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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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no dice
A man's gotta have standards.
Whoa you cant just throw that out there for a speeding ticket, somewhere along the line youre going to run into something worse and have nothing to offer.
No see he's holding one back for when something worse happens.
Why not both? If you were doing more than 15 mph over, that's worth a mother-daughter threesome.
...at the same time
Does it count if its the same kind.?
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