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  I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.

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  (316): I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again. http://tfl.nu/j3xl
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  Submitted by desc7060 on Apr 14, 12 at 6:01pm

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  never drinking again is a pretty serious statement. #1 rule in my house if that's said there's an immediate shot since obviously never again is a lie

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  Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 14, 12 at 5:02pm

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  Sounds like you need to shave your ass.

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  Submitted by kevxster on Apr 15, 12 at 12:03am

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  A better rule would be to quit using hairspray.

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  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 14, 12 at 9:08pm

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  At least you didn't drop a lit cigarette in the bowl and cause an explosion.

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 14, 12 at 6:58pm

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  dude just let it fly that's the best part of drunk pissing

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  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Apr 14, 12 at 10:56pm

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  HAHAHAHAHA!!\nShe's lucky that she didn't need to be rescued!

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