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  • Submitted by crockpot on Oct 21, 12 at 2:21pm

    God, I wish women were this forward!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 21, 12 at 2:39pm

    You do not what to be around women like this.

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    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Oct 21, 12 at 4:03pm

    I just picture smeagol saying my precious and biting a dick off.

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    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 21, 12 at 1:57pm

    Bury your flag in his balls...

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    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 21, 12 at 3:03pm

    Hop on, lady. I was born for this.

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 22, 12 at 12:38am

    the phrase Dick tiger girl comes to mind when reading this text lol

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 12 at 9:26pm

    Again, double wrap seems like appropriate advice.

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      Submitted by MD_crabs on Oct 21, 12 at 11:34pm

      Please stop Peach

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        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 22, 12 at 3:06am

        Saying please doesn't change the fact that you're bullying me.