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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:49pm

    Im guessing Lisa was his sister?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:18am

    The fact you were able to get your hand in her pants without her freaking the fuck out makes this much more awkward...

    • Submitted by mrMe on Jul 8, 10 at 3:04am

      maybe she thought it was Lisa's hand?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:02am

    incest a game the hole family can play

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:10pm

    the only real question here....... was she hot?

    • Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 8, 10 at 1:03am

      Just what I was gonna say. I'd have done 4 of my 5 female cousins, before they were married.

      • Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:39pm

        thats atrociously disgusting you should maybe load a double barrel shotgun and off yourself. im sorry but your a loser.

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          Submitted by Switch72nd on Jan 19, 12 at 6:05pm

          If you honestly think that over what is most likely a joke then you are a sociopath who needs serious help.

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            Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 8, 12 at 8:20am

            Yep, his name should be: "dudeisuckathumour".\n\nCome on, I said _before_ they were married. Sheesh!\n\n:P

      • Submitted by Wiggity on Oct 17, 10 at 4:11pm

        wtf...

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        Submitted by superafro on Jul 22, 11 at 12:11am

        its only disgusting if they are fat.#nofatchicks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:53am

    the real question is.. did you smell your fingers?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:09am

    Yeah, but what was her excuse for enjoying it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:17am

    Not gonna lie, I am famous for doing that in my sleep. Friends, aquaintances... you can't hate on the subconscious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:19pm

    If you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in the family!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:39pm

    i like the person who said "so not a big deal. it happens. a bit embarrassing, but harmless." what the hell.. this does NOT happen. fucking weirdo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:08am

    to 1:16: whenever my cousins visit me, i have one queen size bed and a tiny couch. not a big deal sharing a bed with a cousin, well, i guess until you start fingering them. then its a big deal haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:54am

    Today on Jerry Springer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:48am

    hey at least it's not your sister

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:07pm

    who the fuck rated this as a good night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:46pm

    Of COURSE you're from New Jersey, shoulda known...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:32am

    seriously. the cousin obviously liked it if she wasnt stopping it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:24am

    lol at "did you semll your fingers?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:40am

    here's a fun fact...you made out with your sister!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:25am

    Insest is the best put family to the test. Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:29am

    you dumb shit, that aint a southern thing... look where he is from!! stupid yankees!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:31am

    I got a second cousin. She's 18, 2 years older, but I would still ream her any day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:34am

    if your cousin looks like your girlfriend i am more concerned about whether or not it was accidental that u two were sleeping in the same bed to begin with..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:17am

    probably would've kept something like this to myself. not texted it to someone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:24pm

    Cousin =redneck for fuck buddy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:14pm

    fingered my cousin once. of course didnt know it was my cousin til after the fact. still didnt care. she was a 10 outta 5.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:39pm

    "A bit embarrassing"? Try mortifying. For both parties...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:29am

    Is no one concerned about the age of said cousin?

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      Submitted by PANTSNAKE on Dec 13, 12 at 4:16pm

      Only you Creeper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:59pm

    Definitely NOT a good night. A GREAT night ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:02pm

    My grandparents were first cousins and im not fucked up and my father isnt either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:50pm

    ahahahaha funny shit!...hate the way the person doesnt explain himself though, so many q's to be aswered...bahaha still hilarious though!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:01pm

    Most. Awkward. Moment. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:59pm

    been there done that giggity!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:08pm

    Did she like it? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:16am

    1/1 million chance of defects for 3rd cousin 1/1997 chance of defects for 2nd cousin 1/11 chance of defects for 1st cousin dont ask why i know those statistics

  • Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 13, 10 at 12:33am

    Incest is wincest

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:45pm

    Remind me to stay the hell Away when your sleeping

  • Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 14, 10 at 12:35am

    What happened next?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:33pm

    lol my area code. nice.

  • Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 10:03pm

    WINCEST!!!!!

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 25, 10 at 5:35pm

    I actually laughed harder at the comments than the actual text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:28pm

    no one's words can do this message justice....I mean damn man....your talking bout your cousin

  • Submitted by Anonymous122 on Feb 18, 10 at 10:40pm

    Teehee! They're probably brother and sister or something, making it nonsexual and silly.\n\n Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, th

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:11am

    lol at im guessing lisa was his sister!! pmsl.. god u americans r sooo funi!! x

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:09pm

    don't even lie. you didn't take your hand out. you tapped the shit out of that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:02am

    The true debate on whether it was legal... first cousin or second cousin???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:46pm

    this is why they make guest rooms lol...... and why people hire maids

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:47pm

    This text made me go "eeehhhhhh!" Secondly, how dumb do you have to be to bet on an area code when the state/region has been clearly established?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:48pm

    wincest, hahahahahaha, love it!

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 11, 10 at 1:15am

    Incest :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:28pm

    what the hell... you just stick your hand down people pants while your sleeping... and i hope she wasnt like 8... sick shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:05am

    As long as it isn't your first cousin, the defects will be mildÓźĆ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:54pm

    lmao my area code yesss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:23am

    Way to keep it in the family ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:10pm

    Whats your cousin's number?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:47pm

    I knew Jersey was corrupt especially in politics, but damn...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:29pm

    Hopefully, she was asleep and nobody ever has to know...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:40pm

    your life is fucked up. you just don't know it yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:02pm

    This reminded me of Alex from all time low... because his girlfriend's name is lisa.... but he's not from jersey. Hahaha, this musta sucked!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 6:01pm

    4.25, I didn't know people in Africa had computers. Your english is very good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:33pm

    1. how old was she. 2. why were you sleeping in the same bed? and 3. clearly she enjoyed it since she didn't stop you and obviously realized what you were doing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:17pm

    been there done that, made a video though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:22am

    do it again son you'll like it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:29pm

    the biggest question is are you blood related? other wise its legit. weird. but legit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:20am

    Why the heck would you smell your fingers...

  • Submitted by sidman on Oct 11, 10 at 4:06am

    Incest is best when kept in the family.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:44pm

    Oh well I fucked my cousin when we were drunk n we passed out in her bed. Don't ask y I was in her bed either... If u ask me. She raped me!!... She's sexy as he'll though so o well!...lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:18am

    I guess its w.e lmao wish i wasetn anonymous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:53am

    9:19 loooool loved that shit

  • Submitted by yunghova13 on Apr 16, 10 at 12:49pm

    It's not incest if she's already dead

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:20am

    Is lisa your other cousin?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:50pm

    Okay, it's official. Soooo never going to Jersey. You guys are some dirty mother fuckers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:16pm

    I'm curious why you were even sleeping in the same bed as your cousin... i feel like after the age of 8 that is not ok

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:18pm

    11:24 probably chases the live stock around the farm. Christ, I'd still be washing that hand.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:24pm

    So not a big deal. It happens. A bit embarrassing, but harmless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:44am

    don't worry, its legal in some places.

  • Submitted by Sammiebabyx3 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:57am

    Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:20am

    THAT IS AN AMAZING NIGHT WHAT THE HELL MAN, GO FOR IT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:37am

    good old fashion incest, what our southern states are based on...god bless america!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10pm

    is your cousin hot??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:20pm

    I would have hit that shit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 10 at 1:22am

    you must live in Kansas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:20am

    sounds like she didn't stop ya ;)

  • Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Dec 28, 10 at 12:26pm

    dude if she's hot who cares. take her to Kentucky. incest is legal there

  • Submitted by Dr_who on Apr 15, 10 at 4:25am

    Well if u look in the wiled ull see that incest is a natural thing, and if ure christan then were ALL brothers and sis...... Thing that make u "hhummmmmm"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:44am

    I mean, honest mistake on his part. kinda fucked up that she didn't stop him. Most normal girls know when something, such as a hand, is going down south. you just don't let that happen, she probably liked it. LOL ew -gags-

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:12pm

    haha, the people in my state are awesome. i seem to remembering practicing tongueing with my cousins- they were 2nd cousins though...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:19pm

    armpit of America!! ohh Jersey...better yet, Jersey WOULD spread that event in a text and then online... dude. you were in your COUSIN'S PANTS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:51pm

    It was a joke, genius.

  • Submitted by morgan2013 on Nov 4, 10 at 8:38pm

    Wow. Happen to me last night haha

  • Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Nov 3, 10 at 7:52pm

    was she at least hot?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:39pm

    Must be from Varginia.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:25am

    Hate when that happens *looks away..*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:05pm

    if all parties consent, there is nothing wrong with incest.

  • Submitted by 884ever14 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:09am

    Redneck alert

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:25pm

    what's wrong with that? is she at least hot? i fucked my younger 3rd cousin like a week ago. i may have memories of her as a little baby, but if you saw her now all you guys would understand

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:00am

    Nice hoo cares o did she like it I bet she did. Did u finger her a little

  • Submitted by medo on Aug 25, 10 at 11:52pm

    No big deal I do it all the time and we love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:31am

    honestly, did you really have to share this?

  • Submitted by homewood on Dec 2, 10 at 1:01pm

    Gross dude

  • Submitted by manlyman on Jun 7, 10 at 2:45pm

    been there, done that. didnt have a girl friend at the time, and wasnt asleep, 4th cousin, ALL HAIL THE SOUTH! (georgia)

  • Submitted by BenJovi on Jan 3, 11 at 11:32pm

    Don't ask don't tell!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:43am

    Bet five that 848 is an Arkansas area code...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:56pm

    848 is an area code in new jersey...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:39am

    dude u got the coast right but ur like 6 states too north for that

  • Submitted by medo on Aug 25, 10 at 11:49pm

    Wonderful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 10:50am

    That registers well as an FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:22pm

    I agree with 8:46. Only in Jersey...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:08pm

    Gotta say, I know a girl who has had sex with her cousin. Yes. Really. This is still gross...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:56am

    What our southern states are based on? Dumbass this guy is from New Jersey!

  • Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:38pm

    Just fist pump all your incest away, to bad the situation's parents didn't take my advice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:08pm

    haha oh shit this makes me want to puke up the cookies i just ate & laugh at the same time... something is wrong about that.

  • Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 17, 11 at 8:42pm

    Good luck explaining the mornin wood ;D

  • Submitted by spikey on Mar 28, 10 at 5:37pm

    giggity giggity goo!!!!! heh heh alRight ;-p

  • Submitted by giantzfan911 on Mar 10, 11 at 6:09pm

    thats wincest right there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:47pm

    9:43...it's New Jersey. Where's my money?

  • Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:21am

    If you live in Arkansas, then you're probably somewhere between the 5th and 12th cousin at bat.

  • Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:04pm

    As long as the mistake has been made, might as well finish the job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:27pm

    I love fucking my mom right up her ass.

  • Submitted by Baccus715 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:05am

    Welcome to Alabama, everyone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:14pm

    haha is she hot? its only incest if ppl find out ;D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58am

    why were you sleeping with your cousin...

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 17, 11 at 1:45am

    Incest is wincest!

  • Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:35pm

    Hey it all depends. Is she your first cousin? Hahaha. Damn that's fucked up.

  • Submitted by brentrosenauer on Jul 2, 11 at 9:18pm

    There's no shame in that... Ethically wrong... But sexually right.

  • Submitted by waroneverything on Jun 25, 11 at 12:15pm

    Well did she complain?

  • Submitted by velasquezzz on Jan 31, 11 at 2:18am

    Absolutely nothing wrong with this as long as it's a distant cousin.

  • Submitted by JacobyShaddix32 on Jan 14, 11 at 12:55am

    Oh man that sucks

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 25, 11 at 4:39am

    Cousins are ok. They're DNA is different enough from yours.

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    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:29pm

    The real question is, WHERE'S THE H2SO4!

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    Submitted by WisconsinChzHd on Nov 20, 11 at 8:01am

    Hope you were drunk. Either way that's just wrong.

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    Submitted by jaccowan on Mar 24, 12 at 11:21pm

    Classic.

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    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 4:29am

    Very few cultures view cousins having sex as incest. The only reason we do is... actually, we really don't have a good reason to. It was just decided one day that cousins having sex is incest. It's especially odd since people in the US don't generally think of their cousins when they think of family.\n\nTL;DR: Stop saying, "EWWWW GROSS." It kind of proves that you really can't think beyond what you've been told. I wouldn't do any of my cousins, but I don't hold it agai

  • Submitted by sprsnc20 on May 14, 11 at 2:14am

    If she freaks out, you were asleep and didn't know so she can't get mad. If she doesn't, great way to start the day. Win-win.

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    Submitted by pietrowskib on Jan 17, 12 at 12:53pm

    4743 people are fucked up in the head. Go castrate yourself with a hot iron rod. Playing in traffic is an equally good alternative.

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    Submitted by haha0624 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:54am

    That's going to be a REALLY awkward family reunion...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 11 at 12:53am

    Haha fucking epic.