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  • Submitted by weatherford on Dec 4, 10 at 9:43am

    Once you go black your a single mom

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Dec 4, 10 at 10:40am

      What causes mass confusion in Harlem? Fathers day.\nBTW, I never hear any good white guy jokes. Bring them on plz

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 5:11pm

      nasty, but, epic

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      Submitted by Jrod8907 on Aug 6, 12 at 1:17am

      Once you go Mexican, you never want sex again. You know what they say about Asians? Not much

  • Submitted by rebel_yell on Dec 4, 10 at 11:05am

    But once you go white, you always stay tight.

  • Submitted by soko on Dec 4, 10 at 11:49am

    Don't justify your sluttiness, just embrace it.

  • Submitted by Best_Friend on Dec 4, 10 at 3:55pm

    Are there black guys in Kansas?

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      Submitted by Cocch1990 on Dec 5, 10 at 9:37am

      omg I was thinking the same think lmfao

  • Submitted by zipitgood on Dec 4, 10 at 9:19am

    Ah she's a night rider...

  • Submitted by karate1974 on Dec 5, 10 at 1:35am

    Once you go black who wants you back .

  • Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 4, 10 at 1:44pm

    @griffmaster01. A friend of mine told this once ; I thought it was pretty funny: what do you call 300 white guys chasing a black guy? The PGA.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 4, 10 at 5:45pm

      excellent

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      Submitted by marsho on Dec 5, 10 at 3:58pm

      No longer true, Tiger sucks now.

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    Submitted by bachandberlioz on Dec 4, 10 at 9:09am

    But would you have a relationship? One night doesn't count.

  • Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 4, 10 at 1:39pm

    Wow. Official proof that being a racist lowers your IQ. I'm a white guy and I would kill to date any of the following white women who have been with a black guy: Elin Nordegren, Heidi Klum, Eliza Dushku, Katy Perry, and Amanda Bynes -just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. And I don't see them on welfare or other white guys kicking them to the curb. They're all HOT! \nRacists really Are stupid.

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Dec 7, 10 at 2:21pm

      Cool story bro.

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      Submitted by sick1200 on Dec 15, 10 at 1:23pm

      All respect has been lost for Amanda Bynes. BTW, it isn't racism dude, it's self respect.

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        Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 16, 10 at 2:43pm

        I'm certain they all have too much self respect to date someone who equates race to so-called "self respect." People with low self respect tend not to do too well for themselves. Let's see... They are all fairly well off and in good relationships. Wonder how "self respecting" racists are doing.

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    Submitted by Samia on Dec 5, 10 at 10:59am

    "Jungle bunny?" I lol'ed at that one. The racists always come out on these kinds\nof texts. She could have Latino or Asian fever for all we know. Stop being so hard on black people.

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    Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 6, 10 at 2:16pm

    If these ni@@ers would stop being a leach on society then people wouldn't be so hard on their lazy asses.

  • Submitted by The775 on Dec 4, 10 at 8:50pm

    It's not worth it. Just stay black. They're so hot

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Dec 7, 10 at 2:23pm

      And since they dont work, you can have "hot" all day.

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        Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 8, 10 at 6:01pm

        So... Tiger Woods, Seal, Rick Fox, etc. don't work? Loser=urallstupid. True story.

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    Submitted by magnumcorpus on Dec 6, 10 at 9:14am

    Miranda?!?!? Is that you

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      Submitted by colonelcreepy69 on Dec 7, 10 at 8:11pm

      no, I know this crazy bitch, her name isnt miranda

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        Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 8, 10 at 6:05pm

        What's her name? She can try just one more white guy... Me.

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    Submitted by sonrisa on Dec 19, 10 at 8:49am

    Im white n i Lost my virginity to a black man, dated every race. Never had a problem getting a "self respecting" white man or any other race. Race has nothing to do with the size of the dick or how good it is. Race also has nothing to do with how hard working or lazy a person is.

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    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 8, 10 at 6:08pm

    once you go caucasian, you never go Asian...

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    Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 6, 10 at 3:59pm

    And what, precisely, have You done for society, cwelkman? Other than playing video games, watching videos of Hummers (pun intended), and hunting? You're lame and ignorant.

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    Submitted by unknownghost on Dec 5, 10 at 12:57pm

    Nasty coalburning skank

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      Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 8, 10 at 6:07pm

      Jealous much? Try getting a woman of your own & not worrying about what other people do. Loser.

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    Submitted by sick1200 on Dec 15, 10 at 2:31pm

    I'm willing to bet the poor white guy had no idea the skank he took home had been tainted.

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      Submitted by Lancaster on Dec 16, 10 at 2:46pm

      Epic loser, dude. Try getting your own & worry about keeping her. I'm white and I would LOVE for Amanda Bynes to "taint" me. You, "sir," are a loser.

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    Submitted by sonrisa on Dec 19, 10 at 8:53am

    @Cwelkman- r u scared that if a women has been with a black man that u won't measure up to him? U shouldn't be so insecure with urself.

  • Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 4, 10 at 12:30pm

    I tried that once, but once you go white you go runnin right back to black...

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      Submitted by KaptainBoomBox on Dec 5, 10 at 6:03am

      Well if Kim K, can make the switch I'm pretty sure all others can!

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    Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 11, 11 at 11:00am

    Not all white guys are small.

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    Submitted by Michaelrborn on Sep 3, 12 at 7:07pm

    We don't want u back.

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    Submitted by tashborrach on Dec 1, 12 at 8:56pm

    @Lancaster u sir. makes the most sense and has a point here. Have gained more respect from me than any stranger ever did. Bravo.

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    Submitted by Jrod8907 on Aug 6, 12 at 1:14am

    Once you go black... Don't come back! We do not want you anymore