am

    BadMitch will shit on a ho if he has to, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by _GoD_ on May 4, 11 at 12:33am

    In soviet Russia your dick sharts on her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:15am

    That's awesome I love when poop dick happens!!!

  • Submitted by SovietJustice on Apr 7, 11 at 5:51pm

    UAHHHHHGGGGGG GOD

  • Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 3:24am

    she's a bad butt buddy :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:00pm

    Tight.

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on May 1, 10 at 5:17pm

    Kinda gross

  • Submitted by DigThis on Feb 25, 11 at 2:16pm

    thats what you get for spooning...smash n dash man smash an dash!!!!

  • Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:03pm

    Nice

  • Submitted by ¿ on Mar 2, 10 at 3:54pm

    Shit happens.

  • Submitted by micahcheer on Jun 29, 11 at 8:55pm

    This is discusting yet hilarious XD

  • Submitted by Meatballz on Mar 21, 11 at 10:41pm

    Hope she didn't have aids

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    Submitted by varner722i on Oct 29, 12 at 3:29pm

    That would be a bad night

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:17pm

    I had this, exgirlfriend let one right onto my cock, she pretended she was asleep, so did I

  • 89 66
    Submitted by bdisher on Sep 12, 12 at 2:23pm

    Ew. Ew. Ew ew ew ew ewwwww

  • Submitted by LibbieAnne123 on Aug 5, 12 at 7:43am

    Superman that hoe