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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:14pm

    To all those who said they couldn't finish, consider this: He didn't set a time limit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:43pm

    I must be the only dad with a daughter that still own a 12 ga. That'd have been the only thing getting shot off...

    • Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 13, 10 at 12:41am

      yea killing a kid for fucking your daughter.. thats rational

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        Submitted by DrHarleyQ on Jun 5, 11 at 4:01pm

        Yeah, and that Dad was dead fucking serious about shooting the boyfriend.

      • Submitted by McMaster420 on Jul 27, 11 at 4:43pm

        old school badass, yes. Rational, family is no time to be a pussy

      • Submitted by Kin6x on Oct 21, 11 at 12:02am

        You must be too yung to understand how shit goes down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:37pm

    This kinda happened last week to me and my gf. Her brother knocked on tje door and told me to hurry up so we could play some cod mw2 =] ahhh filipinos.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:39am

    hahaha the first time i met my father in law i was shagging his daughter! while she had her head in the pillow and still screaming I lent over to shake his hand! I said "gidday, you must be Mr x" :-P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:44pm

    Many a good time...although his dad was totally pussy whipped ..makes sense now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:27pm

    This obviously isn't the first time he's caught someone with his daughterr...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:24pm

    hahaha! 3:14, I was thinking the same thing! ...and no longer any fear of getting caught!

  • Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:27am

    finish!? um. hello, my dickk would be limp as HEEELLLLLLLLLLL after that shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:08pm

    That's so fucking weird.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:05pm

    Wow. I wouldnt be able to finish. That would be some crazy shit though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:34pm

    how dirty is she if he's like . "fuck again? alright, hurry up and finish." haha

  • Submitted by M0st4f4 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:54am

    I think the soviet russia guy is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:43pm

    hahaha this is too funny. i feel so niave but i cant stop laughing!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:57am

    fuckit. now you have no pressure dad knows what daughter/son is up to, you can just bone in peace

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:41pm

    Having the dad walk in would be a total turn-off...like more than dead baby kittens or your grandmother naked. I certainly wouldn't finish.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:56pm

    Gotta agree with the last anonymous guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:50pm

    i was tit fucking a girl and her dad walked in and just was....oops wrong room

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:45am

    @ 6:02 why do you think we call it nine-bro-nine hahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:51pm

    10:17, when you have kids will you just let your daughter do what she wants?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:29pm

    I like being watched so no matter who it was walking in I wiuld definitely be able to finish You get epic props for last night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:49pm

    3:32 don't knock it til you try it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:24am

    Shocking. Another fake TFLN being upvoted by brainless idiots.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:39pm

    a dad who said that probably wanted him to hurry up so he could hop on. it's cute you like that. go shake hands with pedophiles because you need to thank them for every damaged lay you ever had. probably the only ones you've had.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:20pm

    I would have asked him to join.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:13pm

    my g/fs mom caught us once. couldn't finish, too awkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:28am

    I would fucking snap that kids neck in 6 pieces

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:10pm

    thanks tom. really appreciate it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:00pm

    of course it would be a 909er

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:31pm

    OMG I think I know that girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:41pm

    as long as he didn't stay and watched I wouldn't have a problem finishing. At least u know her family likes u!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:06am

    Blessed be the valley of the dirt people. For the father know their daughters are whores and are fine with it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:04pm

    My x's dad just said interesting and closed the door. She is the one that wanted me to finish just to spite that mother fucker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:17pm

    Whats up with all these overprotective dads? Would you rather it be in your house, (where you could make sure there using protection and not doing it anal) or in some alley where shell prolly get aids from a drunk hobo who walked by

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:36pm

    That dad RULES!! did you finish???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:27pm

    909 hahahaha someone was probably waiting in line - there's money to be made, dude!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:40pm

    This tfln is attracting the mentally disturbed, apparently...

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 17, 10 at 10:01am

      We're all mentally disturbed. Some of us just choose to hide it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:46am

    So who was better, OP, the girl or her dad?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:01am

    909... he probably went back into his room to get some himself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:06pm

    haha (909) my area baby!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:51pm

    1:40 -- No, not a "tough guy", just a dad...who is sooo with 11:43...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:57pm

    Someone else watching I'd be ok with....but her dad? Still eeeww.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:53pm

    Her dad should have joined :p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:01am

    I like him 2! I think i'd be the ssme when i grow ip! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:02pm

    Lol 909 is full of bro hoes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:30pm

    I would have finished you off. Permanently.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:54pm

    This is my favorite one of all time :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:25pm

    "I would have finished you off. Permanently." Then spend the rest of your life in jail, good plan.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:41am

    @September 5 10:13, please kill yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:05pm

    Shut the fuck up soviet Russia! U really have mo friends or life! Go get laid!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:50am

    That's fucken cool!!!!!!....lucky bastard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:14am

    You could do better than a 12 guage, yeah the pattern would make it painful but you could take a well aimed and loraina bobbet him from a ways away. A stearn what the fuck should have been said too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:20am

    Ok this is by far the best one and who ever is posting the Societ Russia things shut the fuck up please that is so dumb and it makes no sense. In Soviet Russia they kill u for posting dumb ass coments like this cause they find it annoying. Good job man I am proud of ur text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:34am

    You never finish!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:13pm

    This shit would happen in the IE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:15pm

    4:32 i like your style

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:05pm

    hahah I bet that wasn't the first time...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:05pm

    um by 6 i meant 9 lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:28pm

    rep the 909! soo.... i live close... think i can get her adress??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:10pm

    ^^^ thats a little odd.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:08pm

    dam her dad's pretty cool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:29am

    sooooo 909!!! i love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:26pm

    It wouldn't bother me about it being her dad if the dad is hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:59pm

    At least he didn't stay in the room and take pictures like my dad does.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:19pm

    And it came from the 909...no surprise.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:15pm

    Disgusting he probably wanted to watch or listen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:04am

    I would have finished you off. Permanently. go suck on dicks

  • Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Apr 22, 10 at 1:28pm

    Lmfao. WINNNN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:44am

    That's awesomeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by mytoolisbig on Mar 21, 10 at 9:35pm

    Stop fucking lying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:23pm

    He'll yeah the 909 rules!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:05pm

    @11:45, or in this case, 9-ho-6

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:08pm

    Shutcha face bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:20am

    3:06 fucking awesome!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:28pm

    He probably fucks her too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:07pm

    I like the danger of getting caught too, teehee!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:28am

    i live in 909 and we're all going to hell, just tryin to have fun on the way there :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:40pm

    Dads a jerk. He should care more for his daughter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:00am

    HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH! what a great dad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:46pm

    That's an AWESOME story 11:39!

  • Submitted by magicthief on Aug 24, 10 at 1:17am

    I was doing doggystyle against the wall and the same thing happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:43am

    I agree if they never had sex in their life then they wouldn't have children so stop bitchin parents if you don't have to drive your children to have sex they are old enough to suffer the consequences... A child that they tell not to have sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:30pm

    2:41, very creative thinking. Did that actually happen to you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:36pm

    that wasnt her dad dude

  • Submitted by rissellc on May 12, 10 at 9:34pm

    good man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:26pm

    9:04pm, Thats sooo wrong, she has no idea how much she really cares for her dad, she sounds like a child herself, who would want to do that to get back at there dad??? Not cool, Mums and Dads do so much for there children, you dont know how hard it really is untill you have your own.!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:00pm

    Hahaha, im from the 909. $20 says she was a bro ho... Oh rancho cucagmonga:)

  • Submitted by Perezbah on Mar 15, 10 at 1:59am

    Soviet russia joke is from family guy lmao pretty funny if u guys would get it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:52pm

    omg lol that is ridiculous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:27pm

    i would like to meet that man and give him a pack of beer and a high five.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:07am

    The 909 is crazy. Haha I probably know these people.

  • Submitted by funnyhunny on Dec 12, 10 at 9:34pm

    It doesn't get any better than that! Ha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:13am

    What kind of "normal" dad would tell you to finish?? That is sick, he probably does her too! EEEEWWWWWWWW!

  • Submitted by fivestarmovement on Aug 17, 11 at 6:54am

    Lucky bastard..

  • Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:16pm

    That is creepy....I am thinking maybe Dad was waiting for his turn. What self respecting Father wouldn't make him immediately leave!?!?!

  • Submitted by Tone_ToneYoung on Apr 12, 10 at 10:16pm

    You are from IE!?! no hot tail out there. Period!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:57am

    In his face!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:32pm

    nothing says Riverside quite like that text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26pm

    Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:24am

    oh my god are you fucking kidding me this had to have been me???????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:59am

    For mr or ms 10:24... Shocking. Another dickhead pretending to be a professional TFLNer with his "this is FAKE" shit. I'm tiring of seeing your guys' shit. If you don't like it, then GET OFF THE DAMN SITE. thank you, that is all.

  • Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 2, 11 at 9:17pm

    I would still continue to fuck her.,. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:35am

    Lol I love livin in the 909 I probly know these fuckers too lol

  • Submitted by drewselph on Apr 5, 10 at 4:03pm

    This has happened. To me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:56am

    I'd be so overjoyed that'd I'd probly bust the Trojan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:40am

    Trashy in all respects.

  • Submitted by ars12 on Apr 6, 11 at 4:22pm

    (909) my area. niceeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:20am

    This dad is awesome!

  • Submitted by matt_t on Mar 28, 10 at 4:55am

    The 909 breeds sluts!!! Oh ya!! I can vouch for that one! Just tell em you ride!! Lol

  • Submitted by baddude on Apr 30, 10 at 1:53am

    At least he didn't offer to join in....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:05pm

    You good with that 3:49?

  • Submitted by ToatsMcGoats on May 13, 10 at 2:03pm

    That's a classy guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:06am

    That's my area code! ;D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:40am

    Wow I wish that was my girlfriends dad. He walked in on us makingout and threatened to beat my ass

  • Submitted by BonerSoup on May 28, 10 at 12:53am

    Inland empire!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:20pm

    10:17 that's fucking hillarious

  • Submitted by BuRiLiThoMaN on Feb 11, 10 at 10:49am

    Hah, I love when parents freak out. Its like they never did that shit before you came around, Rofl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:35am

    11:39, great story that dad sounds awesome

  • Submitted by bree1234 on Oct 10, 10 at 2:39pm

    Ew dude! That's sick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:29pm

    6:04. god save america.

  • Submitted by pupsintub on Nov 4, 10 at 1:08am

    ok thats pretty epic. apparently my dad heard us doing it once and left and when he came back gave me a six pack of sierra nevada. badass? chyeaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:27pm

    hahaha 4:32 thats great shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 9:23pm

    Where has the soviet Russian been?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 12:52am

    This is why I love inland empire!!!!! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:58am

    Need more dads of girls like this in the world

  • Submitted by rspoons33 on Jun 15, 10 at 9:10pm

    Hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:03pm

    In soviet russia you tell dad to get out

  • Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Nov 17, 10 at 4:47pm

    god my girlfriends dad would rip both my heads off simultaneously. maybe cause were in high school and she is fifteen and catholic. but disregarding all of that that is a cool ass dad.

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:49am

    Epic! Too epic for my usual "Soviet Russia" comments

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:01am

    damn that's a good dad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:43pm

    Maybe now u can have that devils triangle threesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:07pm

    Fuckin awesome dad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:06am

    909 represent!! I probably went to high school with those losers!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:35am

    It's cool dad gave him an xtra 5 min of stamina

  • Submitted by duhammm on Mar 13, 10 at 3:04am

    this isn't funy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:31pm

    wow, what a trooper 11:39..props for that, your father in law must be a rad guy haha

  • Submitted by DJmaster on Apr 13, 10 at 1:40pm

    bs bs bs bs

  • Submitted by ashleeshae24 on May 9, 10 at 8:28am

    Aw how thoughtful(:

  • Submitted by Lieban on Apr 6, 11 at 8:48pm

    Wish my dad was like that!

  • Submitted by kali_KID909 on Mar 23, 10 at 12:19pm

    Only in the 909... good for you man

  • Submitted by ayeritsmaddie on Sep 28, 11 at 6:00pm

    I like him more. I want you in me.

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 6:21pm

    BadMitch always finishes, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by rousie46 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:57am

    Haha I love it!

  • Submitted by Dr_Phillips on Aug 26, 10 at 1:27am

    I thought it was weird when my girlfriends dad walked in, saw what I was doing to his daughter... and then didn't leave... I offered him a turn, and he said sure, and then it was my turn to watch... I don't think she noticed... \n\nJk, \n\nI didn't stay and watch, that would be weird

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    Submitted by unclestuffy on Feb 25, 12 at 5:01pm

    Maybe the dad was ordering him to make sure SHE finished. That would be an A dad! :D

  • Submitted by gunner4u on Mar 31, 11 at 12:54am

    Lucky <..<

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    Submitted by kidcudi12 on Jun 22, 11 at 4:59pm

    How can someone dislike this?

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    Submitted by Danksixty9 on Jul 2, 11 at 3:47am

    Lucky. simply said.

  • Submitted by southernbelle12 on Jun 21, 11 at 1:41am

    What is wrong with u people? How does a parent say that shit? Mine would kill us both if that ever happened.

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    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:36am

    Lmao! Dude I've I was banging this one girl n she wouldn't be quiet, next thing u know her dad is knocking the door down. I wrapped it up in like 30 seconds, just in time. Took some of my cum, drew a line on her forehead, and whispered " Simba" in her ear

  • Submitted by 1613 on Mar 19, 11 at 10:11pm

    Damn I hope my womens dad is that ba

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    Submitted by thymetext on Jan 17, 14 at 3:42pm

    you‘re not alone. anything you do to my daughter. i do to you... with a 12ga