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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:12am

    I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:14am

    DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!

    • Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:29am

      Hahaha. Best comment ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:25pm

    stay thirsty my friends

    • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:32am

      I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:30pm

    Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl

    • Submitted by FiveSecondTom on Jul 18, 10 at 7:35pm

      sure u are

    • Submitted by imacarpenter on Aug 24, 10 at 7:31am

      you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm

    • Submitted by HokieNut47 on Oct 15, 11 at 7:32pm

      Hot!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:56pm

    I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:43am

    DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?

    • Submitted by UponA_Bridge on Jan 11, 12 at 1:47am

      any one who says teh has never been layed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:07pm

    With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:49pm

    U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:46pm

    regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.

    • 71 91
      Submitted by Kincaid333 on Dec 14, 12 at 5:35pm

      even 4 - 2's makes an 8.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:48am

    Qqee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:16pm

    Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:04pm

    you my friend. are a champion among men. good night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:54pm

    This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:13pm

    Must have been a great night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:22pm

    who said it was a guy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:58pm

    900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:36pm

    this post is all kinds of win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:06pm

    I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:41am

    In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic

  • Submitted by _bbycakes on May 20, 10 at 7:01pm

    I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:08pm

    Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:24pm

    I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt

    • Submitted by Wiggity on Oct 18, 10 at 11:19pm

      im pretty sure ^hes 12

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:34pm

    So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:19pm

    10:56 go kill yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:53pm

    He got them both pregnant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:11pm

    In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:55pm

    to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:18pm

    Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply

    • Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:31pm

      This made my life! Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:16am

    hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:33am

    so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:06pm

    did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:15pm

    as long as they were hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:08pm

    Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:28am

    OMG FOUR?! I want your magical multiplying skills.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:41pm

    that is what i called addition

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:38am

    Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.

  • Submitted by wawa78 on Jun 20, 10 at 12:32am

    Well that's a winwin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:18pm

    Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:40pm

    Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:28am

    Dream come true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:55am

    1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:18am

    If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:50pm

    Ahhh, the American dream.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:28am

    U got HIV for sure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:51pm

    This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:30am

    Those were some short pregnancies...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 7:55pm

    Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.

  • Submitted by lips2ass4now on Apr 15, 10 at 9:12pm

    That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:00am

    Lmfao at 7:01June 15

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:36pm

    Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers. That's a little thing called mitosis... Good Night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:14pm

    this is indeed the best night of all time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:20pm

    One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!! May 27, 2009 4:25PM Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:25pm

    One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:19am

    family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:15pm

    you can never go wrong with more then one chick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:25am

    You are personally the luckiest man alive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:03pm

    Gettin some poooooon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:57pm

    That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:42pm

    Score, that happens to me everyweek

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:47am

    i now have a new hero!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:56am

    I wish we learned that in highschool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:48pm

    you must be black :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 7:04pm

    Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:23am

    in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:31am

    926 people are retarded Jealous fucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:33pm

    You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:50pm

    6:02 sucks for you!! but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:12pm

    fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:29pm

    Good one to tell the grandchildren

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:56pm

    Does his mom and sisters count in that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:58am

    EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:56am

    That would be cool if you remembered it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:01pm

    so it was a good night i see

  • Submitted by hurricanesballa on Jul 17, 10 at 1:21am

    Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:54am

    I think this could possibly be my psych prof...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:32pm

    dont believe it for a second

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:37am

    Dude... Teach me..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:28pm

    Yea Chicago

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:33pm

    two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:50pm

    U fucking tool. Lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:01am

    I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:54pm

    cocaine-addiction-solution.örg fix the "o"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:14pm

    *also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....

  • Submitted by Shittnbriks on Mar 8, 10 at 2:01pm

    That's a win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:27am

    Now that's a great morning

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:32am

    @12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:57am

    Lucky... This never happens to me

  • Submitted by krzylilazn on Mar 10, 10 at 1:58am

    Oh shit man props to you!!!

  • Submitted by deuces22 on Mar 22, 10 at 12:47am

    Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:59pm

    I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:15am

    I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:04am

    too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:54am

    Y messenger: Jackinsally

  • Submitted by wuzzupyoung on Mar 14, 10 at 11:07pm

    11:00.......... WTF?!?!?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:05pm

    And 9 months later...out pop four more babies

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:28pm

    At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:36pm

    Lmao at "Large and in charge"

  • Submitted by theoiro883 on Jan 13, 10 at 12:14pm

    GREAT NIGHT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:01am

    Lol same thing has happen to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:01pm

    Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.

  • Submitted by jas101 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:46pm

    Can we say "AIDS"?

  • Submitted by moog1234 on May 9, 10 at 6:43pm

    Damnnnn! ;]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:47am

    Get wasted at parties this could happen to you Too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:01pm

    Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:16am

    Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 4:45pm

    This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:51pm

    Lucky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:11pm

    i love your life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:02am

    remember going home with three girls!! woke up with three dudes!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:28pm

    Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit! My fucking hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:58pm

    In soviet russia home goes to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:45pm

    Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night

  • Submitted by superbassman on Mar 3, 10 at 9:40pm

    Well played

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:14pm

    There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:22am

    Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:41am

    Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:03am

    june 21 1:09 who says there's anything wrong with that? don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 8:54am

    Fuk off ur a fkn liar

  • Submitted by ih8barney on Apr 25, 10 at 1:43am

    Whoa!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:29pm

    Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.

    • Submitted by just_jd on Aug 9, 10 at 10:31pm

      im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat

  • Submitted by jdogg17 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:50am

    2 sisters, huh

  • Submitted by crc614 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:50pm

    my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up

  • Submitted by turbopanzer on Mar 25, 10 at 4:13am

    I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:22am

    Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:43pm

    ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:03am

    I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.

  • Submitted by Smalldude on Feb 14, 10 at 8:21pm

    i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock

    • Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:39pm

      I wish I wear there!!

    • Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:42pm

      I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:12am

    Nice dude

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:23pm

    USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 9:24pm

    Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming

  • Submitted by what_it_is on May 30, 10 at 3:05pm

    Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:45pm

    ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:25pm

    txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership

  • Submitted by Flirn2 on Mar 15, 10 at 2:08am

    I don't see a problem with that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:52am

    Didn't happen. Not funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:13am

    either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers

  • Submitted by 4330 on Mar 19, 10 at 12:44am

    My hero man haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:34pm

    I'm starting to like 10/27 816

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:36am

    so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:46pm

    May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true

  • Submitted by jacobman on Apr 10, 10 at 8:33am

    Damn pimp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:23pm

    this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:30am

    Who your mom and your grandma??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:54am

    I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened... Well done

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:42pm

    I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:18pm

    The other two girls were his daughter and wife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:44pm

    so you knocked up both of them?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:59pm

    If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.

  • Submitted by iReplyInLyrics on Jun 25, 10 at 12:11am

    The game

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:00pm

    Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it One love

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:34pm

    Damn talk about luck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:52pm

    cocaine-addiction-solution.örg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:32am

    Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:04am

    How many fingers were they holding up?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:09am

    See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:01pm

    wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:57pm

    @July 10, 2009 3:39PM Fuck you asshole!

  • Submitted by joaquinbell on Mar 17, 10 at 11:04pm

    My dream!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:49am

    I'm quite jealous of this :) your god! by the way im a girl :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:46pm

    If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha

  • Submitted by Zowada on May 11, 10 at 10:31pm

    Best Night Ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:12pm

    back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.

  • Submitted by bipolargerbil on Jun 20, 10 at 1:33am

    Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:24am

    He'll yeah!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:41am

    hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT

  • Submitted by pimpchicken on Mar 6, 10 at 8:26pm

    Amen love weekends like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:06am

    Way to go!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am

    ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:20am

    He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:16pm

    ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:06pm

    Maybe you were just still seeing double!

  • Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 10, 10 at 1:09am

    U woke up with 4...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:45pm

    Trying on all these clothes, clothes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:53am

    You are my fucking hero!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:48pm

    How can any one give this a thumbs down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:15pm

    why are people saying its a bad night?

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 10:37pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:50am

    You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:18am

    But u don't remember it? What's the point?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 7:52am

    UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:56pm

    Make them swallow ur pee

  • Submitted by pride13 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:48pm

    Damn son ur good

  • Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 2:41am

    Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night

  • Submitted by kylejs1988 on May 2, 10 at 9:26am

    That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?

  • Submitted by funnyGuy2 on Mar 25, 10 at 6:35am

    Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:24pm

    They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:22pm

    I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that

  • Submitted by chupacabronas on Apr 2, 10 at 4:04pm

    He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:36pm

    Doin werk son!

  • Submitted by pitbull3374 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:23am

    I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.

  • Submitted by DJmaster on Apr 13, 10 at 1:36pm

    HIV!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:29pm

    Lucky bastard.

  • Submitted by rocker915x on Jul 7, 10 at 12:06am

    How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:15am

    No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence

  • Submitted by steeler136 on Mar 11, 10 at 8:33pm

    Sure

  • Submitted by deathbybludgeon on Aug 31, 10 at 3:05pm

    Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:45pm

    Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:13pm

    great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two

  • Submitted by LillyShaft on Jun 24, 10 at 3:05pm

    Beverly hill's bayybayy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:42pm

    that's how Chicago does it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:22am

    That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:51am

    Are you sure you woke up?

  • Submitted by xTcFTW on Jul 17, 10 at 4:59am

    Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 8:46pm

    Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...

  • Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:04am

    I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:57am

    and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:12am

    Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?

  • Submitted by nicka5891 on Aug 19, 10 at 8:03pm

    Haha

  • Submitted by courrttt on Jun 24, 10 at 5:49pm

    hardass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:23am

    this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:56am

    9:50 HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!

  • Submitted by magicthief on Aug 24, 10 at 1:12am

    That's it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 11:16pm

    in soviet russia they wake up with yu

  • Submitted by kemaca on Apr 30, 10 at 7:56am

    Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.

  • Submitted by cholobobo on Mar 28, 10 at 12:03pm

    Disco disco! No no

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:33pm

    Goooooood fucking night

  • Submitted by oldrussia on Apr 22, 10 at 6:04pm

    Good I think that u are in soviet Russia

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:39pm

    1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian. Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..

  • Submitted by mclovin12465 on Apr 30, 10 at 9:20pm

    Dude awesome

  • Submitted by sexy_chicken on Aug 21, 10 at 6:01pm

    Been there done that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:43pm

    @10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.

  • Submitted by tupac3 on May 29, 10 at 7:15pm

    Were they chinese they could have multiplied

  • Submitted by Mr2013 on May 11, 10 at 5:36pm

    Nice!!!!

  • Submitted by ravensara on Feb 5, 11 at 11:45pm

    We multiply exponentially at night.

  • Submitted by sodid3 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:29am

    U are a lucky F A G

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:32am

    The rest-of-the-world dream too...

  • Submitted by rei666 on Sep 1, 10 at 10:14pm

    awesome ur the man (not)

  • Submitted by crazycountry27 on Apr 21, 10 at 11:33pm

    Please teach me your ways!

  • Submitted by Anonymous007 on Sep 11, 11 at 10:32pm

    Dude winning!

  • Submitted by tommynowheels on Sep 19, 10 at 11:07pm

    Hell yeah!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 2:05am

    If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:00am

    you are the fucking man

  • Submitted by natio979 on Jun 8, 10 at 2:06pm

    You have given me hope for this dark desolate world

  • Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 20, 10 at 10:43pm

    MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT

  • Submitted by aberration on Feb 25, 10 at 2:55am

    Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.

  • Submitted by justinbieber1234 on Mar 3, 11 at 9:23pm

    Creepy....

  • Submitted by ThatCoolKid on Aug 29, 10 at 11:35am

    Then again...

  • Submitted by xantm70 on Jul 15, 10 at 9:52pm

    Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 3:47pm

    Ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:09am

    Ha nice

  • Submitted by Jack_Flag on Jun 26, 10 at 2:03am

    You deserve a parade

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 7:53pm

    4:27 is a dipshit.

  • Submitted by LILKUTEBUNNY08 on Mar 24, 10 at 4:27pm

    are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz

  • Submitted by xdrgnlvrx2010 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:54pm

    Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 14, 10 at 1:23pm

    Fake

  • Submitted by champion11 on Apr 4, 11 at 6:50pm

    Atta boy!

  • Submitted by dt90 on Oct 22, 10 at 2:17am

    Liar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 11 at 8:35am

    Alpha as the fuck

  • Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:26am

    Good job

  • Submitted by fuckmyear on Mar 27, 11 at 5:26pm

    9 months flies by

  • Submitted by giantone on Oct 27, 10 at 7:39am

    Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!

  • Submitted by peterboy on Sep 17, 10 at 5:09pm

    i heard if u throw water on them that happens

  • Submitted by baseball2010 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:47pm

    Rock on

  • Submitted by Xcrunner13 on Feb 12, 11 at 5:03pm

    4 what? Guys? I bet they were!

  • Submitted by iamlukas on Apr 11, 11 at 12:07am

    One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse

  • Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Aug 11, 10 at 5:28pm

    That's wats up in chi town

  • Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 9, 11 at 2:13am

    Fake!

  • Submitted by souperman01 on Nov 6, 10 at 10:32pm

    Lucky you

  • Submitted by DethBunny on Jul 14, 10 at 12:55pm

    You impregnated the first two.

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jun 30, 10 at 3:55pm

    Gremlins propagate when u get them wet

  • Submitted by topknot on Oct 11, 10 at 7:31pm

    ... those girls went through mitosis!

  • Submitted by callmedaddy12 on Oct 27, 11 at 12:10am

    You shall be known as the true alpha male!

  • Submitted by kiglitter on Jul 13, 10 at 4:36am

    GTL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 1:17am

    Shit dude nice

  • Submitted by nutsucker1 on Mar 14, 11 at 8:10pm

    Score!!!

  • Submitted by cond0m5 on Oct 27, 10 at 4:02am

    Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:22pm

    Shirt of this and two fists way up...

  • Submitted by partyman619 on Sep 2, 11 at 1:34am

    Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!

  • Submitted by Mary777 on Apr 3, 11 at 2:29am

    look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.

  • Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 8, 11 at 5:30am

    If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist

  • Submitted by Alan909 on Nov 25, 10 at 1:54pm

    @anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.

  • Submitted by iRroozy on Sep 4, 10 at 6:25pm

    Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.

  • Submitted by happy7666 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:12pm

    Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt

  • Submitted by kaykaydee on Mar 27, 11 at 1:52pm

    Someone had babiesss

  • Submitted by xxreconxli on Feb 2, 11 at 4:28pm

    Lucky

  • Submitted by jessluhsyuh on Jan 2, 11 at 6:42pm

    Lmfao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 11:46pm

    Attaboy

  • Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Oct 31, 11 at 11:56pm

    You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...

  • Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Nov 8, 10 at 1:37am

    I salute you sir!

  • Submitted by Kae_Rae_Rox1092 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:38am

    AWESOME!

  • Submitted by korii on Dec 26, 10 at 11:09pm

    Props dude...I think I was there ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:11pm

    hahahahha

  • Submitted by wyrran on Oct 6, 11 at 11:46pm

    Like a boss...

  • Submitted by aznsniper69 on Aug 2, 11 at 7:37pm

    OMG LUCKY

  • Submitted by gunner4u on Mar 31, 11 at 12:50am

    Stay thersty.

  • Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 2, 11 at 11:30pm

    Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:53am

    He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.

  • Submitted by kupalizer69 on Apr 15, 11 at 7:28pm

    Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!

  • Submitted by 0ver on Nov 26, 10 at 11:16pm

    Your mom and your sister got in with you!

  • Submitted by DesireeeIsDope69 on Nov 18, 11 at 2:00am

    is that possible ?!

  • Submitted by renagage on Oct 7, 10 at 12:39am

    Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason

  • Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 6, 10 at 12:46am

    Thug life *pumps shotgun*

  • Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 7:51am

    Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters

  • Submitted by acegersh on Sep 25, 11 at 9:29pm

    Were they pregnant?

  • Submitted by bitch32495 on Feb 16, 11 at 9:14pm

    Next time it will be 5 (:

  • Submitted by YoullDo on Jul 3, 10 at 10:20am

    The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.

  • Submitted by camrynel69 on Jul 14, 12 at 3:03am

    Holy shit. They're multiplying!

  • Submitted by missallnighter on Aug 4, 11 at 3:07pm

    Someone forgot to turn off his swag.

  • Submitted by diangel on Jun 15, 11 at 2:51pm

    Woah were they hot

  • Submitted by noahz0r on Feb 7, 11 at 3:01am

    Did you go into a 9 month coma?

  • Submitted by iamthebeard on Feb 5, 11 at 12:08pm

    and THEN you woke up for real

  • Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:38am

    Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol

  • Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 22, 11 at 5:18am

    i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them

  • Submitted by getwhatuget on Feb 5, 11 at 1:17pm

    ...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.

  • Submitted by gctman96 on Aug 13, 10 at 11:50pm

    Uber score

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:18pm

    The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.

  • Submitted by rico69suave on Feb 19, 11 at 12:23am

    IMA FIRE MAH LAZER

  • Submitted by Rambigous on Nov 3, 10 at 9:33pm

    on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you

  • Submitted by rendlesham on Jul 26, 11 at 7:22pm

    Fake

  • Submitted by ChaotiiiKid on May 31, 11 at 11:52pm

    Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:15pm

    Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by TheMooner on Aug 1, 10 at 5:39pm

    Grenades!?

  • Submitted by gamenick94 on Nov 21, 11 at 7:29am

    Wow how does that even happen?

  • Submitted by nashgurl14 on Nov 14, 11 at 2:01pm

    Yay for double morning vision! :P

  • Submitted by notsobermuch on Jul 25, 11 at 1:37am

    got em both pregnant huh?

  • Submitted by Hello_iloveyouu on Feb 8, 12 at 1:37am

    Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha

  • Submitted by gator_atty on Aug 20, 11 at 8:20am

    That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol

  • Submitted by theMrwaterboy on Aug 1, 11 at 3:04am

    Talent at it's best

  • Submitted by LayupBDL976 on Apr 22, 11 at 3:08am

    A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button

  • Submitted by name187 on Aug 28, 10 at 9:00am

    pi.........................................mp

  • Submitted by ajonesy4 on Nov 25, 11 at 3:01pm

    Cloning?

  • Submitted by edward101 on Jul 15, 11 at 2:47am

    I envy you...so much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 8:55am

    No proof no truth

  • Submitted by osbaldodominguez on Feb 15, 12 at 12:13am

    Dam wish I was there

  • Submitted by skyhigh2012 on Jan 30, 12 at 10:56pm

    Isn't multiplication great

  • Submitted by beezybaby on Oct 5, 11 at 4:08pm

    1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf

  • Submitted by invisibleblakman on May 17, 11 at 6:07pm

    I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black

  • Submitted by BR0 on Dec 17, 10 at 10:20pm

    Epic... Enough said

  • Submitted by levity99 on Aug 18, 11 at 1:29pm

    1/4 women have an STD. congrats!

  • Submitted by englishdude on Dec 18, 10 at 10:14am

    @1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???

  • Submitted by renagage on Nov 7, 10 at 1:43pm

    1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah

  • Submitted by xXchadilacXx on Jun 30, 10 at 5:01am

    Pssshh only 4?!

  • Submitted by Blondi88 on Nov 23, 11 at 4:07am

    Well done

  • Submitted by Codamane on Jan 28, 11 at 6:10pm

    Nice bro

  • Submitted by harleyy on Jan 23, 11 at 11:50am

    Who said this was a guy?

  • Submitted by Girlbaby on Jun 8, 11 at 2:14am

    Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....

  • Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 30, 10 at 9:26am

    Watta champp!

  • 99 93
    Submitted by TFMS on Feb 24, 12 at 1:15am

    TextsFromMyStalker.blogspot.com

  • 99 94
    Submitted by 656 on Nov 10, 11 at 4:48pm

    4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!

  • Submitted by MrThunderWaffle on Aug 2, 11 at 4:51am

    #definitionofmyswag

  • Submitted by aaandyyyy on Mar 1, 11 at 11:56pm

    312 reppin chi town

  • 97 91
    Submitted by Tommyb513 on Jan 2, 12 at 3:35am

    Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag

  • Submitted by hilltopper on Jan 17, 12 at 9:29pm

    Way to go champ!

  • 91 85
    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 11:32am

    For shure just killed two people and cut them in half

  • Submitted by kmoore296 on Dec 6, 10 at 5:23pm

    Sneaky bitches

  • Submitted by roxfoxtrot on Mar 14, 11 at 5:03am

    Well. Fucking. Done.

  • 84 75
    Submitted by mrssryles on Jul 3, 12 at 2:15pm

    Project X !

  • Submitted by sammykauf on Sep 3, 11 at 2:33pm

    Man whore.

  • Submitted by CantRemember on Nov 27, 10 at 6:05pm

    I so wanna be you right now

  • 89 89
    Submitted by lmao123987 on Feb 18, 12 at 1:26am

    Lmao123987\nLucky

  • Submitted by yellowsnow on Aug 10, 11 at 6:47am

    Were they pregnant girls?

  • Submitted by thesmfskate on Aug 17, 11 at 7:27pm

    #WINNING

  • Submitted by denmon on Jan 10, 12 at 4:37pm

    That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!

  • 86 89
    Submitted by 602 on Feb 23, 12 at 8:19pm

    Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::

  • Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 10, 11 at 4:55pm

    Get emmm

  • 85 93
    Submitted by ! on Apr 20, 12 at 11:31pm

    🐴💩

  • 77 78
    Submitted by girlygears13 on Jun 29, 12 at 3:07am

    At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 4:21am

    Trannies for shure.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by varner722i on Oct 29, 12 at 3:32pm

    "Winning" Charlie Sheen saying

  • Submitted by carpenter23 on Feb 24, 12 at 8:28pm

    Git r done

  • 58 69
    Submitted by DrugsAreBadMkay on Feb 25, 13 at 5:55pm

    So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!

  • 34 45
    Submitted by bean523 on Jul 6, 13 at 12:46am

    Nice job!!!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by ZuluDeadMan3 on May 17, 13 at 1:34pm

    I'ma call bullshit.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by b0bafettbarbie on Nov 30, 13 at 11:38pm

    Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce