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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 25, 12 at 3:26pm

    So I guess you heard him cumming?

  • 60 30
    Submitted by heywood_jablome on Dec 25, 12 at 11:28am

    e=msemenĀ²

  • 43 31
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Dec 26, 12 at 12:11am

    He deafened you with science!

  • 32 30
    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Dec 25, 12 at 6:39pm

    This would've been made infinitely more funny by the use of quotation marks

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Harly9 on Dec 25, 12 at 9:01pm

    Been shot in the eye during a blow job. Totally worth it!

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      Submitted by DavidWnC on Dec 31, 12 at 11:46am

      If you keep it in your mouth when he comes that won't happen.