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  • 103 29
    Submitted by shaveydavey on Apr 25, 12 at 10:21am
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    Wow.... you're not even slutty. You're just a dirty bitch.

  • 74 32
    Submitted by TexasYankee7 on Apr 25, 12 at 10:20am
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    have you heard of this thing called shampoo....or a condom?

    • 18 23
      Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:44am
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      she heard it does wonders for the face so she was experimenting to see what it does for hair

  • 67 30
    Submitted by papichulokulo on Apr 25, 12 at 9:40am
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    You should have just combined the dates. I'm sure neither one of them would have minded, cause then at least you wouldn't smell like dried jizz till after they were done with you.

  • 51 22
    Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on Apr 25, 12 at 12:53pm
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    Do that guy a favor and cancel the dinner date

  • 49 22
    Submitted by pinkispretty on Apr 25, 12 at 9:38am
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    What a gem.

  • 49 29
    Submitted by ZAK13 on Apr 25, 12 at 11:01am
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    Is your name Mary and your dates name Ted?

  • 47 29
    Submitted by keto06 on Apr 25, 12 at 9:32am
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    stay classy Houston

  • 41 26
    Submitted by laubach on Apr 25, 12 at 10:33am
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    a cock lunch with a side of whore way to start your afternoon

  • 30 25
    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 26, 12 at 1:46am
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    Wow! I guess the carpet will be matching the drapes later.

  • 22 24
    Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:43am
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    so for lunch you had a cockmeat sandwich and for dinner you are ordering a Italian sausage and meatballs ?

  • 20 23
    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 25, 12 at 3:07pm
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    Hahahajaja!

  • 3 4
    Submitted by paigeunicorn on Nov 26, 12 at 10:30pm
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    This is my life