You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by nonphotoblue on Apr 26, 12 at 4:15pm

    Go with a flesh-toned one, it will give him that extra split second of horror.

  • 96 20
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 26, 12 at 4:36pm

    How to stop a rapist 101

  • 82 31
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 26, 12 at 7:05pm

    I hope you're up for giving him a good pegging. More guys are into that than are willing to admit.

    • 23 16
      Submitted by keto06 on Apr 27, 12 at 1:12pm

      butt plug maybe... but a full strap on? pass.

  • 47 27
    Submitted by keto06 on Apr 26, 12 at 5:10pm

    "i hope you have another chick stashed somewhere"

  • 44 38
    Submitted by porksword on Apr 26, 12 at 5:36pm

    Doesn't matter, still have sex.

  • 33 19
    Submitted by Malicius on Apr 26, 12 at 10:46pm

    Bahahahaha

  • 31 16
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 12 at 4:32am

    If you wear it under clothes, it is called a "packer."

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Irish_man_88 on Apr 26, 12 at 3:56pm

    Wtf Michigan