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  • 63 66
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 22, 12 at 6:14pm

    Stop fookin the lunchmeat, ya great drunken twit.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 22, 12 at 5:59pm

    You had sex with Ron Jeremy again?

  • 51 57
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 22, 12 at 9:04pm

    stop dating performance artists.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Apr 22, 12 at 3:05pm

    My wife likes it when she wakes up to my sausage in bed

  • 48 56
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 22, 12 at 5:10pm

    Dumb ass and fake

  • 40 42
    Submitted by derpina on Apr 24, 12 at 2:46pm

    I don't go to bed with it, my boyfriend's dog just seems to think the bed is the safest place to hide his snacks for later. It's awful rolling over into bologna :P

  • 51 65
    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 3:44pm

    stop goin to bed eating deli meats ya fat nasty bastard

    • 49 69
      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 22, 12 at 5:01pm

      no this isn't a joke...that's fucking gross...I threw up in my mouth from thinking of waking up with greasy smelly meat in my bed

      • 47 56
        Submitted by reeln on Apr 23, 12 at 10:12am

        isn't it the same as waking up to a fatty with a roast beef curtain

  • 40 51
    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Apr 23, 12 at 5:36pm

    Where were you trying to hide that salami?