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  Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.

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  (513): Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now. http://tfl.nu/fv9l
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  Submitted by boogerbutt on Dec 6, 12 at 11:01am

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  Sorry, but Stacey was too lazy to keep track of multiple things and then brag about it... you lose

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  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Dec 6, 12 at 2:28pm

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  I'm just going to skip "how?" and go straight to "why?" Never mind I already lost interest.

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  Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 6, 12 at 7:47pm

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  513 went to Obama. Enough said.

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  Submitted by bombsquad907 on Dec 6, 12 at 4:13pm

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  that's just unhealthy

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  Submitted by AnnonWyo on Dec 7, 12 at 6:20pm

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  You have nothing. You don't get that title until you stop keeping track and your family sends police to your apartment to make sure you're still alive. I continue to reign as the laziest bitch on the planet. It's glorious.

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