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  Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.

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• Well that saved a whole 30 seconds!

  Submitted by budman999 on May 20, 12 at 2:32pm

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• I jack off in the shower so much that I get a hard-on every time it rains.

  Submitted by W_T_F on May 20, 12 at 11:35am

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  • Well I hope you don't live in Washington state or you're screwed

    Submitted by HailCaeser on May 20, 12 at 1:18pm

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    • Washington has nothing on Oregon when it comes to rain.

      Submitted by Cannibalcake on May 20, 12 at 6:46pm

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      • Maybe I used to live near seattle I understand why the need for so much starbucks

        Submitted by HailCaeser on May 21, 12 at 10:49am

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• Haha WTF!

  Submitted by pinkispretty on May 20, 12 at 3:30pm

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