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  • 364 44
    Submitted by JimThornton on Apr 1, 11 at 3:57pm
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    i don't think it's too smart to break up with someone who is in the position to literally bite your dick off

  • 300 56
    Submitted by jayeyeelleelle on Apr 1, 11 at 1:38pm
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    I would have finished the blow job and then spit his jizz right back into his face. And I would have definitely aimed for the eyes.

    • 33 42
      Submitted by 2LandBack on Apr 5, 11 at 1:01am
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      trust me... it's totally worth it.

  • 221 75
    Submitted by Taipan on Apr 1, 11 at 1:57pm
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    Girls, this is why a little self-esteem is a good thing to have.

  • 111 52
    Submitted by Billybobson on Apr 1, 11 at 1:12pm
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    Wow, that takes skill!

  • 89 42
    Submitted by speedway on Apr 1, 11 at 2:51pm
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    Now what I want to know is; why couldn't he wait until she wad finished to break the news to her? And I bet the blowjob wasn't as good AFTER he did the breakup....

    • 28 46
      Submitted by Unnamed on Apr 2, 11 at 5:28pm
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      Probably better.

  • 70 45
    Submitted by scaglietti on Apr 2, 11 at 12:05pm
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    Tears make for great lube

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 1, 11 at 1:14pm
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    He might be missing that action later on.

  • 61 41
    Submitted by mytwocents on Apr 1, 11 at 2:40pm
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    ...complete with the low self esteem type girlfriends?... Go you!

  • 66 54
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 1, 11 at 3:16pm
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    Did he give her a ride back to the red light district after she was done too?

  • 54 49
    Submitted by diabetis on Apr 1, 11 at 7:06pm
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    No words... Should have sent.. A poet!

  • 57 62
    Submitted by tryone43 on Apr 1, 11 at 1:32pm
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    That is fuckin great

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 1, 11 at 2:48pm
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    taipan has never seem technodicks. nor has he ever gotten head.

  • 34 29
    Submitted by 1badmnkee on Jul 14, 11 at 10:45am
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    Even Tucker Max would be proud. Kudos!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by babyface89 on Apr 4, 11 at 1:38am
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    Bahaha lucky she didn't bite your dick off

  • 30 28
    Submitted by TT_1114 on Apr 8, 11 at 1:37am
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    Ew that girl needs to have some respect for herself

  • 33 40
    Submitted by respect on Apr 2, 11 at 8:36pm
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    I mean, really?

  • 48 70
    Submitted by TBONEa on Apr 1, 11 at 2:27pm
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    should have tried to have sex

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Gee_eye_joseph on Apr 1, 11 at 3:03pm
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    shut yo mouth!

  • 32 46
    Submitted by bee222 on Apr 3, 11 at 1:27am
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    Almost positive there was teeth after that news

  • 28 41
    Submitted by cakersina on Apr 2, 11 at 4:38am
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    I dunno. I think Taipan's a chick though

  • 28 44
    Submitted by sdmanbearpig on Apr 28, 11 at 2:03pm
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    Best tfln ever

  • 27 54
    Submitted by grapemist on Apr 3, 11 at 8:06am
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    And then you got your own jizz in your mouth?