Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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Walk up to someone, scoop some onto your finger, ask them to sniff it, then say "I don't know if all that fruit I've been eating lately makes it taste better, but it sure does smell better."
WTF wins.
And I jizz in my pants...
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