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  • 54 53
    Submitted by kandykorn48 on May 9, 12 at 4:21pm

    Or... Just have a condom, smh

  • 46 39
    Submitted by blondecanuck on May 10, 12 at 1:14am

    @Gaea_Kali .... Ummm I think u're reading the wrong wrappers, or some guy told u they were 99.9% effective n u believed him :S

  • 50 61
    Submitted by GA_Peach on May 9, 12 at 5:42pm

    So do you have blue eyes because if not genetically it is roughly 25% likely your baby will also have blue eyes...

    • 30 51
      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 9, 12 at 5:43pm

      100% likely it'll have a whore mom who rides strangers bareback because they are "pretty."

      • 31 51
        Submitted by Rusty1614 on May 9, 12 at 8:09pm

        Owned. Gotta love a Georgia girl

    • 38 47
      Submitted by hotpink19 on May 9, 12 at 5:50pm

      Win.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by  on May 9, 12 at 9:55pm

    I have blue eyes

  • 38 48
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:17pm

    you all just sucked the funny out of this post

    • 38 57
      Submitted by porksword on May 10, 12 at 8:24am

      Sucking the funny out is 99.9% effective, .1% are droolers.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Phys on May 9, 12 at 6:23pm

    You could have cut him off and just said that, I'm positive he wouldn't have minded

  • 26 37
    Submitted by TerryHesticles on May 11, 12 at 10:15am

    Were you in Vegas? Was he a professional volleyball player who does veterinarian\nwork on the weekends?

  • 32 49
    Submitted by duckdown on May 9, 12 at 9:01pm

    your real life story is pretty shitty

  • 31 50
    Submitted by HippyChick on May 9, 12 at 11:18pm

    Get it giiiirl

  • 32 59
    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 10, 12 at 8:51am

    Evolution says females(around menstruation) prefer more masculine males when trying to mate since it will produce the most fit offspring. Less masculine when not in heat, but still prefer the better looking/more symmetrical ones

    • 37 51
      Submitted by keto06 on May 10, 12 at 11:08am

      truth

    • 23 46
      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 10, 12 at 11:17am

      Yes this is very true.

    • 22 53
      Submitted by whoreable on May 15, 12 at 8:50am

      Around ovulation not mensuration

  • 31 58
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 9, 12 at 11:16pm

    Since no form of birth control works one hundred percent of the time I feel you have an excellent grasp of cause and effect. \nAnyone who doesnt understand 99.99% effective means one out of 1000 gets pregnant over the course of a year needs to stop and read thier condom wrappers. I point and laugh

    • 29 55
      Submitted by haleyhazard on May 10, 12 at 1:02am

      So if I'm understanding you correctly, 1 in one thousand over the COURSE of the year... So not depending on how many times those one thousand people had sex, only one of them conceived...?

      • 32 47
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 10, 12 at 11:08pm

        You read that incorrectly. That is, out of every 1000 times people have had sex using contraceptives 1 person has contracted Penis Poisoning.

    • 32 52
      Submitted by Cookie733 on May 10, 12 at 2:22am

      Go look up "male birth control". This is a shot that is 100% effective and lasts for 10 years