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  • 117 52
    Submitted by tbomber on Feb 14, 11 at 4:17pm
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    i thought that was what every girl wanted to hear on Valentine's day..

  • 108 62
    Submitted by ThatsMyAss on Feb 14, 11 at 5:52pm
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    Am I the only one who thinks a girl would be more likely to say this than a guy?

  • 88 40
    Submitted by jasboo on Feb 14, 11 at 4:38pm
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    that's almost as bad as the "i love you, but like a brother" line.

  • 75 49
    Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:12pm
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    "But you trying to explain yourself the whole time we were handcuffed was funny!"

  • 60 55
    Submitted by MDAWG909 on Feb 15, 11 at 12:40am
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    ^^ buddy with benefits

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 11 at 11:04pm
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    Well if that pissed you off imagine if he was really honest and said you'd be a great "one time fuck"

  • 52 50
    Submitted by justcrazyenough on Feb 14, 11 at 10:56pm
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    But sweetie, that's all your worth. You don't want him to lie to you, do you?

  • 59 66
    Submitted by NoFeedingTrolls on Feb 14, 11 at 7:26pm
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    Please, do not feed the trolls.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Tserrof15 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:08pm
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    Lol that is great but I bet that guy I a total dick

  • 56 62
    Submitted by KristaRulezD00d on Feb 15, 11 at 12:58am
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    Well if you're a whore, you're going to be treated like a whore. Whore.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by SmartAndHotGuy on Feb 14, 11 at 5:39pm
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    Sorry, but that's something I would say.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by tjh1127 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:32pm
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    God I wish we could see who writes these. This my hometown. Id love to high five the originator of this gem!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by lostinadream on Feb 15, 11 at 9:37am
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    @thatsmyass\nI also feel that a girl would be more likely to say this... Few guys looking for a lay would do something so stupid as to say that. A woman probably wouldn't give a fuck. I know I wouldn't. :)

  • 37 52
    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:39pm
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    I have a strong feeling that Legonut dislikes that there are 666 thumbs down. Legonut is one but hates that the rest made 666...just sayin.

  • 51 133
    Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:44pm
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    Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Sex should not be an occasional thing. It should only e with your life long partner!!!

    • 41 63
      Submitted by Uute88 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:50pm
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      Wow, you really are fucking stupid aren't you? I remember when I was 12.

      • 49 41
        Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 14, 11 at 6:05pm
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        Agreed. Legonut is a fucking tool

    • 35 34
      Submitted by jimboland50 on Feb 14, 11 at 8:12pm
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      admit I already told you once to stop. at this rate I will be forced to eat your first born child

    • 34 46
      Submitted by spellman24 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:11am
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      dude relax, you're being a pods ant

    • 37 33
      Submitted by wickit on Feb 16, 11 at 6:46pm
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      Notice Legonut4 uses the terms "life long partner", guess which way legonut4 swings....