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  • 99 61
    Submitted by crockpot on Oct 21, 12 at 2:21pm

    God, I wish women were this forward!

  • 79 55
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 21, 12 at 2:39pm

    You do not what to be around women like this.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by bigdickplaya on Oct 21, 12 at 4:03pm

    I just picture smeagol saying my precious and biting a dick off.

  • 75 62
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 21, 12 at 1:57pm

    Bury your flag in his balls...

  • 75 64
    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 21, 12 at 3:03pm

    Hop on, lady. I was born for this.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 22, 12 at 12:38am

    the phrase Dick tiger girl comes to mind when reading this text lol

  • 71 65
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 12 at 9:26pm

    Again, double wrap seems like appropriate advice.

    • 60 55
      Submitted by MD_crabs on Oct 21, 12 at 11:34pm

      Please stop Peach

      • 66 52
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 22, 12 at 3:06am

        Saying please doesn't change the fact that you're bullying me.