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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:14pm

    worst idea ever! That is the shit end of both deals.....A) your wearing a condom......B) You got her pregnant

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      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:10am

      BadMitch never wears a rubber, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:16pm

    He's psycho. I hope you responded, "That's fine, THIS is actually my favorite birth control," and punched him as hard as possible in the balls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    3:14 The condom tears away and goes down to the base, so it's pretty much having sex with no condom. I've had one break on me with, I have never jumped out of a vagina quicker!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:11pm

    Maybe he likes child support.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:33pm

    Tell him there is a whole at the other end. Read the directions.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:04am

    In Soviet Russia, condoms cut YOU!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:54am

    The fuck would you be cutting a hole in the end for? Does your penis have asthma?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:11pm

    what what what whyyyy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:17pm

    People like that should not be allowed to have sex. Tell everyone and shame the fuck out of him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:14pm

    Men do do that, some asshole did that to me, idiot didn't realize the option of abortion existed.

    • Submitted by Haterofguys on Aug 27, 10 at 8:36pm

      abortion = FAIL.\nFind a better guy to fool around with, don't kill someone for YOUR mistake.

      • Submitted by thehummingsong on Nov 26, 10 at 7:15pm

        cry about it

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        Submitted by Kniros on Dec 8, 11 at 4:05am

        Um...wasn't her mistake? More like the guy that purposely cut a hole in the condom and didn't tell her about it.

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        Submitted by road2nowhere on Feb 12, 12 at 10:06am

        ugh. reading tfln and still judging others? glass houses, etc. jackass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:56pm

    Dump immediately! He's crazy!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:25pm

    i dated a baby crazy guy, luckily i was on birth control and he didn't do anything this dangerous. this site likes a lot of stereotypes but a lot of guys want families, they just want the chick to do everything for them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    YIKES!!! TFLN is full of creepy men today.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:21pm

    bad night. end of story. what a moron

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:27pm

    Withdrawl in theory is suppose to be a little under 50% effective, but human error pushes it back to 4%. You people really want to take a chance on that?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:30pm

    True love  not

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:28pm

    thank god for abortion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:04pm

    5:58 your dad didn't say that. It's in the bible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:05pm

    really... pulling out is two percent effective, and 4:30... you can't see all stds idiot, and they don't tattoo it on their forehead so you can't know if someone's clean, its not like they stop you right after you get started and say "oh, i have herpes, its cool though because i'm not having a flare up..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:29am

    And here, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason I keep my condoms and my pills under lock and key - because I can't trust my husband to not do something horrific like this, and it's too expensive to divorce the bastard right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:11pm

    What a fuckin creep!!!!! Time for an OP follow up--what did u say to him??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:11am

    Dear 8:21pm. Way to steal my joke. -love November 13th, 10:04AM

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:19am

    But babies are fun!!!!!! -B. Spears

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:21pm

    That is reallie sad ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:13pm

    either he wants to give you some gross STD or he wants to be a daddy... and to 4:30 - you uneducated dumb fuck, pulling it out won't cut it, you'll see when you get to pay child support one of these days, fucking loser.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:54am

    Poor form on his part.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:28pm

    hey buddyyyy ;) show me some of those super sexing skills

  • Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Aug 1, 10 at 1:08am

    you get her pregnant,say the condom ripped and sue the condom company!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:10pm

    Reminds me of my best friend's ex...scumbag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:42am

    Why are folks referencing SECRET GIRLFRIEND and saying its fake because they saw it on a television show.... A lot of things that occur on TV occur in real life dumbasses and yes there are people in this world that sick. In your defense, I think that you accuse this post of being fake because you want to believe we live in a better world but we don't.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:46am

    relax people it's just for ventilation...to let it breathe a little

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:30pm

    Buddy is clearly an 11 year old boy.. Just hitting puberty and has his hopes up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:34am

    yeah what he said 8==D O:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:05pm

    5:58 is obviously the mistake if his fathers redneck lifestyle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:07pm

    the people who think this is a good night must be like "yeah! another hole to stick your dick in!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:32pm

    Asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:52pm

    You know the rules and so do I!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:41pm

    These pretzels fit through the hole in my condom. - Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:29am

    Dis chick must be BANKIN! For a guy to purposely put a hole in the condom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:00pm

    Sometimes I feel like Crispy and I are friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:06pm

    Either he wants to share one of his diseases by pure evil or he wants u pregnant. wtv the real reason is the guys a manipulative dumbass and if you havent dumped him by now, ur dumber

  • Submitted by jersey10 on Sep 17, 10 at 3:46pm

    Wow!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:17am

    awww, because a baby would guarantee that you would stay with him... weird...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:31pm

    Not for pregnancy, clearly. Pinhole would take care of that. This guy is lookin for bareback, betcha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34pm

    You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy. - Frank

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:35pm

    The roles are reversed....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    Fail. This was on secret girlfriend. Ass

  • Submitted by xxmanic on Mar 3, 10 at 1:14am

    obviously this guy wanted to give you an std or something. He's so messed up. I'd report something like that to the police... I'm sure there's something they could of done. In fact if you did report it and they found out he had an std like aids, they would arrest him for attempted murder.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 4:59pm

    @1:14: You're a fucking dumbass. I bet you post a lot of comments on Youtube.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:21am

    This is fake. Totally stolen from the show Secret Girlfriend. FUCK TFLN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:35pm

    Lie, no man would do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:25pm

    He was making a cock-ring! You missed it girl.

  • Submitted by snowboat on Jul 5, 10 at 10:51pm

    Any reason u refer to it as THE condom?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:02am

    Run bitch run for your life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:21pm

    In Soviet Russia, condoms cut holes in you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:03pm

    In America no one cares about soviet russia so stop posting comments fuckk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:42pm

    In solviet Russia condom cuts hole for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:50pm

    His name is Robert Paulson. -Tyler

  • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:27am

    Good fucking game fail guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:01am

    Lolololz who's this soveit Russia guy Hess fuckin every where

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:08pm

    Hahaha 12:48. That's exactly what I was thinking!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:56pm

    He wants you to have his babies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:10pm

    The "him" could be the OPs brother, dad, etc not neccesarily the BF.

  • Submitted by alleythatgirl on Aug 5, 10 at 4:31am

    so this guy was probably planning on being like "oh damn the condom broke so now we just gotta go bare back." people need to chill out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:23pm

    HAHAHA Russian guy is everywhere it's hilariud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:11pm

    Aaaand the resulting bathroom baby was Miley Cyrus....!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:31am

    Damn i guess he wanted real loving ! lol . and every single affect that came with it- & if you caught em' doing that- lol- he's done it many times before you-

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:01pm

    The headless horsemen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:10pm

    Crispyy I missed u !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:51pm

    Wow I've been using the pull out method with my Hubby for 3 yrs now after our son was born, no baby yet, so it's worked for us.

  • Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 23, 10 at 9:50pm

    He's a winner 

  • Submitted by spartan93 on May 24, 10 at 12:01am

    In soviet Russia they don't have iPhones so shut the fuck up

  • Submitted by hannes on Apr 9, 11 at 7:36pm

    Thats so messed up

  • Submitted by scoobz on May 3, 10 at 3:38am

    who does that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:17pm

    i hope that's not real... actually i'm sure it's not. who the hell is that retarded?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:21pm

    What a Fucking PRICK!

  • Submitted by shelbyelizabeth on Aug 26, 10 at 8:25am

    I actually laughed at this haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:48am

    WTF???

  • Submitted by madie on Jul 4, 10 at 9:52pm

    That's the shits? Dump his ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:36am

    Sounds like a "weiiiiner"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:09am

    you wouldn't get this from any other guy...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:58pm

    If she makes u wear them u might as well........ A my dad always says " better in a whore then on the floor"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:35am

    

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:38am

    Sounds like a winner!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:26pm

    4:21 Do you know what else is "reallie" sad? You can't spell.

  • Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:33pm

    ...... \nWonderful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 1:43pm

    Homo....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:01pm

    condoms are for sailors.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:57pm

    Omg. Why would some dick do that?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:05am

    wow! way would you do that? kids reck your life!

  • Submitted by alleythatgirl on Aug 5, 10 at 4:25am

    fuckkkked up.

  • Submitted by _GoD_ on May 4, 11 at 1:17am

    In soviet Russia the condom cuts a hole in you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:27pm

    HAHAHAHAGAGAGAGA EPIC FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:27am

    Omfg ud think it wud b the girl pullin sumn lyk that

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    Submitted by mockingjay555 on Jan 18, 13 at 11:14pm

    Dude who did that; prepare to die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:13pm

    Condoms keep her vaginal stink off my cock, no need to wash it afterwards.

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    Submitted by G2LMG2D on Sep 12, 12 at 11:33pm

    ...The fuuuuuck!

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    Submitted by owfgxtyler on Jan 25, 12 at 1:20am

    Who the fuck is bad Mitch! I bet he's a lonely jack ass that has no friends so he have to post restarted stuff.

  • Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 25, 11 at 3:37am

    no glove, no love :P

  • Submitted by beergirl87 on Feb 20, 11 at 6:06pm

    Wow what a douche

  • Submitted by thebeatles101 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:28am

    Oh damn

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    Submitted by juliaaaas on Nov 12, 11 at 1:42am

    Someone wanted a kid...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:51pm

    There you go 3:23 way to think, fuck having kids

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:12pm

    Lawl to the guy belowme

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    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:34am

    hahah thats fucking crazy!!\n\nhowever, its funny how women think that other women who do this aren't that bad, but its so much worse for a guy to do it.. personally i think it's equally bad on both counts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:38am

    People have been putting holes in condoms way before "Secret Girlfriend," retards.

  • Submitted by freefallin4eva on Apr 18, 11 at 2:56am

    definitly a keeper, no question about it. lmao what a fucktard

  • Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:14pm

    You people are yelling at this guy. Mabel he wants a kid or maybe it just feels better ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:48pm

    Would his name happen to be Silas, son of a drug dealer on showtime?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:30pm

    no condom pulling out always worked for me only touch those clean girls though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:21pm

    I am the one who cut the hole in the Condom Her parents are LOADED- I needed a way to Lock it in.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 11 at 1:14am

    Maybe his penis is claustofobic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:37pm

    3:23 youre dumb. if it was just a small hole it wouldnt tear. besides grow a pair and put your dick in her rawdog, its the right thing to do