Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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Make sure it's a magnum if it's from chipotle.
Better do some Kegels if it just "falls in".
By fall into place he means he is going to stick a burrito in your vagina.
Got a sausage for your meat taco.
Burritos cause mud-butt and should therefore be avoided if sex may ever be a possibility. Even with condoms.
Gotta love leaving things to chance.
Don't put those in there. D:
Now put the condom on the burrito and were going to show it to all these illegals!
And by stick a burrito in your vagina he means his dick. The actual burrito is going in you ass. That is what the condoms are for.
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