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  • He's psycho. I hope you responded, "That's fine, THIS is actually my favorite birth control," and punched him as hard as possible in the balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:16pm
  • worst idea ever! That is the shit end of both deals.....A) your wearing a condom......B) You got her pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Maybe he likes child support.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Tell him there is a whole at the other end. Read the directions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:33pm
  • 3:14 The condom tears away and goes down to the base, so it's pretty much having sex with no condom. I've had one break on me with, I have never jumped out of a vagina quicker!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Sometimes I feel like Crispy and I are friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:00pm
  • YIKES!!! TFLN is full of creepy men today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:23pm
  • i dated a baby crazy guy, luckily i was on birth control and he didn't do anything this dangerous. this site likes a lot of stereotypes but a lot of guys want families, they just want the chick to do everything for them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:25pm
  • bad night. end of story. what a moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Dump immediately! He's crazy!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:56pm
  • The fuck would you be cutting a hole in the end for? Does your penis have asthma?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:54am
  • Men do do that, some asshole did that to me, idiot didn't realize the option of abortion existed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:14pm
    • abortion = FAIL.\nFind a better guy to fool around with, don't kill someone for YOUR mistake.

      Submitted by Haterofguys on Aug 27, 10 at 8:36pm
  • Withdrawl in theory is suppose to be a little under 50% effective, but human error pushes it back to 4%. You people really want to take a chance on that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:27pm
  • People like that should not be allowed to have sex. Tell everyone and shame the fuck out of him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:17pm
  • what what what whyyyy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:11pm
  • You know the rules and so do I!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Why are folks referencing SECRET GIRLFRIEND and saying its fake because they saw it on a television show.... A lot of things that occur on TV occur in real life dumbasses and yes there are people in this world that sick. In your defense, I think that you accuse this post of being fake because you want to believe we live in a better world but we don't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:42am
  • He wants you to have his babies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:56pm
  • That is reallie sad ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:21pm
  • In Soviet Russia, condoms cut YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:04am
  • Poor form on his part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:54am
  • ...... \nWonderful

    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:33pm
  • 5:58 your dad didn't say that. It's in the bible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Buddy is clearly an 11 year old boy.. Just hitting puberty and has his hopes up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:30pm
  • What a fuckin creep!!!!! Time for an OP follow up--what did u say to him??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:11pm
  • ...The fuuuuuck!

    Submitted by G2LMG2D on Sep 12, 12 at 11:33pm
  • What a Fucking PRICK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Fail. This was on secret girlfriend. Ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:23pm
  • And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason I keep my condoms and my pills under lock and key - because I can't trust my husband to not do something horrific like this, and it's too expensive to divorce the bastard right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:29am
  • Sounds like a winner!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:38am
  • Reminds me of my best friend's ex...scumbag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:10pm
  • who does that

    Submitted by scoobz on May 3, 10 at 3:38am
  • The roles are reversed....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:35pm
  • either he wants to give you some gross STD or he wants to be a daddy... and to 4:30 - you uneducated dumb fuck, pulling it out won't cut it, you'll see when you get to pay child support one of these days, fucking loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Crispyy I missed u !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:10pm
  • wow! way would you do that? kids reck your life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:05am
  • you get her pregnant,say the condom ripped and sue the condom company!

    Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Aug 1, 10 at 1:08am
  • hey buddyyyy ;) show me some of those super sexing skills

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:28pm
  • relax people it's just for ventilation...to let it breathe a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:46am
  • thank god for abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Aaaand the resulting bathroom baby was Miley Cyrus....!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:11pm
  • really... pulling out is two percent effective, and 4:30... you can't see all stds idiot, and they don't tattoo it on their forehead so you can't know if someone's clean, its not like they stop you right after you get started and say "oh, i have herpes, its cool though because i'm not having a flare up..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:05pm
  • He was making a cock-ring! You missed it girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Dear 8:21pm. Way to steal my joke. -love November 13th, 10:04AM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:11am
  • But babies are fun!!!!!! -B. Spears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:19am
  • yeah what he said 8==D O:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:34am
  • True love  not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Wow I've been using the pull out method with my Hubby for 3 yrs now after our son was born, no baby yet, so it's worked for us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:51pm
  • The "him" could be the OPs brother, dad, etc not neccesarily the BF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Thats so messed up

    Submitted by hannes on Apr 9, 11 at 7:36pm
  • i hope that's not real... actually i'm sure it's not. who the hell is that retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:17pm
  • You people are yelling at this guy. Mabel he wants a kid or maybe it just feels better ;)

    Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:14pm
  • Not for pregnancy, clearly. Pinhole would take care of that. This guy is lookin for bareback, betcha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Wow what a douche

    Submitted by beergirl87 on Feb 20, 11 at 6:06pm
  • In Soviet Russia, condoms cut holes in you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:21pm
  • If she makes u wear them u might as well........ A my dad always says " better in a whore then on the floor"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Either he wants to share one of his diseases by pure evil or he wants u pregnant. wtv the real reason is the guys a manipulative dumbass and if you havent dumped him by now, ur dumber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:06pm
  • In solviet Russia condom cuts hole for you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:42pm
  • The headless horsemen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Condoms keep her vaginal stink off my cock, no need to wash it afterwards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:13pm
  • the people who think this is a good night must be like "yeah! another hole to stick your dick in!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:07pm
  • 5:58 is obviously the mistake if his fathers redneck lifestyle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:05pm
  • no glove, no love :P

    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 3:37am
  • Good fucking game fail guy

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:27am
  • condoms are for sailors.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:01pm
  • obviously this guy wanted to give you an std or something. He's so messed up. I'd report something like that to the police... I'm sure there's something they could of done. In fact if you did report it and they found out he had an std like aids, they would arrest him for attempted murder.

    Submitted by xxmanic on Mar 3, 10 at 1:14am
  • Lolololz who's this soveit Russia guy Hess fuckin every where

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:01am
  • Run bitch run for your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:02am
  • Lie, no man would do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:35pm
  • These pretzels fit through the hole in my condom. - Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Homo....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Damn i guess he wanted real loving ! lol . and every single affect that came with it- & if you caught em' doing that- lol- he's done it many times before you-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:31am
  • In soviet Russia the condom cuts a hole in you

    Submitted by _GoD_ on May 4, 11 at 1:17am
  • This is fake. Totally stolen from the show Secret Girlfriend. FUCK TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:21am
  • His name is Robert Paulson. -Tyler

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:50pm
  • HAHAHA Russian guy is everywhere it's hilariud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Sounds like a "weiiiiner"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36am
  • no condom pulling out always worked for me only touch those clean girls though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:30pm
  • awww, because a baby would guarantee that you would stay with him... weird...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:17am
  • Asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:32pm
  • @1:14: You're a fucking dumbass. I bet you post a lot of comments on Youtube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Wow!!

    Submitted by jersey10 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:46pm
  • In America no one cares about soviet russia so stop posting comments fuckk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:03pm
  • There you go 3:23 way to think, fuck having kids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:51pm
  • You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy. - Frank

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34pm
  • you wouldn't get this from any other guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:09am
  • In soviet Russia they don't have iPhones so shut the fuck up

    Submitted by spartan93 on May 24, 10 at 12:01am
  • Would his name happen to be Silas, son of a drug dealer on showtime?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Hahaha 12:48. That's exactly what I was thinking!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I am the one who cut the hole in the Condom Her parents are LOADED- I needed a way to Lock it in.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Who the fuck is bad Mitch! I bet he's a lonely jack ass that has no friends so he have to post restarted stuff.

    Submitted by owfgxtyler on Jan 25, 12 at 1:20am
  • Any reason u refer to it as THE condom?

    Submitted by snowboat on Jul 5, 10 at 10:51pm
  • definitly a keeper, no question about it. lmao what a fucktard

    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Apr 18, 11 at 2:56am
  • 4:21 Do you know what else is "reallie" sad? You can't spell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:26pm
  • WTF???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:48am
  • That's the shits? Dump his ass

    Submitted by madie on Jul 4, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Dis chick must be BANKIN! For a guy to purposely put a hole in the condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:29am
  • Oh damn

    Submitted by thebeatles101 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:28am
  • He's a winner 

    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 23, 10 at 9:50pm
  • hahah thats fucking crazy!!\n\nhowever, its funny how women think that other women who do this aren't that bad, but its so much worse for a guy to do it.. personally i think it's equally bad on both counts

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:34am
  • Someone wanted a kid...

    Submitted by juliaaaas on Nov 12, 11 at 1:42am
  • Maybe his penis is claustofobic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 11 at 1:14am
  • Lawl to the guy belowme

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:12pm
  • I actually laughed at this haha

    Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 26, 10 at 8:25am
  • fuckkkked up.

    Submitted by alleythatgirl on Aug 5, 10 at 4:25am
  • HAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA EPIC FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:27pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:35am
  • Dude who did that; prepare to die

    Submitted by mockingjay555 on Jan 18, 13 at 11:14pm
  • so this guy was probably planning on being like "oh damn the condom broke so now we just gotta go bare back." people need to chill out.

    Submitted by alleythatgirl on Aug 5, 10 at 4:31am
  • Omfg ud think it wud b the girl pullin sumn lyk that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:27am
  • People have been putting holes in condoms way before "Secret Girlfriend," retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:38am
  • Omg. Why would some dick do that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:57pm
  • 3:23 youre dumb. if it was just a small hole it wouldnt tear. besides grow a pair and put your dick in her rawdog, its the right thing to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Test

    Submitted by joshuahuck on May 12, 17 at 9:22am
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