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  • Im guessing Lisa was his sister?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:49pm
  • incest a game the hole family can play

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:02am
  • The fact you were able to get your hand in her pants without her freaking the fuck out makes this much more awkward...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:18am
  • the only real question here....... was she hot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:10pm
    • Just what I was gonna say. I'd have done 4 of my 5 female cousins, before they were married.

      Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 8, 10 at 1:03am
      • thats atrociously disgusting you should maybe load a double barrel shotgun and off yourself. im sorry but your a loser.

        Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:39pm
        • If you honestly think that over what is most likely a joke then you are a sociopath who needs serious help.

          Submitted by Switch72nd on Jan 19, 12 at 6:05pm
          • Yep, his name should be: "dudeisuckathumour".\n\nCome on, I said _before_ they were married. Sheesh!\n\n:P

            Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 8, 12 at 8:20am
      • wtf...

        Submitted by Wiggity on Oct 17, 10 at 4:11pm
      • its only disgusting if they are fat.#nofatchicks

        Submitted by superafro on Jul 22, 11 at 12:11am
  • Yeah, but what was her excuse for enjoying it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:09am
  • the real question is.. did you smell your fingers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:53am
  • If you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in the family!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Today on Jerry Springer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:54am
  • Not gonna lie, I am famous for doing that in my sleep. Friends, aquaintances... you can't hate on the subconscious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:17am
  • do it again son you'll like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:22am
  • I got a second cousin. She's 18, 2 years older, but I would still ream her any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:31am
  • i like the person who said "so not a big deal. it happens. a bit embarrassing, but harmless." what the hell.. this does NOT happen. fucking weirdo

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:39pm
  • who the fuck rated this as a good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Incest is wincest

    Submitted by betteroffded on Jul 13, 10 at 12:33am
  • hey at least it's not your sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:48am
  • My grandparents were first cousins and im not fucked up and my father isnt either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:02pm
  • Is no one concerned about the age of said cousin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:29am
  • to 1:16: whenever my cousins visit me, i have one queen size bed and a tiny couch. not a big deal sharing a bed with a cousin, well, i guess until you start fingering them. then its a big deal haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:08am
  • seriously. the cousin obviously liked it if she wasnt stopping it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:32am
  • lol at "did you semll your fingers?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:24am
  • Of COURSE you're from New Jersey, shoulda known...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:46pm
  • here's a fun fact...you made out with your sister!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:40am
  • been there done that giggity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:59pm
  • ahahahaha funny shit!...hate the way the person doesnt explain himself though, so many q's to be aswered...bahaha still hilarious though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:50pm
  • if your cousin looks like your girlfriend i am more concerned about whether or not it was accidental that u two were sleeping in the same bed to begin with..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:34am
  • Cousin =redneck for fuck buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Insest is the best put family to the test. Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:25am
  • fingered my cousin once. of course didnt know it was my cousin til after the fact. still didnt care. she was a 10 outta 5.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:14pm
  • probably would've kept something like this to myself. not texted it to someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:17am
  • Hopefully, she was asleep and nobody ever has to know...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:29pm
  • The true debate on whether it was legal... first cousin or second cousin???

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:02am
  • you dumb shit, that aint a southern thing... look where he is from!! stupid yankees!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:29am
  • As long as it isn't your first cousin, the defects will be mild

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:05am
  • Remind me to stay the hell Away when your sleeping

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:45pm
  • I knew Jersey was corrupt especially in politics, but damn...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Most. Awkward. Moment. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:01pm
  • 1. how old was she. 2. why were you sleeping in the same bed? and 3. clearly she enjoyed it since she didn't stop you and obviously realized what you were doing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:33pm
  • "A bit embarrassing"? Try mortifying. For both parties...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:39pm
  • this is why they make guest rooms lol...... and why people hire maids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 7:46pm
  • armpit of America!! ohh Jersey...better yet, Jersey WOULD spread that event in a text and then online... dude. you were in your COUSIN'S PANTS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:19pm
  • been there done that, made a video though

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:17pm
  • It's not incest if she's already dead

    Submitted by yunghova13 on Apr 16, 10 at 12:49pm
  • Teehee! They're probably brother and sister or something, making it nonsexual and silly.\n\n Once my sister came home from college and sneaked into my room to surprise me as I was fapping to a solo abbywinters scene and I heard her go "ooh she's cute!" As she placed her hand on my cock which immediately came from the shock/fight or flight response to being caught. She laughed so hard she had to chew on her t-shirt to avoid mom and dad coming in the room to see what was going on, th

    Submitted by Anonymous122 on Feb 18, 10 at 10:40pm
  • wincest, hahahahahaha, love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Is lisa your other cousin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 6:20am
  • Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test!

    Submitted by Sammiebabyx3 on Sep 16, 10 at 2:57am
  • Incest :D

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 11, 10 at 1:15am
  • you must live in Kansas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 10 at 1:22am
  • Oh well I fucked my cousin when we were drunk n we passed out in her bed. Don't ask y I was in her bed either... If u ask me. She raped me!!... She's sexy as he'll though so o well!...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Wonderful

    Submitted by medo on Aug 25, 10 at 11:49pm
  • lmao my area code yesss

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:54pm
  • don't worry, its legal in some places.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:44am
  • WINCEST!!!!!

    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 10:03pm
  • What happened next?

    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 14, 10 at 12:35am
  • This reminded me of Alex from all time low... because his girlfriend's name is lisa.... but he's not from jersey. Hahaha, this musta sucked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:02pm
  • I actually laughed harder at the comments than the actual text.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 25, 10 at 5:35pm
  • what the hell... you just stick your hand down people pants while your sleeping... and i hope she wasnt like 8... sick shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:28pm
  • is your cousin hot??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10pm
  • This text made me go "eeehhhhhh!" Secondly, how dumb do you have to be to bet on an area code when the state/region has been clearly established?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:47pm
  • lol my area code. nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Definitely NOT a good night. A GREAT night ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Why the heck would you smell your fingers...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:20am
  • don't even lie. you didn't take your hand out. you tapped the shit out of that

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Whats your cousin's number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:10pm
  • no one's words can do this message justice....I mean damn man....your talking bout your cousin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:28pm
  • lol at im guessing lisa was his sister!! pmsl.. god u americans r sooo funi!! x

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:11am
  • I would have hit that shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Did she like it? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:08pm
  • 4.25, I didn't know people in Africa had computers. Your english is very good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 6:01pm
  • 1/1 million chance of defects for 3rd cousin 1/1997 chance of defects for 2nd cousin 1/11 chance of defects for 1st cousin dont ask why i know those statistics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:16am
  • 848 is an area code in new jersey...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:56pm
  • So not a big deal. It happens. A bit embarrassing, but harmless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:24pm
  • haha, the people in my state are awesome. i seem to remembering practicing tongueing with my cousins- they were 2nd cousins though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:12pm
  • the biggest question is are you blood related? other wise its legit. weird. but legit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:29pm
  • No big deal I do it all the time and we love it

    Submitted by medo on Aug 25, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Well if u look in the wiled ull see that incest is a natural thing, and if ure christan then were ALL brothers and sis...... Thing that make u "hhummmmmm"

    Submitted by Dr_who on Apr 15, 10 at 4:25am
  • dude u got the coast right but ur like 6 states too north for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:39am
  • 11:24 probably chases the live stock around the farm. Christ, I'd still be washing that hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Way to keep it in the family ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:23am
  • honestly, did you really have to share this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:31am
  • I mean, honest mistake on his part. kinda fucked up that she didn't stop him. Most normal girls know when something, such as a hand, is going down south. you just don't let that happen, she probably liked it. LOL ew -gags-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:44am
  • dude if she's hot who cares. take her to Kentucky. incest is legal there

    Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Dec 28, 10 at 12:26pm
  • good old fashion incest, what our southern states are based on...god bless america!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:37am
  • Incest is best when kept in the family.

    Submitted by sidman on Oct 11, 10 at 4:06am
  • Hey it all depends. Is she your first cousin? Hahaha. Damn that's fucked up.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Must be from Varginia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:39pm
  • your life is fucked up. you just don't know it yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:40pm
  • sounds like she didn't stop ya ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 4:20am
  • I guess its w.e lmao wish i wasetn anonymous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:18am
  • Okay, it's official. Soooo never going to Jersey. You guys are some dirty mother fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:50pm
  • What our southern states are based on? Dumbass this guy is from New Jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:56am
  • Hate when that happens *looks away..*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:25am
  • Gotta say, I know a girl who has had sex with her cousin. Yes. Really. This is still gross...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:08pm
  • I'm curious why you were even sleeping in the same bed as your cousin... i feel like after the age of 8 that is not ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Redneck alert

    Submitted by 884ever14 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:09am
  • what's wrong with that? is she at least hot? i fucked my younger 3rd cousin like a week ago. i may have memories of her as a little baby, but if you saw her now all you guys would understand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:25pm
  • was she at least hot?

    Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Nov 3, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Don't ask don't tell!!

    Submitted by BenJovi on Jan 3, 11 at 11:32pm
  • been there, done that. didnt have a girl friend at the time, and wasnt asleep, 4th cousin, ALL HAIL THE SOUTH! (georgia)

    Submitted by manlyman on Jun 7, 10 at 2:45pm
  • THAT IS AN AMAZING NIGHT WHAT THE HELL MAN, GO FOR IT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:20am
  • Good luck explaining the mornin wood ;D

    Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 17, 11 at 8:42pm
  • I agree with 8:46. Only in Jersey...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Nice hoo cares o did she like it I bet she did. Did u finger her a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:00am
  • As long as the mistake has been made, might as well finish the job.

    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:04pm
  • why were you sleeping with your cousin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:58am
  • Wow. Happen to me last night haha

    Submitted by morgan2013 on Nov 4, 10 at 8:38pm
  • giggity giggity goo!!!!! heh heh alRight ;-p

    Submitted by spikey on Mar 28, 10 at 5:37pm
  • Bet five that 848 is an Arkansas area code...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:43am
  • 9:19 loooool loved that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:53am
  • Gross dude

    Submitted by homewood on Dec 2, 10 at 1:01pm
  • It was a joke, genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:51pm
  • That registers well as an FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 10:50am
  • Just fist pump all your incest away, to bad the situation's parents didn't take my advice

    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:38pm
  • I love fucking my mom right up her ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:27pm
  • If you live in Arkansas, then you're probably somewhere between the 5th and 12th cousin at bat.

    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:21am
  • haha oh shit this makes me want to puke up the cookies i just ate & laugh at the same time... something is wrong about that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:08pm
  • if all parties consent, there is nothing wrong with incest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Incest is wincest!

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 17, 11 at 1:45am
  • haha is she hot? its only incest if ppl find out ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:14pm
  • 9:43...it's New Jersey. Where's my money?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Welcome to Alabama, everyone.

    Submitted by Baccus715 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:05am
  • Well did she complain?

    Submitted by waroneverything on Jun 25, 11 at 12:15pm
  • The real question is, WHERE'S THE H2SO4!

    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:29pm
  • thats wincest right there

    Submitted by giantzfan911 on Mar 10, 11 at 6:09pm
  • Oh man that sucks

    Submitted by JacobyShaddix32 on Jan 14, 11 at 12:55am
  • Cousins are ok. They're DNA is different enough from yours.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 25, 11 at 4:39am
  • There's no shame in that... Ethically wrong... But sexually right.

    Submitted by brentrosenauer on Jul 2, 11 at 9:18pm
  • Absolutely nothing wrong with this as long as it's a distant cousin.

    Submitted by velasquezzz on Jan 31, 11 at 2:18am
  • Hope you were drunk. Either way that's just wrong.

    Submitted by WisconsinChzHd on Nov 20, 11 at 8:01am
  • If she freaks out, you were asleep and didn't know so she can't get mad. If she doesn't, great way to start the day. Win-win.

    Submitted by sprsnc20 on May 14, 11 at 2:14am
  • Very few cultures view cousins having sex as incest. The only reason we do is... actually, we really don't have a good reason to. It was just decided one day that cousins having sex is incest. It's especially odd since people in the US don't generally think of their cousins when they think of family.\n\nTL;DR: Stop saying, "EWWWW GROSS." It kind of proves that you really can't think beyond what you've been told. I wouldn't do any of my cousins, but I don't hold it agai

    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 4:29am
  • Classic.

    Submitted by jaccowan on Mar 24, 12 at 11:21pm
  • That's going to be a REALLY awkward family reunion...

    Submitted by haha0624 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:54am
  • 4743 people are fucked up in the head. Go castrate yourself with a hot iron rod. Playing in traffic is an equally good alternative.

    Submitted by pietrowskib on Jan 17, 12 at 12:53pm
  • Haha fucking epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 11 at 12:53am
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