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(860): View more from Connecticut

You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.

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(831): View more from California

I won't be able to get a boner for a month

(916): View more from California

Challenge accepted.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land

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(503): View more from Oregon

I like the wholesome side of you

(571): View more from Virginia

I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.

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(802): View more from Vermont

just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store

(203): View more from Connecticut

was it you?

(802): View more from Vermont

...yes

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