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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:27pm

    my clitoris weeps for your clitoris

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:42pm

    I HAD TO MASTURBATE & APPRECIATE MY CLITORIS AFTER READING THIS!

    • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 7:51am

      God had to kill a kitten after you read this

      • Submitted by usualsuspect on Apr 22, 10 at 10:06pm

        Wow..

      • Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 7, 10 at 10:44am

        God actually kills midgets.

        • Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 17, 10 at 9:52am

          I thought it was Chuck Norris roundhousing a midget clown...

          • Submitted by dude_too_bored on Dec 21, 10 at 6:59pm

            i've always wanted to push a midget down an up escelator

      • Submitted by n_tonks on Aug 29, 11 at 4:10am

        I question the accuracy of your intel on that topic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:40am

    1:50, I'm a girl, but I gasped, too. And my eyes got as wide as saucers. And I'm Asian.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:47pm

    To the people posting about "why would you have hair there?", do you realize that if you're using a razor (about 2 inches across), it's feasible to accidentally hit the clit with she's shaving around the top? Der. And the person who asked about peeing probably doesn't realize you don't pee out of the clit. Oh well.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:33pm

    oh my god. I literally shivered reading this I am sorry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:51pm

    8,000 nerve endings, concentrated in a tiny tiny little place. I want to throw up just reading this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:50am

    I literally gasped when I read this. And I'm a dude...

    • Submitted by n_tonks on Aug 29, 11 at 4:13am

      This is perfectly normal, since men have also very sensitive places down there...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:42pm

    Ow ow ow ow OW! My legs are clenched in empathy right now!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:11pm

    I am sure she is exaggerating! but to give you ignorant ones some information there is hair on the inside of the lips and as someone else with more than two brain cells pointed out razors are wide. I suggest laser- painful- but you can be a baby forever. Oh and the pee thing of course she does not pee out of her clit but in the wiping etc... IT IS GONNA BURN! I wish you a speedy recovery!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:26am

    This wouldn't have happened if men still wanted their women to look like women and not hairless children.

    • Submitted by n_tonks on Aug 29, 11 at 4:14am

      This would also not happen, if women ignored such requests from ignorant men.

    • Submitted by Grandmasterhead on Oct 4, 11 at 5:06pm

      women ask the very same thing of men.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:41am

    do... do they .... like grow back?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:03pm

    this makes me want to cry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:28pm

    normally there needs to be a button that would be better than a good night. this one needs one that is worse than a bad night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:24pm

    this makes my dick ache

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:22pm

    oh my god. i am so sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:38pm

    OMG i seriously just prayed that this be fake...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:40pm

    Oh my god I've got sympathy pains

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:28pm

    Is this even physically possible to NOT pass out from?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:46pm

    don't shave your junk when you're high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:54pm

    oh my god...i cannot stop cringing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:40pm

    ummm maybe she slipped

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:51pm

    Holy fuck, I just clasped my vagina in terror. Jesus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:40pm

    I feel your infinite pain from my imaginary clit. I'm a dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:52pm

    oh my god CRINGE x100000

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:02pm

    My clit feels sorry for the remains of whatever yours is now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:33pm

    ok... i am a guy and my legs forced themselves together after reading this one. rugged. makes me want to tell my girl t wax instead of shave.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:27pm

    is it wrong today say i wish you could post pics here.

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 17, 10 at 9:54am

      Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's getting close to wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:00pm

    I read this while high. I am crying, literally crying.... oh god I feel so sorry for you. i just cant express the pain and sorrow i am feeling.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:06pm

    Well I'm officially afraid of shaving anymore. Laser hair removal ftw?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:32pm

    Oh! I get it! The girl was shaving her vagina and shaved off her clitoris! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:39am

    I literally gasped when I read this. And I'm a dude... June 22, 2009 1:50AM hahahahahahahaha thats great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:03pm

    Every person who said "why were you shaving your clit...no hair there...yada yada yada..." obviously does not have one..............My clit cries in sympathy...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:48pm

    My clitoris hurts for you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:15am

    this is making you girls cringe? ever hear of female genital mutilation? like 3 billion times worse.

    • Submitted by kittyb92 on Apr 25, 11 at 7:27pm

      yes... thats where they cut off the clit.. not much of a difference there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:02pm

    10:07- holla. central jersey represent OP, i am so sorry. that thought has passed through my mind while shaving and owww fuck, that must have been the worst experience ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:59pm

    hah i have a feeling she just nicked it... highly doubt it could have been shaven clean off. still though.. .OW!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:21pm

    OH NOOOOOOO I'M GOING TO CRY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:57pm

    Dum duh duh dum duh duh dum duh dum duh dum... RIP : ... (

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:18pm

    BAD NIGHT. rip clit :[

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:31pm

    All you gotta do is put the tip of your finger over your clit when you shave down there and TADA it's protected :)

    • Submitted by spiff on Jan 26, 11 at 3:54am

      I so think this comment should have more thumbs up. It's a great tip =) I for one, get waxed. I hateeee using razors

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:47am

    Oh. Oh....oh my god. This seriously made me go speechless and freeze for a second there. I am truly sorry for your loss. That has got to be the most painful incedent a girl could go through. And the recovery MUST be bad, too. Things don't heal very quickly or easily down under.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:54am

    Oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:31am

    i kinda wanna see a pic of that... is that wrong?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:59pm

    do not by any means bend over

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:52pm

    tore off 8 inches of skin? is that even possible? ouch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:53pm

    Oh dear god that sounds hellish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:49pm

    my whole body feels as if it is going to die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:58pm

    central jersey going hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:46pm

    7:38, I know a woman who waxed down there and it tore her skin off. 8 inches of it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:58pm

    Eww. Grossest, saddest thing I've ever heard. I sort of hope this is fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:56pm

    EVERYONE KNOWS U DONT PEE OUTTA THE CLIT! I WAS TALKIN ABOUT IF PEE GOT ON IT U ASSHOLE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:05pm

    There are no words to describe the pain you must have felt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:33pm

    did you split a lip? OUCH co-dy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:12pm

    is it bad that when i read "razor" i thought of the scooter?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:36pm

    oh my lord. that's terrible. could very well be real, to those of you that think it's fake. I'm gonna say if you think it's fake you're 1. a guy, whom has never seen or been in contact with a vagina, or 2. a girl who doesn't shave/wax or know anything about it. let's get real people; who's gonna post this if it isn't real? it's not funny, it's damn painful!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:24pm

    Ok 10:40 was not true this is the kid who's number it is and I would ask u all to stop texting me about it I'm a guy and my friend played a joke so stop txting tht num thx

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:36am

    June 22, 2009 2:05AM "that happened to my nipple once if it was half as painful as that was im so terribley sorry" WTF WERE YOU DOING SHAVING YOUR NIPPLE??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:43pm

    im gonna call bullshit on this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:12am

    FGM is obviously worse than this, but that doesn't negate the fact that this is HORRIBLE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:14am

    how bad does a clit piercing hurt?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:21pm

    just hold your clit while you shave, that's what i do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:59am

    I'll kiss it and make it better for you. Out of line?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am

    748... Why would peeing hurt? Your clit is above your urethra....... Anyways...next time go to a salon and get a pro wax and keep that razor away from your cooch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:00am

    Oh god....my face literally went D:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:59pm

    ITS SOUTH JERSEY U IDIOT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:34pm

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sympathy pains. I am so sorry for you and your clit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! That has got to suck. And in my area code. God damn I hope I don't know you in real life...then again if I did I probably wouldve heard about it somehow....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:17pm

    Sheesh...people need to lay off. The clit is located near the top of the vag, sort of under the hood. And under the 'hood' and inside the lips a little bit, there is hair growth. Therefore, this girl obviously was shaving the top of her vag, under the hood above the clit, and got nixed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:14pm

    BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 4:43pm

    OWCHHHHH!!!!! ahh oww oh god i just cringed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:27am

    You're supposed to use a trimmer for down there; using a razor is way too dangerous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:39pm

    I can help them back out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:23am

    i live near 609. i want to hug you. let's meet up. I once cut my labia by accident. can't imagine the clit. and 5:11, if you're real, I can't imagine. I agree 6:18 FGM is so disgusting and horrible and my heart hurts when i think about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:18am

    omg 5.11. FGM is a sick sick practice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:55am

    How do u get horny now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:27pm

    this happened to me a month ago!!! right before a big date!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:53am

    Oh jesus christ I am so sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:21pm

    Fail. Major.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:08pm

    talk about popping your cherry......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:32pm

    my clitoris weeps for your clitoris.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:42am

    ohhhhhmyGodd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm now even happier that I use nair and the girl who tore off 8 inches??? goddamnnnn my clit cries for yours!! :( :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:49pm

    lol, only in Hamilton.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:45am

    12:41 everyone should get tested for that shit, but that's besides the point...if you get a piercing there, you get it cleaned with a q-tip

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:41am

    1236 has been tested 4 stds!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:10pm

    I'll fix it. Ouchies. That really hurts Charlie!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:56am

    ^ you can't replace nerves, my friend. You can't replace nerves. But I doubt it's THAT extreme. Well I hope...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:00am

    7:59 lmao. chill how the fuck are you going to masterbate? let alone have sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:58pm

    three words- noxema bikini razor. it's a godsend. short, sharp, gets in the nooks and crannies easily and can go thru a bush in one fell swoop without a cut. don't even have to get out those dangerous scissors to trim it up first before the big shave. and it has these cool tines that keep it from cutting. make the trip to walley world and spend the few dollars. totally worth it. oh, and it has an aloe strip. you do not need shaving gel or soap.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:22am

    Quit shaving it bald. It just feels bristly and looks ridiculous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:26pm

    HELLLLO SYMPATHY PAINS. Feel better soon... ouch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:15am

    Dude totally something to happen in the 609. Gotta love south jersey baby.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:47pm

    This made me appreciate my clit 1000000x more than I already did. Vaginas r fragile u gotta handle them with care!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:59am

    Shit, oh shit, I really had to cross tight my legs. I pray this is fake, cause if not, damn............ And... what's with that friend who tore out 8 inches of skin by waxing down there,@June 21, 2009 7:46PM? Cause I wax down there as well. Now I'm totally fucked up, omg And thinking twice, isn't this almost the equivalent to a clit piercing?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:03am

    this haunts me. everytime i shave down there now i'm extra careful...so i'm sorry for your loss, but just know that it is leading to less casualties

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    Like seriously? all you dumbshits who say that hair doesnt grow on the clit, doesnt mean that hair doesnt grow AROUND it. When your shaving, it IS possible to hit it. And for the girl, ouch. She probably just took the top layer of skin off, it'll grow back, i don't think that she actually took it off, i mean. I probably would have passed out. Over exaggerating maybe. But either way, OUCH!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:05am

    i think 9:11 put it best. everything i was thinking. but what i think they meant by why peeing would hurt is because if the pee touched it, it would most definitely burn, and not to mention wiping would not be pleasant either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:03pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:27am

    Oh my God. That is unimaginable pain right there. GUYS, THAT WOULD BE LIKE SANDING THE END OF YOUR PENIS AND BALLS OFF.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:11am

    im originally from outside of juba in sudan and my clitoris and labia were removed when i was 13 years old. i didn't have razors to shave even my legs and no television either. i love america.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:12pm

    Oh South Jersey.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:15pm

    I cringed so hard when I read this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:12pm

    hair doesnt grow on it, but around it. if you are cutting your self while shaving down there I would most def try something else

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:31am

    Worst thing I have ever heard!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:53pm

    this post seriously made my dick hurt...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:34am

    That's the worsT have ever heard. That's the best part of sex. Ur life is over. I am so sorry. I feel bad for u but I must say it really makes me appreciate my sex life(-;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:54pm

    holy... fuck... my vagina hurts... x_X

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:11am

    try having what a man has, and shaving some things that dangle and slicing them up!!! BAD NIGHT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:01am

    OMG.. we all know you have to hire HELGA to do that shit for you... guuuurrrrl you done finished your sex life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:26pm

    I just cried a little bit. Ouch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:15pm

    AHHHH OH DEAR GOD. *shutters*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:33pm

    seriously, if you CAN do this, you deserved it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:20pm

    i literally hurt down there from reading this.. lol! shittt im sorry.. but i dont see how you could mess up that bad!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:30am

    i doubt its as bad as everyone thinks it is. they probably nicked it, it's damn near impossible to rip off your whole clit, especially if its just with a razor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:03pm

    omg everyone should chillll outtttt its very possible to gut it with a razor and also very possible to get pee on it, yea that might hurt like a bitch haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:34pm

    DFJKDFKJHDLHKJGHDJKGHJKDHGJHDJ AHHH OW AND GROSS AND OW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:42pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:09pm

    1148 people are insane.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:52am

    Reading this was like the female equivalent of watching a guy get kicked in the balls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:29pm

    indeed 2:22. They have no idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:25pm

    And how could this possibly be a good night?! U 1659 people are freaks !

    • Submitted by sad_smiles on Sep 11, 10 at 11:48pm

      as are the 16 who put a thumbs down on this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:32am

    Holy shit, I'm a GUY and I've got sympathy pains. Don't ask.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:23pm

    Oh my God I just got cold chills thinking about that. OMG I can't stop dry heaving

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    Just saw Antichrist with Willem Dafoe. Clit scissored off as well as this is now burned in my corneas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 9:28am

    HAHaahahahahahahahah ahhhhhhhh I feel ur pain

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:51pm

    i wish i could "bad night" this about twenty times

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:07pm

    thats why the 609 is the perfect blend, the mythical "central jersey" does exist people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:14pm

    FINALLY! 9:11 HAS IT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:39pm

    YOUR A FUCKING DUMB BITCH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:55pm

    fucking retards in jersey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:04pm

    omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:18pm

    owww. my clit hurts. make the pain stop x.c

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:13pm

    Ouchhhh this made me hurt a little down theree

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:30pm

    i love living in south jersey !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:10am

    Oow... That. Made. Me. Cry. Just. Thinking. Abuug it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:07pm

    i am SO sorry...my penis prays that you can get surgery for that...women deserve pleasure...ouch~!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:44am

    i have a 609 and i'm definitely from central jersey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:05am

    Omg i cringed reading this...damn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:40am

    Please explain how shaving makes you a whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:09pm

    ouch!! yeah, people need to lay off. do they not realize that "RIP clitoris" was supposed to be a funny exaggeration and not what actually happened? but shoot any sort of pain down there is awful!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:04am

    How the hell does anyone rate that a good night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:49pm

    Ååjar ikke tiden? And what is a clitoris?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:21am

    I'm afraid that's going to happen to me >:( I think about it everytime I shave my Vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:27pm

    impossible... seriously? why would you be shaving your clit, hair does NOT grow there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:42am

    You seriously must be retarded. You know hair doesn't grow your clit right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:49pm

    Ouch. I think I'm feeling sympathy pains in places I don't even have. O.o

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:42am

    609 sucks. I hate it here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:32am

    Jesus Christ help you....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:53pm

    I've done that :( Took a little bit out of it :( :( :( It now has a tiny scar, and boyfriends are always like WHAT IS THAT. Such bad times, I feel your pain <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:03pm

    U PEOPLE R REALLY QUITE IGNORANT!

  • Submitted by kyui13 on Jul 25, 10 at 12:58pm

    No. NO. NO! God, WHY?! I mean.... My legs crossed over each other when I read this. Worst. Night. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:34am

    shit ya. I'd eat that twat but that'd be a mite redundant,eh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:36pm

    Once this happened to me ... I was shaving down there, and when i went to reposition myself, I almost slipped, causing the razor to nick a part of my clit. Owww x 1000000!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:35pm

    i think you should go to a gynocologist :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:05am

    that happened to my nipple once if it was half as painful as that was im so terribley sorry

    • Submitted by xoxkrriistennxo on Jul 24, 10 at 2:50am

      ...WTF wtf were you doing shaving your nipple?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:51pm

    Dear lord, be careful down there. Well, erm...at least...it's more sensitive now? I really like that people are giving advice and defending the girl that hurt herself. Darling, watch your hands. Easy as that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:45pm

    Oh gosh...sucks to be you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:25pm

    TERRIBLE NIGHT omg i am so sorry haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:15pm

    wtf thats my area code!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:56pm

    omgggggggggggggg, i'm like cringing so bad right now, i'm never shaving again WAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:04am

    11:58 Using scissors? Just before the "big shave"?? There should only be one of those, and that should be the first one... Trimmers trim. I'm pretty sure he wants you smooth. Whoever used the word "funpouch" is my new hero. 12:39...only out of line considering that in her condition, ow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:59pm

    You obviously haven't been to north Jersey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:50pm

    "U PEOPLE R REALLY QUITE IGNORANT! " - o rly? idiot. I am embarrassed to be a Jersey girl. We get a bad rep, and South Jersey is the reason.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:26pm

    USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:26am

    ummmm it has a hood, so maybe you didn't get the actual clit? but jesus christ, what the FUCK were you shaving in that area for? there's no hair!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:38pm

    AMEN 7:27... if this an issue, you shouldn't have any hair down there yet to worry about shaving.

  • Submitted by jb2347 on Aug 1, 10 at 5:23am

    omg i read this 15 minutes ago and im still like crying :( im scared to keep shaving there now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:56am

    WORST NIGHT :| that hurts to think about

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:41am

    Man that made me hurt a little down there. I would suggest avoiding the clit with a brand new razor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:57pm

    sweet jesus..............

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:08am

    just the THOUGHT of that makes me cringe. ....and i'm still cringing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:46pm

    AWWWGGGGHHHH...AWHGh...AAWHAWGHRHHGH...AWKRLTRRRHHHRGH...RGH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:48pm

    i need a follow up here! I wanna if she's peed yet? i betcha its gonna burn like a bitch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:45pm

    isn't that like female circumcision? there would be no more pleasure in sex after that! omg that would be terrible. and even if you are being extra careful and paying tremendous amounts of attention there are still MANY ways one could slip and accidentally hit that. I'm scared i'm going to do that constantly! I'm so sorry for anyone thats happened to...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:56am

    hahahahahah that is fucking halrious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:29pm

    why do people always say these texts are fake? obviously someone actually wrote these, so why wouldn't they have actually sent them as a text? and in case you have never looked at the area around a vagina, it's about 2 1/2 inches across. a razor is about 1 1/2. it's very possible to get a cut on any area in between. I'm sure she didn't mean she actually cut it off, but i bet it sure as hell felt like it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:56pm

    holy fuck.Sympathy pains! Thats horrible,i am not officially afraid to shave thank you.My clit is crying for your loss.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:49pm

    OMG I am ALWAYS afraid this is going to happen to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:59pm

    Ha ha!! 8:56 I love you!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:19pm

    OUCH!!!! That cannot be good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:20pm

    OMG EPIC FAILURE!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:36pm

    A fail so epic, it is almost a win. Actually, no. That is ill painful. Ha. Razor - 1 Vag!na - 0

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:50am

    1247 that sucks my uncle died from aids

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:27pm

    i agree with 11:18, rub that bleeding mini dick clit all over my FACE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:07pm

    south jersey is the bestt. & ouch.

  • Submitted by bfchkbach on Aug 1, 10 at 3:29pm

    time to ease your sorrows by finding someone that knows how to work a g-spot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:53am

    11:05 this proves you don't have a clit. Girls cut their clits while shaving at least once in their lifetime. I have and it burns when anything touches it water piss your panties. It just hurts like a bitch. So yes this is probably true since the clit like you said has many nerves.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 7:17pm

    wow. that really made my dick hurt... that sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:03am

    the thought of that pain makes me wanna finger my butthole :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:48am

    haha, my clit is normal!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:02am

    OW OW OOOOOWWWWWWWWWW.........my clit hurts just thinking about this........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:22pm

    I'll add my- "Ouch. Feel better soon." to the list.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:28pm

    So sorry for you. : (

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:55pm

    new jersey ! but i'm from Philly !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:25pm

    I'll play doctor with u ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:57pm

    This makes my vag hurt. I feel your pain, I'm sorryyyy. ...cringe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:18pm

    she didnt fricking cut it off. i bet its real.. i thought about this last time i was shaving its totally possible

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:40am

    And thatis why we should kill perverts dude wa Nts to see cut clit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:56pm

    there are no words to describe just how sorry I feel for you right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:14pm

    Oh. Good. Lord. Thats just terrible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:38am

    Dude this was on TWI (texting while intoxicated) wow owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that must hurt like a moths fucka!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:30pm

    911 and 917 - that's why you pull the lips taut with one hand and shave carefully with the other. the razor should never touch your clitoris.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am

    Ew learn how to shave better dip shit I bet it's because your vagina is nasty and crusty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:02am

    try being infibulated

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:29pm

    What a waste of a good thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:12pm

    holy shit! thank god it'll heal. who knows maybe it'll even be more sensitive haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:36pm

    When you use a new razor, shave your legs first to dull it a bit.

  • Submitted by redhawk37 on Jul 8, 10 at 1:12am

    Sweet Jesus. This hurts to read. And I'm a guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:47pm

    ignore the retards who seem to think u cant accidentally slip w/ a razor i am so so sorry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 1:52am

    dude, i'm a guy and that made me cringe, i slashed my ballsack once

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:16pm

    11:44 way to be an understanding guy. ... at least I hope you're a guy...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:47am

    12:41 how did you know, and it's only aids so i'm good... right..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:44pm

    sympathy pains. here's to a speedy recovery, and in the mean time let's hope you don't get horny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:48pm

    10:40 your gross, and in my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:08am

    Lol 6:06am yea she can still have kids xD and she was shaving there to look pretty xP haha ouchie that sucks tho :/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:29am

    Dude!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!! Pain! Gah im gonna take up waxing. Screw that! O and ppl sayin theres no hair , you guys are morons. Its not a very big area! And asking how to getpee on it? Do u rly think ur pee doesnt touch anything down there? Then y do u have to wipe?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:50pm

    agreed, onnnly in south jersey. ahahah.

  • Submitted by ratowitz on Aug 27, 10 at 1:16pm

    You must not know how to properly shave down there if your clitoris is now RIP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:20pm

    Hahahhahahahaha classic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:08am

    oh gosh... OUCH!!! horrible night... R.I.P. enjoying sex... :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:20pm

    I'm a guy and this one hurts...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:13am

    4:13.. You fucking creep.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:09pm

    ^ Horribly addition to society.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:48pm

    ohmygod. that's painful even to read about..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:01pm

    ouch...should invest in a wax instead

  • Submitted by Jillymo on Sep 28, 10 at 1:05am

    OMG ..... I've done this, it REALLY, REALLY HURTS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:19pm

    I honestly just cried a little.. This is horrible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:25am

    9:11 makes the most sence in this crazy mixed up world where clit nicks are possible :S

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:22am

    Very glad that there are some intelligent people out there, 9:11 is my hero. All the ones calling this out, are probably guys, or pre-pubescent girls who have no idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:41am

    OH YA, IT'S GONNA BURN WHEN YOU PEE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:36am

    that's got to hurt more than getting a q-tip shoved up in there...

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 1:58pm

    Damn! ooohhh honey i feel for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:37pm

    Am I the only one who thinks this is fake? I mean, why would you be shaving your clit? And even if you sleep, you can't shave it OFF

  • Submitted by goldenlocks17 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:53pm

    ewwwwwwwwwwwww omggg I'm sorry

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:48pm

    omg this made me hurt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:06pm

    OH DEAR LORD. upon reading this, i shut my legs tight instinctively.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:02am

    99% of the people commenting are what now? If you're gonna insult someone at least have the decency to spell retarDed right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:19pm

    But you must have cum sooooo HARD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:18pm

    Ahahahahahahahah that's so unfortunate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:32pm

    my vagina now hurts thinking about this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 6:42pm

    AHHHHH! TMI BITCH!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:42pm

    Ahh.. :|

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:57pm

    How do u possibly rip that up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:57am

    fuck, if i were you i would just end it jump off a roof or something that sucks so hard

  • Submitted by juiceyjerry on Jun 28, 10 at 12:00am

    Thisshould be worst night ever not the cheating birthday present

  • Submitted by LoXoXo on Aug 8, 10 at 5:47pm

    Dang I hate it when that happens :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:42am

    and you were shaving your clit why? there isn't hair on the clit...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:11am

    This makes me cringe!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 8:33pm

    YOU Are all fucking Stupid suck my dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:38am

    Represent. South jersey!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:53pm

    I am a guy and puked in my mouth a little bit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:25pm

    no more pleasure for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:40pm

    I gasped so loudly my throat now hurts. I've got all these terrible sympathy pains, and can't quit squeezing my legs together in an attempt to protect myself. Good God, no more razors for me.. .Holy CRAP, that have freaking HURT..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:23pm

    i've read this a few times and every time i do, i cringe :/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:38pm

    close to my area down south New Jersey, all I can say is dumb Jersey bitch

  • Submitted by JJ4577 on Apr 29, 11 at 5:58am

    Get it? Rip?

  • Submitted by mc_filthy on May 23, 10 at 6:48am

    Fuck that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:57am

    God damn. Worst thing I have ever read on here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:18am

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :O

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:37pm

    lmfaoooo was it really dat hairy you didnt see yur clit?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:47am

    Haha yeahhhhhhhhhhhh 60999

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:48pm

    I wonder what the though process is once you've done something like that. I'm guessing "Oh Shi-".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:18pm

    Oh lord. Please, please let this be fake. I may never be able to shave again!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:19pm

    i actually just twitched in my religion class when i read that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:34am

    this has to be a joke..im gnna barf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:49am

    11:07 that was sweet!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:55pm

    Just threw up a little bit. Sorry about that, lady.

  • Submitted by alex38c on Jun 13, 11 at 6:18pm

    Il kiss it better!!!!!

  • Submitted by youchoob on Feb 10, 10 at 1:59pm

    DUDE! I cringed so hard after reading this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:31pm

    This is the worst thing I've ever heard I almost threw up. And I'm a guy. I cry for you every night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:59pm

    Lolololololololololololllolololol suxx to be you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:05pm

    OHMYGOD. D: Ouch. Understatement :\ Gaah, I'm still cringing Dx

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:59am

    cheers to 2.22, hmm, for alll those people who says there is no hair there. THERE IS HAIR AROUND THE CLITORIS! i repeat. AROUND THE CLITORIS .

  • Submitted by xdyingtidex on Feb 2, 11 at 8:41pm

    It's a pun. :D

  • Submitted by FlippyFloppies81 on Apr 18, 10 at 11:26pm

    Whoever asked what a clitoris is, is a ruhtard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:12pm

    i keep myself 100% clean shaven, i use a razor as well and yet i still can't see how she could have cut her clit. i have nicked myself on other parts, but if you pay attention to what u are doing you should never cut the clit. if that really did happen you should no longer be allowed to use a razor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:54am

    I am a guy and i nearly shed a tear for this girl.....that would have to be a life changing event....i mean damn

  • Submitted by FaithfulFailure on Apr 15, 10 at 12:29am

    maybe she slipped?\nmaybe its Maybeline xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:24am

    Hahahahahahahahahgahaahhaaaa I just laughed so hard that tears were pouring out of my sockets

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:44pm

    reason #32443 why I don't care if girls don't shave

  • Submitted by jorykusy on Dec 17, 11 at 1:46pm

    It's like not being able to laugh again, but instead of laughing its orgasms

  • Submitted by chrissylovin on Oct 11, 10 at 1:33am

    After reading this, I clinched my legs so tight. Ahhhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:09am

    Of course its from my area. Moorearown

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:27pm

    omg...but...what now?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:17pm

    OH MY GOD WHY Why the hell weren't you paying attention?! How could you NOT be paying attention!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:54pm

    7:00. God if that were possible...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:34pm

    That made my vagina hurt..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:40pm

    Pics or it didn't happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:12pm

    i keep myself 100% clean shaven, i use a razor as well and yet i still can't see how she could have cut her clit. i have nicked myself on other parts, but if you pay attention to what u are doing you should never cut the clit. if that really did happen you should no longer be allowed to use a razor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:13pm

    AHHHHHH! this makes me CRINGE!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:00pm

    HAIR DOESNT EVEN GROW ON YOUR CLIT.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:53pm

    I'm a guy and my crotch is still having sympathy pains. Fuck, that must have hurt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:58pm

    7:48- why would peeing burn? you don't pee from your clitoris, smart one.

  • Submitted by Lovemonk on Apr 10, 10 at 10:55am

    Ahahahaha brilliant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:53am

    It's a shame Shave for comfortability and attractiveness Then ruin urself as a woman

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:02am

    AHHHHHHHHH THATS TERRIBLE

  • Submitted by lexybaby20 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:11pm

    my clit just screamed in pain,\nim sorry for your los

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:11pm

    False?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:54pm

    THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SHAVING THE FRUIT OF GOD'S GENIUS YOU WANTON HARLOT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:34pm

    609 is definitely not just central jersey, i have a 609 number and i'm from south. and i've been to north jersey and i am not impressed. it's all industrial and smells like a shit factory.

  • Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Jul 4, 10 at 4:55am

    I'm a dude and OMG I feel sorry for you. Praying this one is fake...

  • Submitted by hellskitten on May 3, 10 at 9:02pm

    my clit weeps for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:31pm

    I'm with ya 953

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:17am

    My jaw straight hit the floor when I read this one. Don't worry though, I'm sure it'll close again sometime in February. Can't even begin to tell you how sorry I am to hear about that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:18pm

    11/19--7:37..... Not everyone has a clit.

  • Submitted by BadWolf0040 on Mar 7, 10 at 11:36pm

    Sad, sad, sad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:00pm

    So... Did it grow back?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:30am

    Where's the clitoris? Lollie won't tell me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 1:49pm

    Nooooooo not the clit! Save yourelf and wax we need ur g-spot

  • Submitted by lordwar on Mar 12, 10 at 11:05pm

    Wtf thats just not right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:39pm

    FUCK!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! your poor Vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:46pm

    Omg. Ouch...I hurt for you lol

  • Submitted by totums76 on Aug 7, 10 at 3:09am

    Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

  • Submitted by Anyxe on Jun 14, 10 at 10:11pm

    On the plus side, you now have much more room to invest in a penis :)

  • Submitted by dylan1919 on May 10, 10 at 3:11am

    Ouwe haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:45pm

    I told my gf about this post and started laughing and she said.. That's not funny I did that this morning.. Needless to say it won't be happening till it heals :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:05pm

    Sounds awesome!!!1111

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:20pm

    OUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by smexybexy19 on Jun 23, 10 at 2:11am

    oh my god i got sick reading this...

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    Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Apr 29, 10 at 1:38pm

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:57am

    I just cringed with pain

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:25am

    God Almighty. I am so sorry.

  • Submitted by q8pvqqjt2f on Jun 4, 10 at 3:41am

    My dick weeps for your clit :D (get it? I'M CUMMING!!!!). HA!

  • Submitted by zozo on May 11, 10 at 6:43pm

    Omg.... No words to describe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:03am

    Owww :( that sucks..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:54pm

    3:15 is a sick motherfucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:16am

    This mAkes me wince :/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:00pm

    Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha omg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:11pm

    nooooooo....i've always feared of doing that!!!!

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Jun 25, 10 at 10:07pm

    Holy shit that's a terrible night!

  • Submitted by buckthornton on Jan 11, 10 at 9:15am

    Fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:41am

    i really do feel bad for u......ima guy and i mean jst. damn.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:05am

    Wow this made me cringe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:59pm

    i hope it didn't bleed long.. ouccccchhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:29pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sucks for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:40pm

    Ugh I criged when I read this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:09pm

    11:57 RIP = rest in piece, not she ripped her clitoris like paper. Though, that would be interesting too

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    Submitted by youralcoholicdad on Aug 3, 10 at 11:20pm

    It's funny cause it's gone hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 6:08pm

    Omg!! Sorry to here bout tht Ima b mor careful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 4:48pm

    damn the pain must be....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:55am

    this is sad on so many levels

  • Submitted by Zekey on Nov 27, 10 at 1:39pm

    My face went Gaadjhdjjxuj

  • Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 7:07am

    Ouch!!!!!! Omfg!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:07am

    I'm a dude and holyyyyyy shit, feel bad for you

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    Submitted by beastguy8 on Sep 3, 11 at 3:28am

    I'm sorry I'm a dude and my gf doesnt shave but it was a nice gesture for whoever

  • Submitted by ChucklingMadcap on Jul 10, 10 at 10:10pm

    Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

  • Submitted by softball17 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:16am

    Aha, I was reading this to a guy friend. Once I read it, I started cringing really bad because I cannot imagine that. I was like "that would hurt sooo goddamn bad," and he goes "I know what you mean," and I laughed and was like "NOOOO you do not." lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:53pm

    If only you could see the horrified look on my face. I'd like to see the look on the next guy to go down on you's face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:54pm

    I really... really don't understand how you can shave your clit. I mean Jesus.

  • Submitted by mitsyme on Dec 20, 10 at 11:00pm

    OUCH!

  • Submitted by forgetmenot318 on May 5, 10 at 11:57pm

    My god I'm so sorry

  • Submitted by Youngblood2142 on Mar 5, 10 at 11:31pm

    Did you burry it yet? RIP clitoris.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:11am

    Maybe she has an elongated clit... I ran into a couple of those in my time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:06am

    holy shit! holy fucking shit! i literally twitched when i read this. i am sooo sorry. does this mean you cant have kids? i am so sorry. btw why the fuck were you shaving down there?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:20pm

    Brazilian Waxes are a girls (guys like it to) best friend. Fuck Diamonds...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:04pm

    BAD NIGHT BAD NIGHT BAD NIGHT you poor thing :( even if you think it's a bit exaggerated people, the thought of just nicking it still gives me shivers.

  • Submitted by smurf728 on May 11, 10 at 8:14am

    Ouch and I'm a guy

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    Submitted by thirstyk on Nov 23, 10 at 7:41pm

    Good god. Id kill myself right then and there.

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    Submitted by 23114 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:44am

    haha sheet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:44am

    noooooooooo Skin = thin...not a race

  • Submitted by vrctybaby17 on Sep 3, 10 at 3:30pm

    Oh my God i am soo sorry! I closed my legs and cringed when i read this. Oh owww my clitoris is sad for yours!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 11:51pm

    ow, ow, fuckity, ow!

  • Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on Jul 25, 10 at 12:27am

    Im a guy and thats like cuttin into ur dick, FUCK

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:01pm

    Dude just get laser hair removal, it's fantastic!! Never hav to shave or wax it ever again ;)))

  • Submitted by hankmoody on Jan 18, 11 at 10:36pm

    I hope this is fake because really how does a chick cut her clitoris with a razor and have the wherewithal to text her BFF about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:08pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sucks 4u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:04pm

    please you would all still go down on it

  • Submitted by gony2 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:24am

    Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:35pm

    Does it look like a piece of bubble gum now?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:52pm

    AHHHH ohhhhh my lord I'm getting shivers thinking about that ahhhhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:49pm

    Fake. Written by a 13-year-old boy in some spare bedroom somewhere, telling all his friends to look at what he got everyone to talk about on texts from last night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:24pm

    LMao... Awesome job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:28am

    You ignorant fuck! Learn how to spell "does"!!!

  • Submitted by cdp506 on Apr 19, 10 at 10:21am

    Ahahahaha shitt! No more feeling for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:05pm

    fake. if she mutalated her clit she would die. the clit clit has 8000 nerve endings. dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:56am

    my clit hurts just thinking about that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:03pm

    how could a jersey girl be dumb enough to do this. way to not represent!

  • Submitted by lolmaster on Jan 12, 11 at 8:23pm

    That sucks pussy. No pun intended. LAWLZZZzzzzzzzzz.

  • 84 59
    Submitted by minivandy on Dec 28, 10 at 12:31am

    I saw this on FML you copying fucks

  • Submitted by Barbie6961 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:28pm

    WHO says GOOD night to this?! EXACTLY!!! yuck

  • Submitted by johnnykid on Mar 23, 10 at 9:07pm

    Ohihohdamnnnnn

  • 98 89
    Submitted by colan08 on Nov 11, 10 at 10:28pm

    I'm gonna fucking vomit!

  • 83 59
    Submitted by hockeypuckhead on Jul 11, 10 at 3:43pm

    It hurts just reading this

  • Submitted by nina21194 on Jun 26, 10 at 12:22pm

    I am so sorry my clitoris is mourning urs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:06am

    You have got to be one unique individual to grow hair on your clit. I wish you luck on future relationships =/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:49pm

    its actually female castration, i believe, or considered something along that line

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:06am

    That is nasty lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:05am

    She probably just cut the area around it. Hair doesnt grow by your clit. Well at least around mine it doesnt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:39pm

    RIP is fake. You do know that in ancient times and even now some Middle Eastern cultures thought cliterectomies were the way to keep women from enjoying sex. Men still have a long way to go

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 9:42pm

    OH SHI- CAN IT BE REATTACHED OR SOMETHING?! IS THERE NO SENSATION???!

  • Submitted by samschles on Jan 15, 11 at 9:34am

    Ilovethis

  • 87 69
    Submitted by BricyB on Oct 30, 10 at 10:53pm

    This hurts and I have a dick..

  • Submitted by SlingMingFee on Mar 13, 10 at 5:08pm

    

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:47pm

    my legs just clamped together in horror. i am so sorry. thats probably the worst thing i could think of happening

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:33pm

    hahaha 625 niiiice...and my friend, i am a guy, and i am so sorry, i hope everything turns out well for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:46pm

    Owwwww! That made my eyes water. I've nicked myself shaving down there before, but NOTHING lie that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:09pm

    Fail.

  • Submitted by samschles on Jan 19, 11 at 12:46pm

    R.I.P. Sex life

  • 75 47
    Submitted by truthnevertold on Jun 26, 10 at 8:16am

    OUCH! fuckYOURlife.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:03pm

    I would have died...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:11pm

    Who sent this? ...Hillary Clinton?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:30pm

    Oh my god. I'm cringing!!!!! Ewwwww! FYL!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:31am

    Karma is a bitch isn't it?!? I can only imagine what you did to deserve such a thing. Or maybe "god" is telling you to give that funpouch a break.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:57pm

    South jersey is the reason?! No. North jersey is re reason where everyones in the fuching mafia and the turnpike smells like ass. South jersey is like fuckin farmland.

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 22, 10 at 8:15pm

    Oh man. Ouch...!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:29pm

    My nuts just contracted back into me as I thought about it....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:28am

    I can help you with the pain . ♫♪♫♪

  • 78 55
    Submitted by bubblegumpop13 on Sep 21, 10 at 8:24pm

    wow there are some really stupid comments, pee out of your clit? no hair? but anyway, im guessing it was more of a cut than it being totally gone, but that had to hurt like hell, i mean clits are so sensitive...i cant even imagine the pain :( but at least its not like in one of those countries where they seriously get rid of the girls clit...disgusting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:01pm

    Where u from I live by AC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:15pm

    That is a whole new level of hurt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:51am

    Only a jersey girl.... 609!

  • Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:11am

    Oh, What's goin' on in my pants?\n\nP.S. After typing this i heard my parents doing it across the hall. Stupid parents ruining bon- nevermind.

  • 78 56
    Submitted by sheepwithnolegs on Jun 28, 10 at 5:16pm

    OUCH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:08pm

    now I'm going to think about this every time I shave...one slip and you've ruined your life [shudder]

  • 84 69
    Submitted by x3danicax3 on Jun 15, 10 at 6:39pm

    figures that's 609

  • Submitted by PaNkY on Feb 21, 10 at 5:00pm

    what the fuck?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:00pm

    Hardly. This is why female circumcisions are done with scalpels and not razors. BTW, if the fate of humankind is resting on the people who post their texts on this site, I think I'm going to need that razor.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:49pm

    OP!!! Is it gone? Or just damaged? Cuz I like a challenge and I'm hung like a moose bby I'll get u off for sure!!!

  • 75 52
    Submitted by babylove0512 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:37pm

    Unfortunatly I've done the same thing but I only nicked my clot thank god so just kno u ain't the only one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:48am

    Omg, can't read this anymore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:30pm

    Ouch I feel bad for you.. But how did you manage to shave over your clit? Disinfect it or else it'll hurt longer

  • 73 49
    Submitted by mofosupastar on Apr 21, 11 at 12:20am

    I like it Like that!!

  • Submitted by sheepwithnolegs on Jun 28, 10 at 5:24pm

    immagine getting a piercing there people

  • 77 57
    Submitted by mousehellsing on Apr 29, 10 at 12:23am

    O_____________o

  • Submitted by NatyBAMF on Mar 21, 10 at 12:25am

    Ouch!

  • 72 49
    Submitted by peedailey on Oct 15, 10 at 11:17pm

    it can get cut off, I thought they were made out of wishes and protected by Vagethula, goddess of great shit

  • 87 80
    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Dec 12, 10 at 5:19pm

    im not even a chick and that made me cringe...

  • 68 43
    Submitted by TWEAKnCHA on Jul 12, 11 at 1:14pm

    U should respect that i just put the positive votes to 420 :)

  • 70 47
    Submitted by yowza on Jan 19, 11 at 12:50am

    idk, my BFF Jill?

  • Submitted by allstarcutie123 on Dec 29, 10 at 10:54am

    Ohhh.... Yikes.. That hurts me to hear that! I am sorry to hear that!

  • Submitted by gmans94 on Aug 14, 10 at 3:56am

    this must have been a CLITastrophe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:46pm

    Love when little kids post and say...dies that mean you can't have kids??? No you dumb asses. Shouldn't even be on this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:41am

    did u cut that bad boy right off?

  • 66 40
    Submitted by BP_DRGN on Jun 25, 11 at 6:21pm

    That's it. I'm making Clitoris Appreciation Day.

  • 87 83
    Submitted by rcking1110 on Dec 29, 10 at 3:16pm

    *feels himself explode everywhere, not able to take it anymore*

  • 88 85
    Submitted by blahfreakinblah on Sep 17, 10 at 2:00am

    Ahh I'm still getting chills .. Poor poor guy!!

  • 73 55
    Submitted by richgirl03 on Jun 8, 10 at 3:07am

    That fuckin sucks.

  • 65 40
    Submitted by bee222 on May 7, 11 at 10:24am

    Oooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!

  • 72 54
    Submitted by SamMarduk on Mar 15, 11 at 11:03pm

    Im a man and this makes me cringe

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Nanou on Jun 29, 10 at 9:07pm

    Oh. My. God.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:34am

    In soviet Russia clitoris's shave you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:04am

    You stay classy New Jersey!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:45am

    So at leastappreciate when we shave our balls for you... Eberyone had a first shave time...

  • 68 47
    Submitted by legitsky on Mar 7, 11 at 6:47pm

    Ouch. And I'm a guy

  • 77 65
    Submitted by messuup09 on Jul 29, 10 at 4:50am

    Damn that makes me hurt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:37pm

    Ahh.. Oh God. Oh Jesus, I... I can't wipe the image away!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:22pm

    oh SHIT. hahahaha oh my god.

  • 65 43
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 11:56am

    Ouch...

  • 67 47
    Submitted by puppy13 on Mar 13, 11 at 9:43pm

    Tell her shut up and you have big ass

  • 65 43
    Submitted by DTFhard on Mar 5, 11 at 2:48pm

    ROFL at all the people who think there's no hair near the clit...

  • Submitted by partygirlofLSL on Mar 10, 10 at 5:04pm

    UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn thats nasty probably just to nasty so it ran into the razors:)

  • 67 48
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Feb 6, 11 at 11:34pm

    I dont hav a clit, but just the thought of cutting something DOWN THERE makes me cringe.

  • 69 52
    Submitted by noneman47 on Jan 23, 11 at 12:53pm

    I cringed and shivered at this and I'm a dude, that must be like getting repeatedly kicked in the balls...... With a knife

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Jillymo on Sep 28, 10 at 1:09am

    OMG ..... I've done this, it REALLY, REALLY HURTS! A little sliver of skin stuck in the razor, very bad.

  • 84 82
    Submitted by sarasunshinee on Mar 14, 10 at 8:23pm

    WTF. We.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:52pm

    Dumb bitch deserved it

  • 64 43
    Submitted by Ambz on May 28, 11 at 10:33pm

    And NEVER EVER get shaving cream in there... yea. i shivered too!!

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 6:56pm

    Fake. Fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:12pm

    We're not idiots Jeff.

  • 63 42
    Submitted by B27 on May 14, 11 at 5:25pm

    Well if you need help shaving give me a call

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Shockker on Feb 13, 11 at 12:45am

    Shuda had a V8

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 3:57pm

    Hey does it like grow back or something?

  • 90 96
    Submitted by robby702 on Apr 27, 10 at 3:03pm

    My clit hurt... and im a guy :S

  • Submitted by BraxtonB69 on Apr 20, 10 at 1:44am

    Well its her clit, maybe she is kinky an likes the pain 

  • 69 55
    Submitted by bob23 on Sep 23, 10 at 10:02pm

    Holy shit that musta hurt!

  • 70 57
    Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Jul 19, 10 at 11:26pm

    imagine shaving ur ball hair and hair above ur dick and cutting ur dick half way through. :O

  • 80 77
    Submitted by PIMP on Feb 25, 10 at 12:26pm

    I want to say thank you for posting that. I'm way more carefull when I shave my naughty bits. Thank you!

  • 64 46
    Submitted by gorgeousredhead on Apr 11, 11 at 9:27pm

    and this is yet another motivation to not shave down there! bikini line always, but really my vagina doesn't need to be bald. I'm not five.

  • 68 54
    Submitted by robynne on Jan 6, 11 at 4:34pm

    Ouuuuuch

  • 67 52
    Submitted by daking on Oct 6, 10 at 3:56pm

    For the dumbass who said girls don't pee out of a clitoris: you're a retard. That is the main difference between men and women. They have a clit, we have a dick. A dick is just a really big clit. So therefore they do pee out through there

  • Submitted by kadinz on Feb 12, 10 at 4:53pm

    i gotta say about 99% of these people are retarted on here, SHE WAS NOT SHAVING HER CLIT. its basically a way of saying...she accidently hit the good part of the vagina while shaving the....hairy part, it sucks..i read it and laughed but at the same time...it sounds so painful :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:31am

    June 22, 2009 6:25PM lets try chopping off your dick and see whats going through your mind then eh??

  • 63 45
    Submitted by trizzle88 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:58pm

    I wanted to thumbs this up because how great the post is but ugh omfg everytime I read it lol how bad is it....is it stiff fun to fuck

  • 66 51
    Submitted by denimhero on Feb 13, 11 at 11:10pm

    Buy...new...dull...razor…

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 20, 10 at 1:21pm

    it is difficult to buy dull razors you know.

  • 64 47
    Submitted by songsfrom on Aug 31, 10 at 9:28pm

    SONG! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8XpLtqzWTo

  • 65 50
    Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 2:40am

    BadMitch will kiss it better, www.badmitch.com

  • 62 44
    Submitted by cumbuckt on Feb 9, 11 at 3:28am

    http://tiwysingle.tumblr.com/

  • 69 58
    Submitted by ReiMichele on Dec 31, 10 at 2:53pm

    Oh my god. Ouch.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by heeybrii on Oct 3, 10 at 9:38am

    lmfao. I'm a girl

  • 78 76
    Submitted by PK87 on Jun 28, 10 at 7:16pm

    i am so sorry. for your pain and your loss. seriously, all us women weep for you.

  • Submitted by MrSarcastic on Jan 19, 10 at 10:13am

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DDDDDDDDDDDDx

  • 68 57
    Submitted by purp2010 on Nov 11, 10 at 11:43pm

    Ewwwww

  • 80 81
    Submitted by alexballer09 on May 5, 10 at 10:47am

    Ooooh shit!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:25pm

    8( I freaked the hell out when I read this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:59pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • 61 44
    Submitted by adah on Feb 7, 12 at 10:40pm

    Bich the pain

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:35am

    Oh my god.Ouch. :(

  • 61 45
    Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 16, 11 at 1:58pm

    Heh...whores...

  • 82 87
    Submitted by SierraVee_ on Aug 5, 10 at 10:02pm

    Tragety.

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:01pm

    609. Thats where i live..i nvr want pain like that

  • 61 46
    Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 7, 11 at 4:22pm

    BadMitch will kiss it better, www.badmitch.com

  • 61 46
    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:02pm

    Nice

  • 62 48
    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:40am

    Honestly, some people have it pieced and I think that would hurt! I'm am so sorry! "We have all gathered here today..."

  • 59 42
    Submitted by DTFhard on Mar 5, 11 at 2:48pm

    ROFL at all the people who think there's no hair near the clit...

  • 64 52
    Submitted by SpeedFreakk on Nov 4, 10 at 2:13am

    Ow ow ow ow owwwwww

  • 60 45
    Submitted by snoodle99 on Jul 8, 11 at 11:50pm

    Owwwwwwww my dick hurts thinking about that. Oh! And by the way! Did u ever think about what it's like having a 6.5 dick up ur ass? Stop to think about that next time u have sex.....

  • 85 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:40am

    Someone has an outset vagina :S

  • 63 52
    Submitted by LLL87 on May 13, 12 at 1:23am

    Waxing will only tear your skin if you don't pull the skin tight before removing the wax strip. Also if the wax is to hot, it can burn you badly and take off some skin. Waxing in that area should be done with a certain wax that only sticks to the hair, and if you get someone who knows what they are doing. It shouldn't even hurt that badly.

  • 59 44
    Submitted by Nlegit618 on Oct 5, 11 at 6:08pm

    Clit only takes a week to heal, no if a guy gashed his open it'd be around 6 months to a year, if were not exaggerating here.

  • 58 42
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Mar 27, 11 at 7:32pm

    im scared to shave now. my clit weeps for u. i can feel it getting wet....lol

  • 58 42
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 4, 11 at 8:06pm

    My vag hurts so bad right now. I am so sorry!

  • 66 58
    Submitted by aussiedude on Dec 9, 10 at 11:48pm

    Yjjju

  • 80 86
    Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jun 30, 10 at 9:21pm

    I knowwwww righttt agh

  • 59 45
    Submitted by badmitch on May 22, 11 at 6:44am

    she cut her pussy, www.badmitch.com

  • 58 44
    Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Nov 28, 11 at 11:22pm

    Lol.

  • 63 54
    Submitted by zachneedg on Jan 3, 11 at 11:43am

    Fake!

  • Submitted by 365 on Jul 31, 10 at 12:55pm

    Omg :( travisty

  • 78 85
    Submitted by kingdiddy6133 on May 25, 10 at 12:25am

    Ouch girl that sucks :(

  • 78 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:41pm

    Oh my god I'm so sorry

  • 55 40
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:12pm

    Oh no! that's tragic :'( my cock weeps for you!

  • 55 40
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 9, 11 at 4:45pm

    I am so glad that my boyfriend and I don't expect each other to shave. *shudders*

  • 59 48
    Submitted by armor8k8piercing on May 23, 11 at 12:28am

    Wow,I know this girl and let me tell yah, her clitoris is 30% gone and 50% scarey looking.

  • 79 88
    Submitted by jakeandbake on Sep 29, 10 at 11:22am

    I'm sorry ha

  • 70 70
    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 9:56pm

    My clit hurt after reading this..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:08pm

    Only in 609 hahaha dumb hillbillies!!!

  • 58 47
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:30pm

    Oh good god

  • 78 87
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 7:07am

    Ouch!!!!!! Omfg!!!!!!!!

  • 61 54
    Submitted by VintageLyrics on Sep 19, 10 at 9:16pm

    OUCH!

  • 58 49
    Submitted by oliviagily on Mar 10, 11 at 7:05pm

    Just had a mental image... I am SO SO SO SO sorry

  • 61 55
    Submitted by suggee on Jun 9, 10 at 3:46am

    I laughed, sorry.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by clairedxxxx on Mar 25, 12 at 5:17am

    Why would u even broadcast this. Ew!

  • 55 44
    Submitted by noof25 on Nov 28, 11 at 2:52pm

    Shaving your snatch with a straight edge is never a good idea

  • 59 52
    Submitted by n_tonks on Aug 29, 11 at 4:19am

    ARG!!!! That sounds horrible! I share the pain with you, although I don't have this exact body part, but a male counterpart... Receiving cutting damage one of the most sensitive spots makes one flesh crawl, no matter, if one is man or woman. I hope, that there won't be sever permanent damage... SHUDDER!!!

  • 71 77
    Submitted by showstopper on Jan 28, 11 at 12:01pm

    Bye bye orgasms

  • Submitted by FlippyFloppies81 on Apr 18, 10 at 11:22pm

    I hope she has healed. I almost teared up when I read this. That has got to suck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 27, 10 at 10:56am

    1;49. Your g-spot is inside your vag just FYI.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:16pm

    Fake. First, all razors are sharp. They're razors. This person didn't somehow get hold of one sharper than others. Second, there is no hair on your clitoris, thus no reason to shave it.

  • 52 40
    Submitted by LibbieAnne123 on Aug 5, 12 at 7:40am

    Damn girl.., my clit feels for u sends its love :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:12pm

    omfg ouchh!!!! i feel SOOO BAD for you!

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 10 at 12:22pm

    @ sept. 17 2;00 Pretty damn sure it's a guy.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by monkeylove28 on Jul 21, 11 at 6:29pm

    It's called "don't shave ur clitoris"

  • 54 47
    Submitted by luke_304 on Apr 22, 12 at 11:24am

    Idk what to say to this..

  • 72 83
    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Jul 17, 10 at 3:03pm

    never orgasimng again......... id be a drug addict

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:50am

    i had a strange reaction of laughter and tears of sympathy pain

  • 49 38
    Submitted by bdisher on Sep 12, 12 at 2:21pm

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh so bad

  • 51 42
    Submitted by AmazingButterfly on Mar 2, 12 at 11:56pm

    ouch

  • 56 52
    Submitted by tokindaily420 on Aug 28, 11 at 1:31pm

    Did clitorius died?

  • 58 56
    Submitted by pooppooop on Mar 12, 11 at 11:59pm

    How'd it feel

  • 73 86
    Submitted by CoolioHwip1 on Aug 30, 10 at 2:43am

    @gmans

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Wale on Aug 14, 12 at 12:55am

    I'm a dude and I still cringed

  • 49 40
    Submitted by siqwithaq on Sep 22, 12 at 3:24pm

    Owwwwww

  • 50 42
    Submitted by OLiViA69 on Apr 1, 12 at 7:59pm

    My clitoris feels bad for yours!

  • 56 54
    Submitted by medic443 on Jul 9, 11 at 2:53pm

    I am a medic, and I have actually transported a lady to the Er for that!! She cut hers off with scissors tho while "trimming the bush"

  • 57 56
    Submitted by showstopper on Jan 28, 11 at 12:02pm

    Bye bye orgasms

  • 47 38
    Submitted by SheffboyRD on May 16, 12 at 12:30pm

    I cannot believe the number of comments for this one text. I flip to the bottom and they just keep loading, endlessly.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 7:36am

    Oh god ow! Is this how guys feel when you here stories about how they've maimed/brutalized their junk?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:40am

    10:22 u know he's lying....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:32am

    I think I just got AIDS.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by SammieBowBammie on Apr 5, 12 at 10:44pm

    *cringe*

  • 51 51
    Submitted by JavierGST on Jan 23, 12 at 7:52am

    DAMN!!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by MakeHerGape on Jul 16, 12 at 3:30pm

    I wanna know who in my area code this is!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:57pm

    Why the fuck were you shaving your clit? Hair doesn't grow on it. Fuckin' newb.

  • 45 44
    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:15pm

    I think we are all literally mourning for you right now, that hurts me and I'm a fucking dude, can I kiss it better?

  • 46 48
    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Jun 23, 12 at 10:20pm

    There is NO way she actually cut it off, and if she did she would be in the hospital not texting (that area gets a LOT of blood flow plus that many nerve ending means it would be insanely painful)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:24pm

    U CUT OFF THE WHOLE THING?!?! how??

  • 48 53
    Submitted by evelynober on May 7, 12 at 1:09pm

    Lmao

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anarqi on Jun 22, 10 at 12:57am

    Lame

  • 56 75
    Submitted by stw1396 on May 13, 11 at 6:59pm

    Haha that's what you get dumb lesbian maybe if you didn't fail at life you could shave without cutting yourself. Nobody wanted ur clit anyway.

  • 28 22
    Submitted by Waffles8675309 on Aug 25, 13 at 10:51am

    Oh god

  • 21 16
    Submitted by messyjae on Dec 9, 13 at 12:15am

    Fake fake FAAAAAKE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:15pm

    Last week I let my girl shave my dick and she nicked my sack and made it bleed so last night she let me shave her and I got payback and did the same thing you did, but I did it on purpose :-) has I am also ironically in the 609 too! Taught my bitch a lesson though!

    • 62 40
      Submitted by thirstyk on Jan 31, 11 at 2:24am

      you should be shot