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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:56pm

    Looks like she just saved a bunch of money by dumping you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:11pm

    people like you are the reason that women have such a hard time trusting men. thank you. fuckhead.

    • Submitted by xsaint on Feb 16, 10 at 10:28am

      agreed. guys cheat because they are insecure pieces of shit, thanks for proving it

      • Submitted by shwadinger on Feb 26, 10 at 12:27am

        oh man, you're so right. isolated incidents clearly prove stereotypes!

      • Submitted by motherfucker on Jun 7, 10 at 9:45pm

        oy were not all pieces of shit thats sexist

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        Submitted by zeke223 on Oct 29, 11 at 3:47pm

        right. cause no girl has ever cheated on her boyfriend, your totally right

    • Submitted by DustyBallz on May 13, 10 at 10:22am

      People like you make real men look bad. It's human nature get over it.

      • Submitted by acnoble on Feb 23, 11 at 12:05am

        Oh and I bet you know allllll about "real men," right, DustyBallz? People like you make people like you look like douche bags. But, like you said, it's human nature get over it.

    • Submitted by Violator on Sep 30, 10 at 2:30pm

      oh shut up. the reason you have trouble trusting us is cause you wont shut up enough to let us try. and your mood can go from amazing to demon in 2.5 bitchy seconds

      • Submitted by BigBangErik on Feb 20, 11 at 11:37pm

        Thank you!! Man, why can't they just understand that?!

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        Submitted by goflyakite22 on Jan 15, 12 at 12:22pm

        won't shut up to let you try? how is your girlfriend finding you sat in a restaurant with another girl on a date trying? \ngirls and guys can be massive dicks and cheat but I think that is an all-new low. \nIts not sexism, girls can do it too. As a human being, this person is what we Brits like to call "a massive bell-end".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:31pm

    haha.. wow, I'm glad you got caught, now she can go find someone better, someone worth showing that kind of consideration and effort. Hope you never find anyone as good, cunt.

    • Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 8:11pm

      wholeheartedly agree!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:51pm

    Piece of shit. Enough said.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:47pm

    At least now she can quit the waitressing job!

    • Submitted by WTFmate on Jun 22, 10 at 10:15pm

      Seriously. Waitressing sucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:23pm

    im gonna take your girl out to dinner, ill pay. she'll buy dessert at carvel, with your birthday money. then ill take her home and bang her doggy.

    • Submitted by audioZealot on Sep 26, 10 at 4:37pm

      I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

      • Submitted by Wiggity on Oct 17, 10 at 4:01pm

        Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!

    • Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 8:10pm

      your my favorite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:54pm

    its your faul for being a douche bag. asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:15pm

    I hope she uses the money from her new job to buy herself something nice!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:13pm

    That's what you get for cheating, you fucking asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:24pm

    wow. you sir, are a tool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:49pm

    Don't you feel like an ass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:43pm

    why would you blow it with a girl who actually thought you were worth something?

    • Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 8:12pm

      yea, why? i mean seriously!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:07pm

    fucking douche bag. you deserve it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:56pm

    I feel like that should go on the fuck my life site. Dont you feel like an ass now?

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      Submitted by allyaris on Jun 28, 13 at 10:53pm

      I'm pretty sure I have actually seen this on FML...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:50pm

    did you tip her well? i mean...you want a good present, dont you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:42pm

    Whoooooooa. You are a prize asshole. I hope she burns your stuff.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:26pm

    shes serving me now, thanks bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:59pm

    hahhaa yeah www.fmylife.com I really must know, was it worth it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:46pm

    The hilarity of your absurd assholery has amused me this day. I thank you. May you continue to document the ways in which you show the world how awful of a human being you are.

    • Submitted by beatstreet on Mar 17, 10 at 11:52am

      Why are you trying to talk cool? \nAnd make I thank you, good sir, for your douchebagetry on this fine day. Duh. Lame.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:46am

    asshole. if you wanna date around, be single. don't drag that poor girl into this since you're obviously not good enough for her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:28pm

    karma is so sweet, "bro"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:55pm

    Poor girl. She actually thought you were worth it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:33pm

    karma will ALWAYS come back and bite you in the ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:31pm

    who goes out on dates when theyre cheating? isnt it for that exact reason affairs are typically in seedy motels across town or the back of your parents minivan?

    • Submitted by VintageLyrics on Sep 19, 10 at 9:12pm

      Girl who joined him on the date most likely had no idea in that case.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:38pm

    no matter how horrible my day is i can always count on texts from last night to bring up my mood.--god that sucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:19pm

    you deserve it. bitchasscunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:13pm

    Very depressing. Kind of like the Gift of the Magi except the male character is a total dickhead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:24pm

    you're a fucking asshole and you deserve to go to hell. that is all. oh. get hit by a bus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:48pm

    thats what your dumbass gets, hope u don't get your gift & hopefully she was boning her coworker.

    • Submitted by thataintright on Feb 17, 10 at 7:22pm

      i think that would make the girl a whole lot worse than the guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:11pm

    so did you stay for dinner? if so, i hope she put AIDS in your food.

    • Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 15, 10 at 8:47pm

      yeah really, and i wonder if she was their waitress the whole night... awwwkward

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      Submitted by steve018 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:30pm

      yeah... cause cheating deserves essentially a death sentence

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:15am

    Yeah, it's fake, but still sullying the good name of 314...not cool, man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:12am

    You deserved it Dickhead!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:57pm

    I hope you're girlfriend beat your a$$. =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:24pm

    girls are fucked, hahaha. we get cheated on, fucked and left, assumed crazy for little to no reason (most often), and can't sleep around exactly like guys for fear of being deemed sluts. damn it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:17am

    made up or not...thats fucked up. but ur obviously an ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:54am

    Wow, you're total douche bag. Pretty sure you should get hit by a train.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:59am

    sucks that this was made up. i don't really understand the point of posting made-up shit but whatever. also, i can't believe you people analyze whether things are fake or real. what a waste of your time. but seriously. this site rejects soooo much that's wayyy funnier than this. i don't get it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:39pm

    Damn. This is why girls turn into bitches. And why they turn into lesbians. And If i had been her I would have went and got the pot of hot coffee and poured it in your fuckin lap and walked out the front door. Peace Bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:30pm

    jealousy... such a powerful tool. how was the "im better than her" sex?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:14am

    Well weren't u a screwed little cheater

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:02am

    im pretty sure if she got a second job for him she wasnt cheating on him. at least get a dumb girl to cheat on, like the one who said that she was probly doing the same thing.. theres a nice, stupid one for you. loser, im sure shes doing much better without you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:56am

    ohhhhhh st. louis. douchebags.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:54pm

    not much to say that hasn't already been said, but for you southpark fans i bet his girl got him an "aids burger in paradise"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:33pm

    Haha. I love how mad people are at you on here! They sound soooo bitter, like it happened to them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:02am

    I could have gotten myself out of this one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:56am

    karma. hahhaa, sooo funnny!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:57pm

    Anonymous said... So what did ya tip. May 14, 2009 8:33PM LMAO!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:00am

    some idiot just copied this and used it on FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:25pm

    I hope you rot in hell, jerk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:44pm

    What was the present?

    • Submitted by VintageLyrics on Sep 19, 10 at 9:15pm

      Hopefully a bomb inside a fucking cupcake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:19am

    way 2 go retard. epic fail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:16pm

    i voted good night... she found out she doesn't deserve you :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:26pm

    You are a horrible person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 8:38pm

    Fu ..... Asshole.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:40am

    St. Louis would be ashamed...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:34am

    wow, you suck a big one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    Made up or not, I laughed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:55am

    Wow, you're just one step above the lowest of the low. The lowest of the low would be if you had slept with another girl but hey, you probably did that as well. You give the male sex a bad reputation. Karma's a bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:18pm

    So what'd she get you for your birthday?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 1:48am

    Did ya still get the gift?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:24pm

    Um what?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:59am

    Well, OP, that's what you get for being a slut. At least your girlfriend and the girl you were cheating with know who you really are now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:40pm

    haha enjoy using ur right hand for awhile, because im guessing neither of those girls are sticking around. ..if their smart.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:56am

    If Tiger couldn't get away with doing that then what in the blue hell were you thinking?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:52am

    Well guys... If u look all the way at the bottom, and I mean ALL the way lol u will see that someone told him to post it on FML so who knows if he copied it from some one or some one copied for him! Ppl on this are stupid and mean this is suppose to be a fun site not a fucking bitchin forum!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:29am

    karmas a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:05pm

    i would've poured hot coffee in ur lap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:00am

    wow. DICK! hahaa you get what you deserve bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:57pm

    the important thing is did you get the present

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:39am

    dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:04pm

    What a fucker you are. I hope she left your fucking ass right there and spent it on herself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:31pm

    this isnt a text, its an FML entry

  • Submitted by adrenaline on Jan 21, 10 at 9:40pm

    Isn't this on Fmylife?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:54pm

    Soviet Russia shut the fuuuuck up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:47pm

    Hahah represent saint Louis!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:31am

    bitch shoulda told you what was up. Her bad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:49pm

    Wowww!! EPIC FAIL!! Dude.. I bet you lost the best thing you had going for you!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:19pm

    You're a bad ass. I bet she still talks to you because all girls are idiots

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:09pm

    Gotta love your girl, getting a second job... Maybe she'll be up for 2v1?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:42am

    This shits on FML. U deserved it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 12:28am

    see how karma works? you prick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:03am

    Asshole. There was probably cum in your food for that one. Yum.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:48pm

    wow your scum atleast that poor girl can quite her 2cnd job and the other girl can get way b4 u screaw her over 2

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:45am

    Ouchhh. Unluckyyyy :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:36am

    BUSTED! Well now you see what you don't deserve, lol. Poor her, lucky you :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:59pm

    Hey fuckheads this was on TFLN long before it was on FML!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:35pm

    This sounds made up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:22am

    i feel so bad for the girlfriend. this guy's such a cheating asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:25am

    ...and the award for biggest douche bag goes to...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:53am

    Man, that fucking sucks life's a bitch these days.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:17am

    better have left a good tip.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:54pm

    You're a Grade A Douchebag...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 4:28pm

    why do people make up texts to put on here, just like oh hey...this would be funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:29am

    So how much did you tip her?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:45pm

    she was probably a slut anyways

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:20pm

    wow, your an ass. I would've right hook your date if I was your girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:46am

    your girlfriend sounds like a lying bitch. she should've told you about that job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:47pm

    DICK FACE I LUV THE BEATLES

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 8:20pm

    Sounds kinda like what my ex girlfriend did to me. Only I was working the security industry at a mall and she brought him and I caught them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:06pm

    Lmfaoooo, you guys are so whiney. Who gives a fuck the world isn't going to quit spinning for you. So keep calling the guy from the fake text an asshole and a dickhead and all that good stuff, where is it going to get you? Nowhere.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:52pm

    No, you shouldn't post this on FML. SHE should. You're a cuntbucket.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:29am

    I would have skinned you alive....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:49pm

    sounds like the 314. I've dealt with you idiots before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:55pm

    That is a story for Fmylife.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:39am

    um just wanted to mention this probably a fake...because this same post is on FML...except from the g/f point of view

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:45pm

    that's what you get, fucktard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:17pm

    well there you go, fuckwad. you get what you deserve.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:38am

    yeeeesssss to July 16, 2009 2:16PM fuck him girl you get yourself a man that treats you right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:24am

    You deserve it asshole!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:04am

    That's an FML, fo sho.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:00am

    What the hell is so far-fetched about this? It could fucking happen. Y'all are naive.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:23am

    i don't even know what else to say except FUCK YOU! even if that was made up, the fucking asshole shit face bitch who wrote that deserves to die alone. with crabs. and a dog eating his face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:52am

    Piece of dog shit. End of story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:24pm

    Two words: Lorena Bobbitt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:48pm

    you're probably the reason 5 years from now she'll be married to another woman. go go asshole. rofl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:10pm

    This is an FML u are all sad fuckheads

  • Submitted by Marisa on Jan 18, 10 at 4:56am

    You deserved it for cheating on your girlfriend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:16pm

    jackass. that is such a horrible thing to do. how do you think that makes her feel? she definitely loves you enough to get a second job for your birthday present, and this is what you do. she deserves someone better.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:42pm

    Did she spit in your food?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:59pm

    this is stupid.... go home.... fail...... this is honestly the worst night ever realllllly???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:49am

    i'm pretty glad everyone here already hates you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:25am

    very easily could have turned this situation around. Dinner with an old friend? long lost family member? Potential business client?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:39pm

    PROPS st. louis what what?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:10pm

    314 REPRESENTTTTTTTT!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:03pm

    haha awesome, don't sweat it man, /b/itches are a dime a dozen! but the important question, did you push for a threesome!?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:46am

    I hope you got herpes. And I hope Jeff dies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:11pm

    dude feel good about yourself...thats awesome.

    • Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 8:23pm

      I hope you die. You are a waste for thinking like that. You (if you ever get a girl at all) are the predator type, looking for girls that tend to be heavily dependent on people, and always get into bad/abusive relationships. If I had power, and a dick, i would make you my bitch and sell you on the street corner. after i finished with you, i would put you through excruciating mental and physical torture before discarding you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:44pm

    hilarious, all you bitches need to shut up. Girls are dumb she probably took him back. You whores deserve what you get ahhhhh thank you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:43pm

    yeah but pimps dont cry unless they momma die.. go bang a slut.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:34am

    thats awesome, but i think all of the females are pissed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:01pm

    sucks this was made up... it's pretty hilarious. i send real shit that's way funnier and it never gets posted. i think the people who run this site are anti-nj.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:30am

    what what what what what did your girlfriend do after she saw you with another woman? jerk jerk jerk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 8:53pm

    Damn fool thats helluh shadyyyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 10:49am

    thats happened to me before. ended up having a threesome. good time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:31pm

    Yay! Now you can have a threesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:41pm

    To all of u who cheer about this guy reppin the 'Lou, I say this is why we have the highest STD rate per-capita in the country.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:31pm

    that's pretty bad. hopefully one stuck around

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:29pm

    I hope you tipped her well.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:17am

    made up or not this is funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:16pm

    well your an asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:57pm

    Fucking prick. Go die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:00pm

    wow your a real ass whipe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:35pm

    so does protocol dictate that he tips her or not? he's already fucked...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:42pm

    I wooda said it was my friend from church who was helping me find Jesus and I would have had my foot in the other girls pussy and if she said anything I would have pushed hard enough to shut her up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:54pm

    Funny lesson learned

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:29pm

    hopefully you did not eat the food, she probably had the cooks do shit to it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:55am

    Sick fuck. I hope she embarrased the fuck outa you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:44pm

    Yeah, you're a prick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:55pm

    Did they both do some tv show shit and dump two sodas on you, high five eachother an walk away? Or some cheaters type shit an go all ghetto on you or eachother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:42pm

    Your so mean! I hope she dumped your ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:06pm

    Fuckin great job idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:58am

    you dumb son of a bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:41pm

    Horrible horrible person, at least you can try an play it off as you and a co worker were having lunch and your boss would be there soon to join. That is how you dont get caught.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:10pm

    yeah, you fuckin deserve that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:50am

    This is so damn stupid. It's not even funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:46am

    know what's funny? chicks hear a story like this and react as if this story happened personally to THEM hahahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:06am

    You people need to understand that this site thrives on asshole-ish behavior. Suck it up, you stupid cry babies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:46am

    For the retards who think this is fake because it was on FML: Did it ever enter your minds that this person submitted to BOTH sites? FYL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:02pm

    Like girls don't fuck around like crazy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:47am

    she deserved it. women are whores. if you disagree with this, check who fills for the most no fault divorces and still take alimony and half of someone else's money.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:28am

    wow what a jerk. you better hope that girl doesnt come get you. if my boyfriend did that, i would never let him forget it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:11am

    Wow, homo.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:51pm

    wow you're an asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 3:18am

    Bet you feel like an asshole!! Lol thats pretty low man. I'll be waiting to read your next post that will say "just cought my new gf cheating on me..." and ill be laughing my ass off!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:36pm

    People like dis give the good guys a bad name cuz then every girl thinks we all like dis

    • Submitted by sanjose408 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:55pm

      i grajewated secynd grayd 2

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:30pm

    wow u must feel like a huge a hole sir

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 3:28pm

    What? You're allowed to have friends.

  • Submitted by villy94 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:34pm

    Seroiusly way to go fuckface u complete the steroetype and ruin it for real guys like us

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:33am

    May 14, 2009 7:40PM . 1000 thumbs up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:43am

    How awkward for the girl he (we're assuming here) went on a date with. i mean we also dont know that they are in a monogamous relationship

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:36am

    good thing she dumped your ugly ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:51am

    That is horrible, what an asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:34pm

    Damn you're an asshole. You should have invited her back for a threesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:02pm

    Ouch. You're a tool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:40am

    hope you catch AIDs mother fucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:53am

    wow lol, scummy as fuck props

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:32pm

    Makes me ashamed to say I'm from St. Louis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:35pm

    way to be a cocksucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:23pm

    If your not cheating your not trying... I lol'd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:24am

    You make me sick you dickhead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:32pm

    I say this is hysterical. And I'm a girl.

  • Submitted by xxwhiterabbitxx on Feb 23, 10 at 7:46pm

    you really should learn about fmylife.com cuz it would fit right in there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:28pm

    November 18th 12:14 YDI means you deserve it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:14pm

    did you at least fuck the girl you took out?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:49am

    it's ok man, keep ur head up, maybe the new 1 is the 1 for u!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:59pm

    4:42 dick move. All I have to say

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:21pm

    did she get u your bday gift....LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:28pm

    you shut up now. mmmmkaaaay

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:41pm

    you atleast got breakup sex or a bj right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:53am

    May 15, 2009 4:56AM- You sir know how to make relationships work "Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations"...Such a dick phrase but it's true

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:49pm

    Next time you will learn to ask for a cheaper present

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:52pm

    Ha, screw Geico, by dumping your sorry ass, she just saved a bunch of money for "ex-fucktoy" insurance.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:48am

    You worthless scum-bag piece of shit bastard you need to go die asshole. Seriously

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:39pm

    Did you still order your food?????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:13pm

    u dont take the girls your cheating with on dates , Idiot!~

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:34pm

    hope you were smart enough not to eat the food...but prolly not since you got caught cheating! haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:58pm

    Agreed 10:27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:47pm

    Good fucking job you idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:57am

    he didn't necessarily ask for the gift maybe she wanted to surprise him with an awesome present and had to get a second job to afford it. ever think of that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:07pm

    Wow dude. Your a prick. Kama is a bitch muhfucka!:] have a nice fucking life and when someone does you dirty like this, don't whine. Oh and to you who posted something on June 10, 2009 at like 1:46: your a dumb douche bag who obviously needs to figure out how to write. And putting it as your fb status? Woww ha no life?:]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:17pm

    hahhahahha thata boyyyyy. representing St. Louis 314

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:37pm

    " as long as you cheated up and not down." - funny as hell. Yeah, that sucks but a great story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 8:21pm

    you definitely fucking deserve it. a girl that cares about you that much that she got a second job to buy you a girt and your going to go on a date with someone else?? your fucking scum you asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:27am

    pleez tell me u had a really good excuse and a girl that will go along with anything to avoid getting her ass kicked by ur girlfriend

  • Submitted by Uncle_Hammer on Apr 23, 10 at 10:51pm

    She was way too good for you anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 2:35am

    much hate, much hate. you kinda deserve it, though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:46pm

    Bros you had me stiches.. this is my new FB status.. :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:05pm

    If he was cheating his gf couldn't have been that good. He'll probably find a better one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:49pm

    hahahaha that's how we do it in st. louis...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:26am

    She spat in youre food and fucked youre best friend.. Way to go asshole.

  • Submitted by chelsea_mae on Mar 4, 10 at 4:21am

    FFFAAAAKKKKEEEEE this was in FML.com before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:31am

    Dude, you need to plan these things better. Try to take strange on dates at least 20 miles from home.

  • Submitted by Authoress on Jun 27, 10 at 1:38pm

    You totally deserve it. At least now she knows what a bastard you are.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:14pm

    Dude stl is boring nothing else to do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:21pm

    You sorry son of a bitch. Karma is a bitch homie...enjoy...

  • Submitted by Jamers on Sep 29, 10 at 12:21am

    I'd have stabbed you with a fork then poured salt in it. Then bitch slapped the tranny you were with.

  • Submitted by ilovetoparty1 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:01pm

    Lol nice job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:21pm

    it's real...i'm the girl he cheated with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:56am

    This is fake for the following reasons. 1. No one gets a second job to buy someone a birthday gift. Christmas would be plausible because people actually do that to buy gifts for their family. 2. The girlfriend isn't mentioned by name, if he confides in this person enough to admit that he is cheating then he would obviously know the girlfriend's name. 3. I think I saw this in a shitty movie once, It might have starred Kate Hudson. I'm not really sure, it was on while I was fucking your mother.

  • Submitted by xxbrianalove on Mar 5, 10 at 10:55am

    haha woww your stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:57am

    I'm so proud the the Lou has the top worst night of all time... Fake or not

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:35pm

    That should be posted on FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:28pm

    GOOD FOR YOU! Don't tie yourself down so young, keep one on the leash while you slyly go around and nail anything else that will let you. Don't worry about all of these haters, they're just pissed because they cant get ONE, let alone TWO people to be with them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    my life is sad. i just read a bunch of these. had to drink the koolaid and add my 2 cents. fml (btw also where this came from. fake)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:33pm

    FUCK CHEATERS. You obviously have low self esteem.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:41am

    i hope you made her eat your dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:43pm

    hahahaha you shit bag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:25am

    Omfg that sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:08am

    You don't deserve her one bit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:44pm

    You don't deserve her. I hope she dumped ur sorry pathetic ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:51pm

    8/10 3:01PM STFU you're a bitch!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:51pm

    Great job. You shouldve gotten them to double up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:45pm

    So did you get away with it or what?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:34pm

    cheaters always get caught so don't try to get away with it guys.. we will always catch u so grow up and be faithful and maybe u then can be part of this society

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:39am

    wait to fuck it up for all the guys out there who are actually decent and have a sense of mind. Fuck you asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:24pm

    What the fuck is fml. Fat malasian llama's?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:44am

    See what you get for being a dick?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:50pm

    well u are from STL so i'm not surprised... DBAG

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:37am

    I'm pretty sure the entire movie Waiting went into ur food times 30.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:10pm

    So much hate... Why do people read these posts if they're gonna get all 'lesbians rule, women's rights' on us? Go back Twilight losers :-x

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:27am

    Don't you feel like a prick?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:27am

    should've tried to get a threesome before she kicked you to the curb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:10pm

    wow, this isn't funny. another dumb one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:41pm

    i love how pissed off the people on this site get about shit like this. oh i meant the women, not the people. but still, it was an epic failure of an affair. A for effort though. maybe next time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:10pm

    Maybe the gf wasn't doing something that didn't get the guy satisfied enough for him to go around and cheat? People don't cheat for a thrill, there are reasons behind the actions.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:41pm

    yeah nice, pick a diff restaurant next time

  • Submitted by kasselle on Mar 14, 10 at 10:47pm

    Asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:40pm

    How did over 3000 people "like" this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:08pm

    Stolen from FML... Lame

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:52am

    i hope she poured hot soup on your dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:02pm

    Hah...epic fucking fail, man. Wrong place at the wrong time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:33pm

    Other than that, how was the meal?

  • Submitted by thecouragebadge on Mar 1, 10 at 11:42am

    You big dummy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:41pm

    THIS GUYS THE MAN... sorry that you got so much bad luck budd. hopefully next time ur girl aint a bitch and will tell u that she has a job. but keep ur head up cuz now u can find a girl and take her out w/o having to worry about some stupid bitch u wont care about 5 weeks from now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:42am

    Your a cheating whore! I'm breaking up with you you BASTARD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:59am

    what a C U N T!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:04pm

    well we all know May 14, 2009 7:40PM is a fucking skank!! just because you're a slut doesnt mean the rest of us get to be treated like one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:46am

    Fuck it. Plenty of fish. Stories like that are priceless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:03pm

    fuck that bitch. she didnt tell you she got another job. she cant be trusted. shes a lying whore.

  • Submitted by ilovemikesmom on Apr 25, 10 at 4:22pm

    first off you're a stupidassss. secondly, karmas a bitch, nobody likes a cheatt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:53am

    Damn that sucks.. Research first bro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:20pm

    This is even worse since she got the extra job to buy you a bday present. Cocksucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:35pm

    Wow, guys like u r the reason y us girls never trust u guys... lol damn proven fact..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:37pm

    did you pay the bill too?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:33pm

    to all you men out there... you can thank this guy for the reason why all our girlfriends are psychotic and have a reason to be! cheers!

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    Submitted by someguybrad on Nov 21, 10 at 4:44am

    Hi \n\nP.S. who wants my big floppy man meat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:41pm

    Fyl right? Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:34am

    This is the entry that "jumps the shark" for this site. Sorry, guys. It's over.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:18pm

    I want to junk punch you all up in your man business

  • Submitted by SgtSalt on Mar 28, 10 at 3:37am

    You're a fuckface

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:24am

    Hahaha absolutely awesome! Why is everybody crying about it. Get of your high horses and enjoy the situtation you sad fucks! Virtual high 5 dude, it's genius!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:12pm

    You're my absolute hero. I think it sounded legit. Fuck all you cunts who are like, YOU'RE A FUCKING SCUMBAGFUCKFACECUNT!. Seriously. Fuck off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:35am

    Whew I don't think all these guilt trips that people are attempting to send you on are even necessary. If you don't feel like utter shit, you lack a soul.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:48am

    Daymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:19pm

    your the fuckin man in my book

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:22pm

    this was also on FML....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 7:12pm

    you degenerate piece of shit go jump in a hole and kill yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:35am

    "did you tip her well? i mean...you want a good present, dont you?" This.

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    Submitted by danielanakwenze on Jan 7, 11 at 4:16am

    I respect you greatly haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:12am

    if this were on fmylife, i would YDI the heck out of it also, 4:28, get out of here you dumb fourteen year old boy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:32pm

    Ya def on fml I have no life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:58am

    dude, he was cheating on her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:20am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH! thats what ya get

  • 97 69
    Submitted by shamilton on Mar 8, 10 at 2:59pm

    

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:46pm

    This was the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time. Thank you, sir. Virtual high five.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:26am

    hey this was on FML!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:21pm

    i kinda hope you are tortured by this forever, but since you are such a wonderful person, I'm sure you will brush it off easily.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:13pm

    Oh my god..typical man..atleast she was still civil in public i wouldve accidentally dropped shit in ur lap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:32pm

    looks like your girl's got an FML post.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:37pm

    You're a dick<---that is ypu

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:03am

    this is the reason i use the shit out of men and feel no remorse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:01am

    This is copyed from FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:24am

    You're a little fucker! Don't you feel like a douche? I feel sorry for the poor girl.

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    Submitted by hockeypuckhead on Jul 11, 10 at 3:41pm

    I feel bad for the waitress girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:12pm

    You piece of shit. I did the same

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:36am

    Fck dat sucks lol did u leave a tip haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:24pm

    That sucks soooo bad! But you shouldn't have cheated in the first place.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:57pm

    now my boyfriend wants me to tell him when I get a second job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:18pm

    "Every woman is a whore except for our Mothers. " QFT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:55pm

    lol, I've been in similar situations before. Hate having to explain shit like this. Any who, seems like a lot of the women on this site have been cheated on and are probably single. Kudos to the future raging feminists of the world. :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:27am

    [Nelson] HA-ha! [/Nelson]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 9:32pm

    At least she found out what a loser you are. Now she can quit her extra job, keep the extra money, and find a better man! :)

  • 85 50
    Submitted by ooga on Apr 11, 10 at 8:21am

    You are a fucking douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:24pm

    Dickhead.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:01pm

    I'm pretty sure I saw this on FML. Someone on FML might have ripped this off since FML is the recent one. Or the ex-girlfriend just happened to post it on FML and the cheating boyfriend just happened to post it on TFLN. Weird.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:08pm

    Wow, you deserve it for cheating. Loser

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:00pm

    Oops.. I meant to say: I hope you're ex girlfriend beat your a$$.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:05am

    whatever atleast they were only bf/gf cheaper to get rid of cuz its free!!! and to the girl that was cheated on girl, ur better than him he doesnt deserve u anyway,to the guy quit ur games cause u aint got game..proven, women have more game than men!!

  • 91 63
    Submitted by muncho on Nov 19, 10 at 6:50pm

    Loser

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:53am

    did you get with the girl after the date? if so.... who cares?

  • 95 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:44pm

    Ohhhhhh man. That is the worst.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:37pm

    Either a really bad night... Or a really really really good one!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:33am

    I'm almost certain 99% of these are made up, Idiots.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:08pm

    Ughhh you are an ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:27pm

    women are objects, sorry you got caught bro. it woulda been sick if you got the present then immediately broke the news to her about some other girl bobbing ur slob

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:56am

    bro i'm gonna teach you a phrase that will change your whole outlook on shit.... admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations. if your're never wrong then they are never right.

    • Submitted by jarmygirl on Mar 3, 10 at 4:23pm

      in this case he is wrong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:56am

    314 reprazent! That's how we roll, baby!

  • 94 71
    Submitted by hadjihunter on Sep 30, 10 at 2:55am

    thats what you get for cheating i guess

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:33pm

    this is fmylife material.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:00am

    Dude.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:07am

    you deserve it.. you are such a geek

  • 87 59
    Submitted by stog on May 29, 10 at 10:46pm

    Jackass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:51pm

    LOL you're such a douchebag....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:20am

    dickhead, now BOTH the girls hate you and think your a pig, and word spreads douchebagel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:15pm

    Another Missouri Asshole. I Am So Not Impressed(:

  • 89 64
    Submitted by tayybabayy15 on Jun 5, 10 at 2:20am

    asshole!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    Dirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:21pm

    it's your own fault...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:48pm

    This was on fml like a month ago. Dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:59am

    Odds are is the bitch probably deserved it. and if she didnt, your actions are a testiment to men who have gotten screwed over by girls nationwide. You're no asshole when the cunt deserved every bit of that. Fuck her and the 50 hour double job work week. Happy Birthday and Cheers to you.

  • 98 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:21am

    Owowowowow :,(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:35am

    Ask me anything: http://www.formspring.me/ALSongsLover11

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:22pm

    lmaoo that really sucks .

  • 96 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:34pm

    lmfao thatz the funniest thing ive heard in a longg time... lol ur new girl figure out wtf waz going on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:42pm

    ^Couldn't agree more. 'Cept I am a woman, but that just means I get more what you mean about women making mountains out of molehills etc. Course, this is kind of an argument for interrelationship discussion, isn't it? Talking to your gf, and finding out where she works. Hmm. Do your homework mate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:43pm

    just ask for anal next birthday

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:13am

    who gives a shit... if you aren't one of the girls... or the guy... SHUT UP and enjoy the post... get on with your boring life and file something at your dead end job.

  • 85 58
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:26pm

    Happy to know this is still worst night... Since the first day it was posted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:40pm

    Damn. That's shitty.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:26pm

    ur awful. just go live by urself, u cheating ass-fuck!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:36am

    EPIC FAIL x 2

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:57am

    You just lost the best thing that will ever happen to you. Dumb shit :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:51am

    I also saw this on fml. FAIL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:52pm

    guess youll know better next time douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:08pm

    lawl. stupid motherfucker.

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    Submitted by marelann on Jul 26, 11 at 9:53am

    I hope she cuts you in your sleep ass hole.

  • 93 76
    Submitted by jarmygirl on Mar 3, 10 at 2:45am

    douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    all the bitches in here who are like what an asshole!!?!? omg!! fuck you

  • 90 71
    Submitted by iReplyInLyrics on Jun 25, 10 at 12:14am

    The game

  • 82 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:06pm

    How is this the worst ever?

    • 59 41
      Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 15, 10 at 9:02pm

      i think its just because it's one of the texts with the highest number of "bad night" votes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:48pm

    That was on FML awhile ago

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:55pm

    I'm so lame. I recognize this from FML.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:50am

    Props sucks though. Idt it's the worst night ever. I imagine you caught a lottta he'll though

  • 72 36
    Submitted by Blind_Mag on Jun 23, 10 at 3:00am

    Dude you're an asshole.

  • 74 40
    Submitted by RdHoff on Mar 26, 10 at 6:38pm

    Hahahaha wowww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:42pm

    this. is. fucking. hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:44pm

    That's gotta suck! Did u leave a tip? LMAO!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:37am

    you do realize you fail at life.

  • 92 77
    Submitted by iseedeadseals on Mar 29, 10 at 6:41pm

    Ha unlucky

  • 92 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:49pm

    6 05 - so he couldnt be a man and tell her? douche

  • 76 46
    Submitted by djdiddles2442 on Nov 6, 10 at 8:09pm

    sooo..... what did she get you?

  • 98 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:41am

    

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:35pm

    You give the rest of us with this area code a bad name

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:20am

    You shouldve went somewhere far , u can't be a player little boy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:14pm

    Ahah that's what you get for cheating

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:24am

    LMAO LMAO LMAO fucking hi-5 mate!

  • 68 31
    Submitted by reddonkey on Aug 8, 11 at 12:41pm

    Good luck dude you got this

  • 70 35
    Submitted by marshall55 on Sep 9, 10 at 1:04am

    BUMMER

  • 89 73
    Submitted by k8ydid on Jul 6, 10 at 3:09pm

    Wow! What a douchelord.

  • 79 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:33pm

    Haha, bet you feel like a prick

  • 84 64
    Submitted by kkristinn12 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:25pm

    Hahahaaaha what an ass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:40am

    So. What was she gonna get you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:43am

    What's that quote off of?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:48pm

    some dudes just suck at cheating

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:11pm

    Why would you announce something like this? That's a shitty thing to do to someone you're going out with.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:28pm

    Like someone said earlier this was on Fmylife.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    i dont know man, that just a major dick move. so is cheating on a girl in general. the one time i ever did i had met a way better girl and tried calling my girlfriend to end things before i did anything, but she didnt answer. all i did was make out with the girl and i ended up dumping my girlfriend the next day, but even with that i still feel bad.

  • 72 42
    Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 8:13pm

    alright first. i hope this actually did happen. 2nd, if it didn't your just as fucked up for coming up with this shit in your head as you would be for doing that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:07pm

    honestly the sad part is....a guy would not get an extra job to buy a girl a present, and still see someone else. A WOMAN on the other hand would get an extra job, buy you a great present, and still be f-in another dude.

  • 78 55
    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Sep 15, 10 at 11:23pm

    AHHHHHHHHH YEAH BROSEPH!!!!!! CHILL MAN!!!!!!!YOUR COOL CUZ YOU CAN CHEAT!!!!! TURN UP THE DAVE AND GO GET EM BRAH!

  • 92 83
    Submitted by jasone7668 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:22pm

    I don't care what y'all say, this is funny shit. Imagine the convo that took place. Wonder if she kept the job after the cussing she was doin or was she pro about it and just took their orders. Ha ha

  • 72 43
    Submitted by impooping on Mar 26, 10 at 3:04pm

    Fuck cheaters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:18pm

    in soviet russia your girlfriend ate a grilled cheese

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:07pm

    hahhahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u got caught brother... fuckin idiot.. why i dont bother cheating or playin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:05pm

    sould have taken her to taco bell

  • 79 58
    Submitted by llm on Jun 30, 10 at 10:35pm

    Worthless sack of shit. Glad your ass was busted. CLOWN!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:14pm

    dumb SHIT FUCK... hope you feel like itchy herpes balls now!

  • 90 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:43am

    Well, you're just a dick.

  • 91 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:21am

    you are a god damn beauty, keep it up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:26pm

    HE IS NOT AN ASS HOLE... HE IS A VICTIM OF A STUPID BITCH WHO IS THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND WILL DIE ALONE... PROPS BRO DONT LET THIS BITCH THAT U WONT CARE ABOUT 5 WEEKS FROM NOW SALT YOUR GAME.. GO OUT THERE AND SCORE SOME PUSS.. AND REMEMBER IF U RUN INTO A GIRL WITH A BOYFRIEND JUST TELL YOURSELF THAT JUST CUZ THERE IS A GOALIE DOESN"T MEAN YOU CANT SCORE..

    • 74 54
      Submitted by lalala08 on Apr 30, 10 at 8:26am

      Wow. That was mature of you. It's great that you can't even post a real name. Anonymous? Clever. If you honestly think the guy isn't an asshole, you must be the guy who went on the date with the other girl. It's ridiculous that guys can just sit by and tell guys it's okay to cheat cause it makes them awesome. Why is it that if girls do it, we're automatically sluts? Grow up.

      • 65 73
        Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Jan 5, 11 at 11:10pm

        you tell him lalala. for real you're a douche. have you ever had a girlfriend. guys like this and probably you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you and whoever this guy is. i hate guys like you with a passion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:14pm

    i doubt this was a text.. anyone you are texting knows your girlfriend's name

  • 91 83
    Submitted by jamison95 on Jun 10, 10 at 4:55pm

    This must have really made you look like a dumbshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:22pm

    "Oops.. I meant to say: I hope you're ex girlfriend beat your a$$." Agreed! However, it's not "you're" it's "your."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:53pm

    they were probably both sluts... you should have had them make out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 10:38pm

    even if it is made up this is still the reason i hate guys. because you do shit like this. the end.

  • 88 78
    Submitted by Farside on Feb 6, 10 at 12:26am

    Haha doucher

  • 75 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 9:39pm

    Youre a fucking piss of shit. I dont care if you were cheating on a total bitch but your gf was trying to do something nice for you asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:22pm

    Wow ... That fuxkin sucks dick .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:42pm

    25th at 11:00pm. - You clearly have little to no intelligence. But I guess if You think about it... could work both ways.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:40pm

    if the new girl sucks a better dick.....who gives a fuck! Just sucks you didn't get your birthday present first!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:18pm

    Everybody in STL isn't that bad!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:33am

    "Today I found out my boyfriend is a fucking loser. FML"

  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:17pm

    Whatever man. No sweat. Every woman is a whore except for our Mothers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:47am

    as long as you cheated up and not down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:20pm

    aww that sucks... heyy 314 areacode!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:50am

    Ehh, it happens to the best of us.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 7:25pm

    Omfg,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 3:34pm

    Haha Im a girl and I find it funny. So what people cheat its not a big deal we just make it one. And if its fake its still funny!

  • 68 42
    Submitted by legendarry on Mar 23, 11 at 10:30pm

    All men aren't assholes. It's just the ones from Jersey

  • 58 22
    Submitted by arm1995 on Feb 13, 11 at 6:58pm

    she could have just switched to gieco

  • 70 46
    Submitted by OxfordGirl101 on Nov 3, 10 at 12:34am

    Wow you're pathetic...you act as if she did something wrong when you're the dick who was taking another girl on a date...GREAT NIGHT

  • 88 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:56pm

    That's what you get asshole

  • 61 29
    Submitted by holler12345 on May 18, 10 at 1:55pm

    You are all fags and just can't get A girl while you bitch about guys that can get more then one. Quit crying and learn how to play the game and quit being lame. Good job dude on to the next!!

  • 65 37
    Submitted by biggin on Apr 7, 10 at 2:48pm

    You're like a really really big asshole lol

  • 70 47
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 23, 10 at 4:25pm

    Damn, that sucks sooooooooooooo bad. Like damn. Haha.

  • 90 87
    Submitted by learngivinalovin on Jan 31, 10 at 3:41am

    that's so sad :( sooooo, so sad...hopefully you've learned your lesson...

  • 58 24
    Submitted by swtsxy15 on Jan 12, 11 at 1:07pm

    Doucheeeee bagggg.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by anonymoosee on Jun 27, 10 at 12:02am

    douchecanoe

  • 63 34
    Submitted by lileugene on May 11, 10 at 11:12am

    Good shit

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:57pm

    Damn good luck explaining this one!!!

  • 59 27
    Submitted by evanescentghost on May 28, 10 at 12:40am

    You fucking fail

  • 93 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:42am

    EPIC FAIL!

  • 53 16
    Submitted by bentondirt on Dec 26, 11 at 1:11am

    She must not be Latino cause my girl would have stabbed my ass

  • 59 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 10 at 10:50am

    Boss.

  • 68 46
    Submitted by amineaddict28 on May 19, 10 at 11:11pm

    You got everything you deserved you bastard.

  • 62 34
    Submitted by bvdarocker on Apr 15, 10 at 11:34pm

    Haha sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:58am

    Yikes! lol Play on Playa!

  • 89 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:40am

    lmao. thats the best way to get caught!

  • 62 35
    Submitted by mattysarre on Aug 20, 10 at 4:45am

    You bastard.

  • 81 73
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 2, 10 at 6:31pm

    Man this sucks so bad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:34am

    In the words of Sly Stallone, "Happy birthday, asshole."

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:20pm

    I think we all just learned something valuable here.

  • 61 34
    Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Jan 5, 11 at 11:12pm

    for real you're a douche. guys like you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you!! i hate guys like you with a passion

  • 57 26
    Submitted by deadpool91 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:53am

    Dude u suck ass

  • 55 22
    Submitted by slazenger on Oct 18, 10 at 8:13pm

    Great stuff

  • 65 42
    Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:13am

    Dick move...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:46pm

    Aaahahahahahahahahaha

  • 52 17
    Submitted by Mgrifff on Jun 22, 11 at 12:14pm

    Not all women are as quick to mark men as untrustworthy. But I do agree its guys like this fuck tard that give the others a bad name... Wtfg

  • 56 25
    Submitted by farukdothis on Mar 31, 11 at 11:45am

    I have to say thankyou. That anger pussy was the best I got out of her since she moved to my place after. God you're an idiot.

  • 60 33
    Submitted by countrygurl on Oct 28, 10 at 6:57am

    U need to stick to one girl!!! I bet no other girl will trust u anymore! Asshole

  • 63 39
    Submitted by bilbo13 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:14am

    That sucks. What shitty luck.

  • 59 31
    Submitted by rockstar13425 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:42am

    Dude your a fukin loser your a dick like wow

  • 63 39
    Submitted by ItsAtlantaBaby on Apr 19, 10 at 10:21am

    Douch!!

  • 56 26
    Submitted by RAWR121 on Nov 28, 10 at 6:50pm

    Bitch ass hoe prob planned it

  • 59 32
    Submitted by butterfly_b on Jul 5, 10 at 2:57pm

    sucks to be you right now doesn't it

  • 68 50
    Submitted by hentailover on Mar 30, 10 at 3:00pm

    Epic

  • 70 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:04pm

    In soviet russia no one thinks this is funny at all

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:36pm

    Same thing happend to me but then I just got my girlfriend and had sex with her in the bathroom

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:35pm

    HILARIOUS.....but sometimes that's part of the game, bro!

  • 53 21
    Submitted by bubby123 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:49pm

    Hm boy you must have Ben in the dog house for a while

  • 55 25
    Submitted by Bollified on Jan 4, 11 at 1:31am

    Hahahahaha wow look at how offended the women get because they prolly been cheated on. But a girl will turn on her best friend for a dude or won't give a fuck about the other girl if that's the dude they like. So stop fronting. Either way serves him right for being stupid.

  • 55 25
    Submitted by the_aussie_bloke on Oct 11, 10 at 9:18am

    Hahaha ohh that would suck major ass!

  • 59 33
    Submitted by teph007 on Aug 15, 10 at 2:30pm

    Ya fuckin retard she got another job to afford his bday gift,a surprise I suppose?

  • 64 43
    Submitted by Mudak77 on Jun 16, 10 at 11:08pm

    IT'S BECAUSE OF LOWLIFE FUCKS LIKE YOU DECENT GUYS CAN'T GET A DATE!! NO WONDER WOMEN THINK WE ARE SCUM!!! HOPE YOU DIE ALONE FUCKER

  • 59 33
    Submitted by pamagneta on Mar 27, 10 at 2:07am

    U deserved to get caught

  • 71 57
    Submitted by kjmr52 on Mar 11, 10 at 11:50pm

    Stay loyal

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:03pm

    Haha

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:49pm

    What an "Oh Shit" moment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:02pm

    he isnt an asshole. he's just a guy.

  • 83 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    "sounds like the 314. I've dealt with you idiots before. " You sound fat

  • 72 60
    Submitted by sirpaulstarkey on Feb 24, 10 at 7:20pm

    Cheating douche.

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:57pm

    I hope you die in a horrible way, ASSHOLE.

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:58pm

    i love how the worst is from STL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:00pm

    so i'm guessing NO THREESOME?? YOU BLEW IT!!

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:01pm

    so no one else thought this was hilarious? fake or not, that's funny. :)

  • 54 25
    Submitted by al52091 on Dec 13, 10 at 2:05pm

    Legend, hope you kept the hotter one

  • 52 21
    Submitted by preet on Nov 19, 10 at 2:19am

    dfjfdj

  • 56 29
    Submitted by hippiesunshine12 on Oct 31, 10 at 12:21pm

    This is an FML

  • 58 33
    Submitted by xXLelaXx on May 28, 10 at 4:01pm

    And this one's STILL the worst text ever. And it was months ago when I last checked.

  • 59 35
    Submitted by pkitchen on Apr 2, 10 at 12:12am

    she break up with you? I would.

  • 57 31
    Submitted by drubnkmunk on Mar 29, 10 at 3:51am

    Fuckin shitbag

  • 50 18
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:09pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  • 49 16
    Submitted by Isaiah on May 11, 11 at 11:54pm

    Sure the majority of us are emotionless, myself included, however this is illogical and wrong. If your girlfriend bought you something so expensive she had to get a secret job, why the hell cheat on her?! Plus, if she's willing to get the job, she can probably give you a "job" just as easily.

  • 51 20
    Submitted by BambooMan on Mar 2, 11 at 10:14pm

    Well done

  • 52 22
    Submitted by Defender19 on Dec 31, 10 at 12:46am

    Your one dumb son of a bitch

  • 57 32
    Submitted by smashedface on Nov 9, 10 at 5:43pm

    You don't sell your old car before you buy a new one...

  • 59 36
    Submitted by TheHagan on Oct 29, 10 at 12:33am

    Dude. That's not cool. \nAnyone can do better than you.

  • 60 38
    Submitted by ameilsa on Sep 12, 10 at 11:32pm

    2:15 he didn't know she worked there....

  • 55 28
    Submitted by WOODSEY on Aug 26, 10 at 12:58am

    Wow .karmas a bitch mister hahaha

  • 58 34
    Submitted by Shakejoint on Jul 5, 10 at 10:18pm

    The question that I'm not seeing here is: What present do you get a dude that you have to get a second job for? The only thing I can think of is a busload of coke.

  • 70 58
    Submitted by kadava00 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:36pm

    did you suggest a threesome or say it was your sister? think faster jackass

  • 62 42
    Submitted by tankytot on Jun 4, 10 at 3:11pm

    Lmfao

  • 88 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:36am

    Lol @ 9:39, How can you be a piss of shit?

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:48pm

    that is horrible! what a douche!

  • 57 33
    Submitted by gagas_monster on Sep 26, 10 at 10:24pm

    st loui representtt

  • 58 35
    Submitted by 884ever14 on Sep 15, 10 at 5:06am

    Wa. wa. waaaaaaaaaa!

  • 58 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 10:47am

    That would register well as an FML

  • 63 45
    Submitted by drizzy3 on Apr 1, 10 at 2:53am

    That sucks ass dude.. I don't see how you didn't know about her second job thiigh

  • 89 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:30am

    You fucking asshole. Do you know how much you probably hurt that girl?

  • 89 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:28pm

    Fuck women, they are sluts, here for us men to fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:34pm

    Hahaha. I'm guessing she dumped your ass?!

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:36am

    so...girls who expect to not be cheated on are raging feminists? and ppl who are upset about this situation must be single and lonely? 5 years and going strong with my guy and we're both pissed about this.

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:32pm

    Bunch of crying bitches on here, and the text is fake so your crying over nothing. Goos work, keep it up

  • 51 22
    Submitted by MysterS on Jul 2, 11 at 10:05am

    With the cooment of men not being able to be trusted... I agree with that for about 80% of the male population.. I am happily a part of the other 20% ive never cheated and never will because im smart and know the joy of my girlfriend and dont wanna deatroy it

  • 54 28
    Submitted by posner on Oct 3, 10 at 11:12pm

    hahhaahaha314 represenntt

  • 57 34
    Submitted by kuzvo on Sep 27, 10 at 8:58pm

    Dick.

  • 60 40
    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 15, 10 at 1:43am

    Haha stl baby

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:44pm

    Yea it is on fml

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:47pm

    soooo you are the reason we have lesbians... not like cute lesbians that you nasty guys have fascinations about, but the kind that just hate men. So there you go, fuck head.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:44pm

    Wow this was- no is an FML. Lies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:18pm

    I don't think you're that bad...not as bad as people are making you out to be. You're just unlucky.

  • 53 27
    Submitted by abc101 on Jan 10, 11 at 9:57pm

    you deserve to get the worst night ever on tfln

  • 52 25
    Submitted by destineee on Jan 8, 11 at 9:43am

    Asshole.

  • 58 37
    Submitted by Gotgunner on Jan 1, 11 at 3:42pm

    Don't act like women don't do that either just cuz u here about women getting cheated on doesn't mean that men don't

  • 62 45
    Submitted by fmlimhungover on May 17, 10 at 2:12am

    Fuckin asshole. U cheat on a girl then she cheats. And u just worsened the cycle. Maybe she won't cheat but she'll have trust issues because of your pathetic ass

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:29pm

    Haha you deserved now. Now all that money that she saved up for nice little gift she can treat herself to something.

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:46pm

    wowww your a fucking jerk, you clearly deserved it.

  • 48 18
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 19, 11 at 4:25am

    Nobody likes corn anymore :(

  • 62 46
    Submitted by CHKN on Aug 17, 10 at 8:49pm

    D-Bag...

  • 68 58
    Submitted by pamagneta on Apr 15, 10 at 7:57pm

    You jerk!

  • 64 50
    Submitted by thooties on Mar 16, 10 at 11:28am

    Dude how do you not know I mean if she's working two jobs and not talking to you, you should put two and two together

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:21pm

    Makes you feel like a jackass doesn't it..

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:13pm

    this is the lowest of the low

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:53am

    Friggin' loser! Go jump!!

  • 50 23
    Submitted by vinmyer13 on Jul 20, 11 at 10:03am

    that's what she gets for leaving the kitchen

  • 58 39
    Submitted by stl_fimest on Jun 29, 10 at 2:56am

    Represent 314 baby

  • 54 31
    Submitted by Kjenkins on May 27, 10 at 6:50pm

    Smooth move slick.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:27pm

    EPIC FUCKING FAIL HAHAHA THAT'LL TEACH YOUR UNFAITHFUL FUCK HEATHEN SELF! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Libby on Jan 20, 10 at 5:50am

    hahaha damn. busted

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:38pm

    Thats cuz it is made up, isnt it obvious. C'mon people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:55pm

    the text is fake, I know because I posted it. A lot of cry babies here, boo hoo.

  • 49 22
    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:01pm

    Cool story bro

  • 52 28
    Submitted by FukYoCouchNig on Jan 17, 11 at 8:13pm

    All he did was cheat first. Eventually they all want a different dick

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Epimetheus on May 8, 10 at 1:35am

    This is still the Worst Night? Come on, I was expecting something new

  • 58 40
    Submitted by le_spark on Apr 12, 10 at 3:52pm

    You're such a dickhead dude...

  • 45 15
    Submitted by livigleegirl on Oct 24, 11 at 9:15pm

    your an asshole.

  • 52 29
    Submitted by BiBabyGirl on Mar 28, 11 at 3:02am

    Lmfao

  • 46 17
    Submitted by unknown_chicky on Jan 5, 11 at 2:33am

    Oooooo fail! Serves him fkn right for cheating

  • 53 31
    Submitted by woodstock89 on Sep 18, 10 at 1:46pm

    you're a fuck.

  • 56 37
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:30pm

    STL. Ha.

  • 68 61
    Submitted by charlieferr on Mar 30, 10 at 11:14pm

    So pretty much u had a 3 some aftr?

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 12:46pm

    You're a douche

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:51pm

    Your a FUCKEN IDIOT!!!!!! No really whos this fucken stupid?

  • 43 12
    Submitted by chef504 on Aug 8, 12 at 2:24pm

    Easy come easy go. If she picked a job in the service industry it was only a matter of time before she fell on another dick.

  • 48 22
    Submitted by troutbum406 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:29pm

    Nice move Casanova ! Who the fuck wants to date a waitress anyway?

  • 48 22
    Submitted by beatherup on Apr 20, 11 at 7:31am

    Damn. FYL

  • 51 28
    Submitted by rickjames225 on Mar 8, 11 at 12:16pm

    FIRST SON!!!

  • 54 34
    Submitted by Krae16 on Feb 7, 11 at 5:21pm

    Ha that blows..

  • 52 30
    Submitted by brayer24 on Oct 31, 10 at 11:06pm

    That's what you get asshole .

  • 55 36
    Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:15pm

    Why the fuck would you take the girl YOU'RE CHEATING WITH on a date to the resteraunt YOUR GIRLFRIEND WORKS AT.\n\nRetard -____-

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:36pm

    Shitty

  • 85 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:30am

    St.Louis!! I doesn't prove that assholes live in missouri they live everywhere!!!!!! I live in missouri!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:33am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:16pm

    Why are you bitching about fml? This has been on here alot longer then a month.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:06pm

    Wow, what an asshole.

  • 86 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:07am

    was your gf hot, and isn't she technically single?

  • 50 27
    Submitted by cfsmith on Apr 24, 11 at 1:35am

    That had to suck ass.

  • 45 17
    Submitted by ohfuckme on Apr 9, 11 at 10:34am

    Better leave a good tip...

  • 48 23
    Submitted by bohler06 on Mar 23, 11 at 1:23am

    Oh no

  • 53 33
    Submitted by Punt_SpeedChunk on Jun 24, 10 at 9:46pm

    Karma's a bitch isn't it? Way to go dumbass.

  • 54 35
    Submitted by Me777 on Apr 20, 10 at 12:13am

    Wow dude... You brought it on yourself by cheating, you stupid cunt. I hope they both break up with you and tell everyone what a lying, cheating asshole you are and you never find a person as loving and considerate as your ex.

  • 60 47
    Submitted by prodigyfn1 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:06am

    wow. deserved that one.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 13, 10 at 6:20am

    But did she stay with you!

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:54am

    I know it's already been said, but there's a reversed version on FML about this. Just it's the girl cheating and the guy was trying to buy an engagement ring.

  • 45 18
    Submitted by Man_With_Da_Boat on Apr 25, 11 at 12:48am

    Oh man that sucks

  • 55 38
    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 3:56pm

    One word dude.,. Fucked.,. That's wht u are now.,.

  • 50 28
    Submitted by beccaboo91 on Nov 16, 10 at 1:22am

    you are a douche

  • 50 28
    Submitted by fingerham on Aug 23, 10 at 1:22am

    Gotcha!

  • 53 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 5:12am

    Rock on bro

  • 47 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 10 at 1:39am

    Hey! This is guy is awesome! Win some ya lose some!

  • 57 43
    Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 8:09pm

    serves you right. and i am content in knowing that you shall be labeled a scum-bag and will never get a nice date again

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:10pm

    Ha!! Did she dump the pasta on your lap?

  • 41 12
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:25am

    I hope you didn't tip her. She must have done some HOrRibLe things to your food.

  • 48 26
    Submitted by gbbyboo on Jun 28, 11 at 2:51am

    Thats some funny shit hahaha

  • 45 20
    Submitted by SuperKoen on Jun 2, 11 at 11:28am

    Oops

  • 46 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 9:16am

    UFO WTF??? v v -@;8$,!38,/!ignoring

  • 49 28
    Submitted by shughes57 on Feb 22, 11 at 12:18pm

    You must be the dumbest guy on earth.

  • 53 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 2:21am

    So what's her number?

  • 51 32
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 3, 10 at 1:57am

    You are stupid you pulled that on yourself ya tard

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Memphis on Apr 23, 10 at 12:08am

    You should save the world the trouble and play in traffic, blindfolded.

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:07pm

    Jack off

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:59pm

    HAhahahaha!

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:55pm

    •*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•*•.•

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:00pm

    Guys like you are the reason girls start eating pussy

  • 45 21
    Submitted by hobowhite on Oct 20, 11 at 11:51pm

    Win!!!!!!!!

  • 53 37
    Submitted by snoodle99 on Jul 4, 11 at 5:30pm

    Um fail???

  • 53 37
    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:07am

    thats grimey doucheeeeeeee

  • 52 35
    Submitted by GClef69 on Jul 6, 10 at 9:49pm

    this is STUPID. nobody ever texted this. you're making this up because you're a loser.

  • 48 28
    Submitted by iheartmyko on Mar 14, 11 at 12:18pm

    This is off of FML

  • 52 36
    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 3:04am

    bahahaha fuck your life..

  • 61 54
    Submitted by blueeyes917 on Mar 22, 10 at 9:24pm

    You're a douchebag.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:02pm

    You're a house cat fucking little rat dick and I hope you get ball cancer

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:12pm

    i like how girls always get so mad when guys cheat...if u did everything he wanted u to he wudnt have to go other places

  • 54 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:18am

    Karma IS a bitch...

  • 55 43
    Submitted by catnipples on Mar 13, 10 at 2:57pm

    Chelsea_Mae: so?

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:13pm

    haha sucker busted urself hard and she was obviously gettin you sumthin good if she needed to jobs to get it

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:58am

    hahahaha dear god thats fucking hilarious....talk about an "oh shit...." moment...

  • 42 18
    Submitted by MetricPoems on Oct 19, 11 at 9:24pm

    you sir deserve to be drawn and quartered and then nust for te hell of it ~ castrated

  • 41 16
    Submitted by 098098 on Sep 4, 11 at 11:14pm

    Wow. Dude. Just wow. Thats all i have to say.

  • 43 20
    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 19, 11 at 4:23am

    .....

  • 48 30
    Submitted by stevehodgeeee on Mar 27, 11 at 2:17pm

    You know how fucked up this is

  • 46 26
    Submitted by taz9123 on Feb 9, 11 at 6:56am

    YO FUCKTART!! Men like you are the reason women have regrets n shit and so hard to gain trust from!

  • 45 24
    Submitted by cajuncutie985 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:13pm

    Since I, obviously, had nothing else better to do today I read a lot of these comments.LMAO to most of them. He got what he deserved. Hopefully he learned his lesson, but in my opinion I don't think all the BS said on here is really necessary. It takes two people to make a relationship and it takes two to break it. THERE IS TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY!!! \nBTW here is some advice for the ladies: IF YOU KEEP YOUR MAN PLEASED AT HOME HE WONT HAVE TO GO SOME WHERE ELSE TO FIND IT!!!\nJUS SAYIN!!!!!

  • 54 42
    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:40pm

    Better of tipped well, all I have to say

  • 52 38
    Submitted by sanfrancisco on Oct 24, 10 at 11:57am

    Playa!!!! U are soo shallow

  • 57 48
    Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jun 30, 10 at 9:20pm

    ahaha, smooth you fucking dick magnet.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:21pm

    Haha, u got what you deserved

  • 57 48
    Submitted by DJmaster on Apr 13, 10 at 1:43pm

    holy ****

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:37pm

    Wow ur a real dickhead dood

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:01pm

    BRB hav to go get my parrot out of the oven

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:30pm

    EPIC FAILURE!!!!!!!!

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:56pm

    So did they both dump you at the same time, how'd that work out.

  • 41 17
    Submitted by NotDaveMatthews on Sep 30, 11 at 6:11am

    I'm so alone.

  • 44 23
    Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 10, 11 at 4:46pm

    I would beat the shit out of this douchebag

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 10 at 4:35pm

    Hahha props bro on playin two chicks at once..too bad it turned for the worst gotta be smarter next time.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:20pm

    Since when was it a crime to put the samething on here as FML? who made that law? Nice job by the way man ha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:11pm

    Good thing is that you know you can pick up another girl.

  • 41 18
    Submitted by SuperWhalespenis on Sep 16, 11 at 6:11pm

    What a jerk

  • 41 18
    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Jul 26, 11 at 10:12pm

    You are SCUM

  • 42 20
    Submitted by soccerstud021 on Jun 17, 11 at 2:00pm

    Lulz your life sucks

  • 51 38
    Submitted by hurleyboi on Jul 31, 10 at 7:50am

    It depends on what happen after the date

  • 51 38
    Submitted by Khalii on Jun 27, 10 at 6:15pm

    FML?

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:48am

    well at least she realized she deserves better than you

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:50am

    i hope your present was a whipped cream pie gone sour and she threw it in your face

  • 41 19
    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 17, 12 at 10:41pm

    There is a bunch of bitter people on here lol. Who cares if he cheated.

  • 46 29
    Submitted by LamborghiniLloyd on Feb 25, 11 at 12:58pm

    I wonder if he tipped her

  • 48 33
    Submitted by Cthulhu on Sep 19, 10 at 12:15am

    Ooooooorrrrr maybe this is made up like 9/10ths of the other texts out there?

  • 48 33
    Submitted by ameilsa on Sep 12, 10 at 11:30pm

    Well the girlfriend got a shitload of extra money now

  • 50 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 6:16pm

    One word: twat

  • 53 43
    Submitted by lovndad on May 20, 10 at 8:52pm

    Oh that shits funny......sad, but funny

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:10am

    Oh no that quote that were saying about manjina

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:56am

    WOW. You are a cunt.

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:36am

    WOWWWWWWWWW that is fucked up man...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:40pm

    blah blah blah people make mistakes. if you believe in karma good for you. how do you know this girl isnt doing the same thing. blah blah blah girls will be girls "omg guys are such assholes" ps this is a girl too. girls like you are the reason guys just hit it and quit it...^

    • 46 27
      Submitted by cajuncutie985 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:18pm

      LMAO!! I love it!!!!!! Couldn't have said this any better!!

  • 42 22
    Submitted by UKoeIt on Jun 3, 11 at 11:00am

    I hope she kicks yew in the balls for that jackass!

  • 46 30
    Submitted by Eridani on May 25, 11 at 10:12pm

    Hahaha, you deserve it for your legenday douchebaggery.\nI hope you choke on a cactus.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by nicole_15 on Oct 18, 10 at 2:05pm

    motha fucka

  • 47 32
    Submitted by h20burygrandam on Aug 4, 10 at 6:07am

    Ouch!

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:45pm

    Thats awesome! haha even if its fake still awesome

  • 40 19
    Submitted by Burns on Oct 26, 11 at 11:16am

    This is the universe's way of saying: "God your a bastard."

  • 45 29
    Submitted by mofosupastar on Apr 21, 11 at 12:21am

    Lol u are soooo unlucky

  • 52 43
    Submitted by TouCH on May 7, 10 at 2:52am

    Hahahaha bad luck u ass

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:19am

    Itunes-search. Roobie breastnut

  • 44 28
    Submitted by crazyred412 on Jun 2, 11 at 10:45pm

    umh maybe you shouldn't cheat asshole.

  • 47 34
    Submitted by RexTheStar on Dec 2, 10 at 5:19am

    tats cool

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:09am

    Ppl said they saw the same thing on FML a couple days ago or something!

  • 39 19
    Submitted by ChristianRE722 on Jan 11, 12 at 8:52am

    Ouch.. What happens next??

  • 39 19
    Submitted by peanut888 on Jan 5, 12 at 12:14am

    Hope he feels bad now

  • 42 25
    Submitted by williamske on Sep 9, 11 at 7:58pm

    What the fuck. You are such a dumb ass. Fuckin douche bag!

  • 44 29
    Submitted by chenzitong on Feb 8, 11 at 8:04am

    Haha

  • 40 22
    Submitted by josielee2012 on Aug 1, 11 at 4:09pm

    You suck at life.

  • 44 30
    Submitted by themain on May 23, 11 at 7:41pm

    U dick

  • 52 46
    Submitted by bsgrinnell on Aug 24, 10 at 7:59pm

    That's awsome. Did she get u something good? Also ....fuck all u man haters commenting on this cus women do the same shit

  • 47 36
    Submitted by wildcannabis on Jun 10, 10 at 3:18am

    This is wierd this same thing happened to my girlfriend...

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:28am

    Don't go giving her a big tip just because you know her. If she makes your date uncomfortable or anything she needs a small tip or no tip at all so she'll learn her lesson.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:23am

    This doesn't even make sense.

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:22am

    Chew it over with a twix. Lmao.

  • 35 13
    Submitted by destration on Feb 15, 12 at 8:13pm

    Everyone's so mad! Lol bro I feel bad for you.

  • 46 35
    Submitted by ayybaby23 on Jun 19, 11 at 4:27pm

    Woooooow..

  • 41 25
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 19, 11 at 4:24am

    Douchefag...

  • 40 23
    Submitted by Jsmith907 on Mar 7, 11 at 5:57pm

    That's AWESOME

  • 45 33
    Submitted by JillianYouFuck on Dec 31, 10 at 3:22am

    I'm gonna send him a douche bag in the mail.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31am

    ppl who keep saying it's probably her own fault...go die or something. no one deserves to be cheated on, especially when she's putting in extra effort for the guy! i hope it is made up because this just breaks my heart.

  • 37 18
    Submitted by froggy69 on Apr 30, 12 at 8:41am

    Well I've been cheated on six times by my girlfriend's so it proves men aren't the only ones that do it

  • 43 30
    Submitted by Cherrie77 on Jan 31, 11 at 11:26pm

    That's rough- haha, but ironically humorous.

  • 46 36
    Submitted by dalisair on Jan 22, 11 at 11:38pm

    You, sir, are a douchebag.

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:14pm

    I agree with 10:27

  • 38 21
    Submitted by toshaama on Feb 1, 12 at 10:11pm

    Technically he wasn't cheating. He was just taking a girl out to eat. :/

  • 41 27
    Submitted by Speeeeaaars9 on Jul 24, 11 at 12:33am

    Goood fucking job ya jackass. SMH.

  • 40 25
    Submitted by 1BadMitch on Jun 23, 11 at 12:33pm

    BadMitch would have said it was his cousin, www.badmitch.com

  • 48 41
    Submitted by geauxspartans on Apr 7, 10 at 3:13am

    asshole

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 3:01pm

    Hahahaha 

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:33am

    WTF!!!! thats horrible! karma is a bitch!

  • 39 24
    Submitted by legitsky on Mar 6, 11 at 10:00pm

    That musta been a weird date

  • 47 40
    Submitted by qwertytrewq on May 19, 10 at 5:55pm

    Do you feel like a dick hole now? Were you and the whore you went out with having fun or sex after your girlfriend dumped you? I mean the whore had to be worth it at least.

  • 40 27
    Submitted by party654 on Nov 27, 11 at 1:01am

    Scumbag

  • 42 31
    Submitted by mynameischris on Mar 9, 11 at 10:30pm

    My friend, now it's just time to say I love you and say the devil is possessing you

  • 48 43
    Submitted by flylikeaneagle on Aug 3, 10 at 2:21pm

    what a sweet loving girl to get a job just to buy you something nice for your special day. and she was dating a total asshole. i hope you fucked the other slut and got AIDS.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Sexyboyy on Mar 17, 10 at 11:17pm

    Hahahaha whoo....... dumbass

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:00am

    this really does prove that the biggest assholes live in missouri. i'd bet money i know this guy.

  • 31 10
    Submitted by CookieBoo on Oct 30, 12 at 7:04am

    That is why womens don't trust men anymore 😐

  • 41 30
    Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 3, 12 at 4:46pm

    Yes, this guy is an asshole. Most guys aren't like that, though. It's just that most girls will happen to run into a few of these guys in their lives, and they'll be the exes that they focus on. Aside from that, they can't say for sure that other exes WEREN'T cheating, just that those were. So... no. This does not represent 80% of the male population. I just wish it didn't represent any of either the male or female population.

  • 43 34
    Submitted by badmitch on May 22, 11 at 2:43am

    BadMitch would have nailed em both, www.badmitch.com

  • 43 34
    Submitted by YeahThatHappened on May 3, 11 at 11:15am

    I love all these bleeding heart comments from women who have been cheated on xD, yes sir you are an asshat but this is fking hilarious :)

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:17pm

    Jack off

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:48am

    Wow so what happened?

  • 35 19
    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 24, 12 at 1:15am

    Wow, asshole..

  • 42 33
    Submitted by jesseZ33 on Nov 15, 11 at 10:30am

    Haha pimp

  • 37 23
    Submitted by Janie_KR09198 on Oct 27, 11 at 12:20pm

    That had to be wicked embarrassing!!!

  • 34 18
    Submitted by greyalliance21 on Aug 1, 12 at 7:19pm

    something about the way you say it makes me feel like your proud of it.... fuck you cum midget

  • 31 12
    Submitted by photorobert on Jul 16, 12 at 8:16pm

    you dumbfuck, you deserve it

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:56pm

    Ummm I'm pretty sure I saw this same story in FMl or a magazine.... Besides it sounds like a fake text made up just to be on here.....

  • 32 15
    Submitted by cares on Mar 20, 12 at 2:52am

    Feminism rules. Fuckin liberals

  • 38 27
    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 23, 12 at 11:29pm

    Ohhhh dammmm. That's a bad one.. Sorry dude.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:52pm

    That's some big pimpin right there. Sooo... How was the threesome?

  • 41 34
    Submitted by alex38c on Jun 13, 11 at 6:15pm

    Could have been worse. You could have taken her sister or best friend on that date

  • 32 17
    Submitted by jorykusy on Dec 17, 11 at 1:44pm

    Asshole

  • 40 33
    Submitted by kutiek on Nov 20, 11 at 6:54pm

    Way to go dude ur a real winner haha

  • 44 41
    Submitted by zjm95 on May 15, 10 at 9:53am

    Asshole

  • 32 18
    Submitted by PenisVagina on Mar 3, 12 at 12:23pm

    Dick!

  • 34 22
    Submitted by arbegg on Dec 14, 11 at 11:33am

    I love how ppl get angry at this guy. Ur on here to get laughs not make judgements about ppl. Im happy for this guy.

  • 37 28
    Submitted by nomorebjs002 on Jun 27, 11 at 12:08am

    Your an ass!

  • 35 25
    Submitted by koolkid99 on Feb 26, 12 at 3:01pm

    She saved a shit load of cash by dumping you

  • 43 41
    Submitted by hils07 on Jun 21, 11 at 11:31pm

    U ass hole

  • 32 20
    Submitted by adah on Dec 20, 11 at 10:00pm

    Dam and y 2

  • 39 34
    Submitted by jesseZ33 on Nov 14, 11 at 7:43pm

    Well if she wouldn't have been so damn secretive this wouldn't happen lol. He prolly thought she was whoring around lol

  • 36 28
    Submitted by konkydong on Aug 2, 11 at 4:31am

    I can't decide which is more funny,the txt or the posts of dumb bitches who've been hurt and now are venomous whores and use men being assholes as an excuse.HAHA suck it you evil sluts!

  • 35 27
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:02am

    Tool bag

  • 30 18
    Submitted by LibbieAnne123 on Aug 5, 12 at 7:39am

    What a fool

  • 36 30
    Submitted by dud157 on Jun 26, 11 at 4:47am

    More of a fml

  • 42 42
    Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Jan 5, 11 at 11:11pm

    for real you're a douche. guys you are the reason the guys who actually give a shit about a girl can't get them because they're afraid of getting hurt again. fuck you!! i hate guys like you with a passion

  • 28 15
    Submitted by heyits_beth98 on Jul 18, 12 at 3:11am

    You sir sound like a bit of a twat to me...

  • 28 15
    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 6, 12 at 11:44pm

    Good thing she got the job. So she could drop you.

  • 26 12
    Submitted by WittyUsername on Apr 15, 12 at 5:06am

    You're a dick and you deserve it.

  • 25 10
    Submitted by spazzzz on Apr 9, 12 at 10:04am

    Hahaha that is hilarious

  • 26 13
    Submitted by boodah47 on Jul 6, 12 at 8:15pm

    Did she give you a discount at least? If shes terrible enough to drive you to cheating, then thats the least she can do for putting up with her as long as you did!

  • 30 21
    Submitted by herpderp6 on Jun 12, 12 at 11:52pm

    What a shitlord!

  • 29 19
    Submitted by ninecraftrules on May 29, 12 at 10:56pm

    Akwaaaaaaaard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:12pm

    She probably deserved it.

  • 30 22
    Submitted by swallows on Sep 10, 12 at 12:33pm

    So? Shes gotta understand if shes busy working you ain't gonna be home alone jerking.

  • 32 26
    Submitted by ginganinja55 on Mar 23, 12 at 11:37pm

    I hope you realized just how great of a woman you just let go of. Actually you didn't even have the balls to do that, you decided to cheat instead. Little bitch I hope this is a lesson learned

  • 34 30
    Submitted by lightshitup on Jul 21, 11 at 12:30am

    hahaha props on being a major ass hole!

  • 47 56
    Submitted by derrelizer on Apr 26, 11 at 6:05am

    You sir, are the man! PLAYA!!

  • 27 17
    Submitted by clairedxxxx on Mar 25, 12 at 5:14am

    So what did she do ?

  • 33 29
    Submitted by hardcorey757 on Oct 7, 11 at 11:14pm

    Shoulda thought outside the box and went to taco bell

  • 41 45
    Submitted by BlackAHole on Apr 14, 11 at 12:24pm

    That's not too awquard of a situation hahahaha

  • 33 31
    Submitted by adah on Feb 7, 12 at 10:39pm

    Wawawaaaaaa

  • 24 15
    Submitted by Meglo on Nov 22, 12 at 11:45am

    Well, I hope you feel like a major asshole.

  • 27 21
    Submitted by bdisher on Sep 12, 12 at 2:20pm

    Dick

  • 23 14
    Submitted by jtc_3 on May 3, 13 at 12:44pm

    Lolol too good. Follow me on twitter at @jtc_3

  • 25 18
    Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Oct 22, 12 at 12:45pm

    Charlie Sheen?

  • 23 16
    Submitted by swimster98 on Jul 6, 12 at 4:16am

    Best present ever!

  • 25 20
    Submitted by awesomegirl247 on Jun 16, 12 at 6:56pm

    Maybe that's why she didn't tell you?

  • 20 18
    Submitted by x13kmgb on Feb 23, 13 at 5:35am

    The perfect example of: Piece Of Shit (at it's finest....) \n\nThere *may* not be shittier excuses for horrible human beings out there! So far, this one takes the cake!

  • 12 12
    Submitted by naye on Jul 15, 13 at 7:30pm

    Damn I bet she was fucking pissed of cause u cheated with her that what she should disearved tho.

  • 11 19
    Submitted by twillz11 on Apr 29, 13 at 5:49pm

    Looks like she didn't need a second job anymore!! Lmao!

  • 4 6
    Submitted by PompousA55 on Dec 24, 13 at 11:41am

    Ouch.